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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes - this is the place to vent!

I want to see some creative vulgarities people!

The most creative and/or coarse insults might even win a prize (but it is highly improbable as I’m a really miserly bastard)

Over to you, you bunch of leather bagels you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d love a bagel I’m starving

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving "

Bagels are odd things aren’t they?

Nonetheless- a bagel for Busty on the way

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving "

And I know exactly how I’d deliver your bagel - cream cheese and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid I shall lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You jizz spangled monkey toucher.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving "

With Cream Cheese and Bacon omg so hungry.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are we meant to insult each other or insult the things we want to vent about?

Because I can do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘There’s two gobshites in this town and he’s both of them.‘

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So are we meant to insult each other or insult the things we want to vent about?

Because I can do both "

Any and all vents are welcome here

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You bunch of wankspangling jizzmonkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^The kinda guy who has to carry a pot of flowers around on his back. To replace the waste of oxygen he is.

Lmao! (I'm not actually cruel or horrible btw)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘That guy has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.’ - a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fucking tide wouldn’t take you out.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving

Bagels are odd things aren’t they?

Nonetheless- a bagel for Busty on the way "

I know like why do they have a hole in the middle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving

And I know exactly how I’d deliver your bagel - cream cheese and all "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’d love a bagel I’m starving

With Cream Cheese and Bacon omg so hungry.....

"

Ohh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m jealous of all the the people who don’t know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are we meant to insult each other or insult the things we want to vent about?

Because I can do both

Any and all vents are welcome here

"

Excellent, in that case...

Why the fuck isn't there one simple routine and one simple diet that can make me fucking ripped?

What's with all the trial and error bullshit that's being bandied about as if you have to figure this shit out for yourself? I'll happily do the exercise, I'll happily follow the diet, but just give me something that will definitely woooooooooooork!!!!

Oh, and it's a bit chilly too

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.’ - Oscar Wilde (not obscene but as far as off handed insults go, an absolute belter!)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.’ - Oscar Wilde (not obscene but as far as off handed insults go, an absolute belter!) "

I love that one

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.’ - Oscar Wilde (not obscene but as far as off handed insults go, an absolute belter!) "

Puts me in mind of Bilbo’s speech. Tolkien probably rifting of Wilde.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.’ - Oscar Wilde (not obscene but as far as off handed insults go, an absolute belter!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a face like a dog having a shit....... I thank you.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

A blind man would be pleased to see you

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'd love to fuck you senseless but it looks like someone beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!" - Eric Cartman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock goblin.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

How can you be so ugly with only one head?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, landed face first then someone picked up the broken pieces and beat you with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave it’s arse and teach it to walk backwards.’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nincompoop (I love this word!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You monkey piece of salami shit of bollocks.

(Randomly shouted this of a car window when a car cut us up, no idea where it came from)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I could eat a can of alphabet soup and still shit out a better argument than yours!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had spicy poo, used wet wipes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holdon you anal fucktard, did you just go full twat waffle? Well that proves you're a spunk trumpeting cock womble. Who was the cunt that put 50p in the dick head?

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