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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We could all use some laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely forum friends

Lu

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

cats usually sit on everything.... my cat wouldn't sit on tissue paper with trump face on it... don't blame him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I looked at myself in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far, my friends and our amazingly perverted sense of humour but the day is still young

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My lovely forum friends

Lu "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad "

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

My bulldogs refusing to go out for a wee in the rain... such babies. Had to wheelbarrow one lad out to groans of protest and got a fit of the giggles in the process! An amusing start to my day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse "

I struggle to be live one exists...

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My mum used to be really... strict about the way she talked about authority figures and I got a gutful of "when you grow up you'll become conservative"

I spat my coffee at the risqué commentary on the Catholic Church this morning. And I've been watching her slide rapidly to the left politically. (Text is a glorious thing, she can't see my face. Oh, did you tell me so? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witty lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists... "

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists... "

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT? "

Ok. I just laughed....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Willy whippersnapper.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Feeling thoroughly miserable today, it's only a cold but it's making me grumpy and fed up.

Must put something on TV to cheer me up perhaps

Jo x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones "

Need a judge

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge "

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Willy whippersnapper. "

Joint effort.... that also made me chuckle

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Feeling thoroughly miserable today, it's only a cold but it's making me grumpy and fed up.

Must put something on TV to cheer me up perhaps

Jo x "

Big hugs x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Receiving mad good morning voice messages

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?"

Unashamed perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed...."

Cow!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv "

Punish me for it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse "

Excellent, thanks for signing me up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow! "

Moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow!

Moo "

Baa! No, wait.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall await and see how the day unfolds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it "

Oooh Matron

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone! "

Omg no way

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow!

Moo

Baa! No, wait....."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron "

Crap. Is that a no?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone! "

I think I love your mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow!

Moo

Baa! No, wait.....

"

Made you laugh without getting my arse out! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone! "

Haha! Bless her!

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone! "

awww bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our fab friends

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron

Crap. Is that a no? "

Its never a no

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow!

Moo

Baa! No, wait.....

Made you laugh without getting my arse out! Haha! "

Technically I made me laugh.... but I'll give you that one

(She's so needy)

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

I've seen a lot of them.... and so far none have made me laugh. There are some dodgy ones though

I mean.... she did THAT? With THAT?

Ok. I just laughed....

Cow!

Moo

Baa! No, wait.....

Made you laugh without getting my arse out! Haha! "

I can see your arse

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron

Crap. Is that a no?

Its never a no "

I have witnesses now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!"

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron

Crap. Is that a no?

Its never a no

I have witnesses now....... "

I never said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??

"

The whole thing went on for ages. My stomach was killing! I explained it to her and she said oh god I always tell people to come in my back door! Maybe I shouldn’t say that anymore

And THEN she said well men and women don’t do that do they? I said some do Mum. She said Jesus don’t tell your dad!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could all use some laughter"

Someone’s comment.. “fanny like a wizards sleeve”

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??

The whole thing went on for ages. My stomach was killing! I explained it to her and she said oh god I always tell people to come in my back door! Maybe I shouldn’t say that anymore

And THEN she said well men and women don’t do that do they? I said some do Mum. She said Jesus don’t tell your dad!!!!"

I just spat coffee again

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Nothing yet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??

The whole thing went on for ages. My stomach was killing! I explained it to her and she said oh god I always tell people to come in my back door! Maybe I shouldn’t say that anymore

And THEN she said well men and women don’t do that do they? I said some do Mum. She said Jesus don’t tell your dad!!!!"

......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working on my own in the middle of no where so I spoke to myself in an Australian accent pretending I was in the outback and ended up laughing at myself for some my comments and few on snapchat haha

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Working on my own in the middle of no where so I spoke to myself in an Australian accent pretending I was in the outback and ended up laughing at myself for some my comments and few on snapchat haha"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron

Crap. Is that a no?

Its never a no

I have witnesses now.......

I never said it "

Yep. You did. And you know you won't say no to me anyway

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"My mum bless her. “I’m fed up of this stupid mobile, I’ve lost WhatsApp, Facebook and everything, can you have a look at at it for me?”

T’was the home phone!

I think I love your mum!

Oh she comes out with some crackers! Funniest one ever. “Jean got burgled last night”. Oh god that’s awful mum how did they get in?

“Smashed her back door in”

. I was on the floor. She was like what!!??

The whole thing went on for ages. My stomach was killing! I explained it to her and she said oh god I always tell people to come in my back door! Maybe I shouldn’t say that anymore

And THEN she said well men and women don’t do that do they? I said some do Mum. She said Jesus don’t tell your dad!!!!"
I was trying to think of what has made me laugh today. Now I know .... this . Brilliant

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't actually think anything has today.

That's kinda sad

I can change that, I'll send you a dodgy pic of my arse

I struggle to be live one exists...

Oh it definitely does, for 1 good pic there's at least 20 awful/laughable ones

Need a judge

Ooooh.... can I judge both of your bums?

Unashamed perv

Punish me for it

Oooh Matron

Crap. Is that a no?

Its never a no

I have witnesses now.......

I never said it

Yep. You did. And you know you won't say no to me anyway "

No. I wont . But I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chat up line:

“Is your name Winter? Because soon you’ll be coming”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying hello to a woman after noticing that she had been watching me, and she went bright red and nervous

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