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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " Ask them. | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see Ask them." not sure I'm brave enough to do that | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " Totally. Not the kind of thing you tend to leave lying around | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see Totally. Not the kind of thing you tend to leave lying around " well that's what I thought bit neither him or her have made any remarks or comments to make me think they would wanna show me this | |||
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"Yep they definitely want to ram the strap on up your butt." for a fat guy I have a nice bum so I dont blame them lol | |||
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"this is a surprise that seems to happen frequently to workmen on fab " no something I have ever experienced but it was in full view as bedroom was at the top of stairs and door wide open | |||
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"Why not ask? It might lead to something, and then you can post your experiences in the "fuck a tradesman" thread " haha I havnt got the bottle to say anything lol | |||
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"Why not ask? It might lead to something, and then you can post your experiences in the "fuck a tradesman" thread haha I havnt got the bottle to say anything lol " Why not? What's the worst that could happen? Just say something like "you're planning a fun evening, I see" or some other such crap | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x" Pretty much the right answer. As a tradesman you rely on your reputation “Pervy sex pest” is not a good one to have (trust me ) | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x Pretty much the right answer. As a tradesman you rely on your reputation “Pervy sex pest” is not a good one to have (trust me )" .... oh are you a pervy tradesman? Her x | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x Pretty much the right answer. As a tradesman you rely on your reputation “Pervy sex pest” is not a good one to have (trust me ) .... oh are you a pervy tradesman? Her x" Good god no!! I am a debauched engineer, far worse, erections everywhere! “Don’t call DD he’ll only build it in the shape of a cock” is my reputation | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x Pretty much the right answer. As a tradesman you rely on your reputation “Pervy sex pest” is not a good one to have (trust me ) .... oh are you a pervy tradesman? Her x Good god no!! I am a debauched engineer, far worse, erections everywhere! “Don’t call DD he’ll only build it in the shape of a cock” is my reputation " Yes you engineers have naughty minds, my boyfriend is one too. Being around shafts, flanges, nipples is too overwhelming for him Her x | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x" Or look for the thread "Will he get the hint" "Ready and waiting" "Look what I left out" Or anything along them lines | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see Totally. Not the kind of thing you tend to leave lying around " Or maybe they thought they could trust someone not to go rooting around their house? | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see Totally. Not the kind of thing you tend to leave lying around Or maybe they thought they could trust someone not to go rooting around their house? " This. If your working downstairs why would they leave something upstairs for "you to see" | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " Sometimes I’m tempted to do that if I have workmen in for a giggle | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x Or look for the thread "Will he get the hint" "Ready and waiting" "Look what I left out" Or anything along them lines" | |||
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"The OP has gone quiet. Should we call someone? He could be tied to a bed somewhere about to be impaled on a 10” strap-on as the owner of said strap-on whispers “naughty, naughty boy” " Her x | |||
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"The OP has gone quiet. Should we call someone? He could be tied to a bed somewhere about to be impaled on a 10” strap-on as the owner of said strap-on whispers “naughty, naughty boy” Her x" Is he in Swansea? Him x | |||
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"Maybe they see it as some kind of competition; you get out all your fancy work tools out, they get out there sex toys... Makes sense to me." . Let them make the first move... Stay professional | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " Are you working at toy R us | |||
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"The OP has gone quiet. Should we call someone? He could be tied to a bed somewhere about to be impaled on a 10” strap-on as the owner of said strap-on whispers “naughty, naughty boy” Her x Is he in Swansea? Him x" Just checked my dungeon, he isn't there Her x | |||
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"I'm sure workmen have spied the odd dildo lying around my house. I have a very, very, large black one (measured it wrong, so no chance of me ever using it) and it sits on the top of my wardrobe. I've got so used to it now, I forget it's there. I'd like to know if anyone has ever spotted it, but, so far, no one has ever confronted me about it lol " Your mahoosive door stop | |||
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"The OP is a landscape gardener. I never leave my gardener a key when I go out and invite him to use the upstairs bathroom. " Very much this^^^^ and I think maybe I’m on my own here thinking that it’s a tad weird but then I’m not the op. T | |||
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"I'm sure workmen have spied the odd dildo lying around my house. I have a very, very, large black one (measured it wrong, so no chance of me ever using it) and it sits on the top of my wardrobe. I've got so used to it now, I forget it's there. I'd like to know if anyone has ever spotted it, but, so far, no one has ever confronted me about it lol Your mahoosive door stop " Haha! That's all its good for! | |||
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"I'm sure workmen have spied the odd dildo lying around my house. I have a very, very, large black one (measured it wrong, so no chance of me ever using it) and it sits on the top of my wardrobe. I've got so used to it now, I forget it's there. I'd like to know if anyone has ever spotted it, but, so far, no one has ever confronted me about it lol " See,these things aren't easy to measure, no wonder men are always getting it wrong (although we do tend to over measure and not under measure) | |||
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"I'm sure workmen have spied the odd dildo lying around my house. I have a very, very, large black one (measured it wrong, so no chance of me ever using it) and it sits on the top of my wardrobe. I've got so used to it now, I forget it's there. I'd like to know if anyone has ever spotted it, but, so far, no one has ever confronted me about it lol See,these things aren't easy to measure, no wonder men are always getting it wrong (although we do tend to over measure and not under measure) " Mines 16 Cubic Miles long by the way... That is what CM stands for right? | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it" You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house " It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! | |||
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"I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it" Brazen about what, the fact that they have sex? The dirty bastards! | |||
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"I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it Brazen about what, the fact that they have sex? The dirty bastards! " I think you mean “the lucky bastards” | |||
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"I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it Brazen about what, the fact that they have sex? The dirty bastards! " Absolutely not, but when youve seen some of the sights ive seen, youd assume people would be more subtle! Not that it’s a bad thing if course... | |||
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"I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it Brazen about what, the fact that they have sex? The dirty bastards! I think you mean “the lucky bastards” " That as well! I was trying to keep the note of jealousy out of my voice for once | |||
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"I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it Brazen about what, the fact that they have sex? The dirty bastards! I think you mean “the lucky bastards” That as well! I was trying to keep the note of jealousy out of my voice for once " 10/10 for holding it down, I feel ashamed now, I lost all control! | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine!" yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see " Why on earth would they want you to see? Maybe they thought their workman wouldn’t go snooping, and they forgot to shut their bedroom door *shrugs* | |||
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"this is a surprise that seems to happen frequently to workmen on fab " I thought I was the only one to notice that! | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. " Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with! | |||
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"I wouldn't say anything to them even if it was intended for me to see them. Quite possibly they have been displayed as a sexy gesture for whichever person gets home first this evening. Or if they are a couple who play practical jokes on each other they have been arranged to cause embarrassment for their partner if you mention it. Just smile to yourself about it if you notice someone going upstairs later. Her x" This! | |||
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"Yep they definitely want to ram the strap on up your butt." leave yours out I will be round to plumb the washing machine in tomorrow. | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with!" I bet! You should write a book . | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with! I bet! You should write a book . " It wouldn’t be as exciting as one would hope, though the sex-attic conversion really was something else! | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with! I bet! You should write a book . It wouldn’t be as exciting as one would hope, though the sex-attic conversion really was something else!" That must have been interesting. We had plans to convert a room at one time. | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with! I bet! You should write a book . It wouldn’t be as exciting as one would hope, though the sex-attic conversion really was something else! That must have been interesting. We had plans to convert a room at one time. " It very much was. In fariness it was well furnished & the craftsmanship was fantastic, even if it did leave my 6ft 5 frame somewhat short in the headroom department. Probably be the first Fab request going for men under 6ft | |||
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"I just been to use the toilet of the customer I'm working for I went up the stairs to go to the bathroom to see the bedroom door wide open and laid in the bed was an array of sex toys. A strap on a flesh light a couple of dildos and a big bottle of lube. Customer is out but I do wonder if they was left there for me to see I see it all the time at work. Visiting peoples houses never ceases to amaze me & so many people are utterly brazen about it You're in their home, it's not brazen. We try to keep anything that might embarrass a tradesman out of sight but we don't expect them to be judging us if they do spot something that we keep in our own house It didnt mean it in a negative context, like you say, it is their home after all. It just come as a shock the first few times as an apprentice, although it is rather awkward to ask someone to remove her dildos from the cupboard, as you can imagine! yes. I understand what you're saying. the thing is when I clean my vibrators etc I leave them on the bed to air dry on a clean towel. It's not inconceivable that I could forget they're there and someone who's not usually in the house might see them. Indeed! Over time ive mastered the art of turning a blind eye to such things. Anyway, a dildo on a bed is much easier to avoid than some of the situations & propositions ive been faced with! I bet! You should write a book . It wouldn’t be as exciting as one would hope, though the sex-attic conversion really was something else! That must have been interesting. We had plans to convert a room at one time. It very much was. In fariness it was well furnished & the craftsmanship was fantastic, even if it did leave my 6ft 5 frame somewhat short in the headroom department. Probably be the first Fab request going for men under 6ft " | |||
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