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You were in a freak accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You recover, and discover this accident has given you a new superpower. Awesome!

You can now change any sound in the world, to another sound.

What do you change, and what do you change it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic would sound like gentle ocean waves.

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My niece and nephew's scream would turn into silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People chewing!

I despise that sound so much and would happily change it for fingers down a chalkboard if necessary.

Or it could be made into any woman staring at me saying 'I want you inside me right now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts to big Ben chimes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring would sound like a gentle breeze rustling the leaves on the trees.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Any packet that rustles would be silent

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

the last orders bell to the chimming of church bells for the all clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoying laughs to a loud foghorn. It'd be just as annoying but oh so much funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying babies....

to morning birdsong sounds

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

All alarm clocks to the sound of laughing babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breathing = fart noises

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By *aked AngelMan
over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey


"You recover, and discover this accident has given you a new superpower. Awesome!

You can now change any sound in the world, to another sound.

What do you change, and what do you change it too?"

I would change all the chewing sounds with iron maiden songs!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I change the sound of happiness to the sound of a hedgehog farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I change the sound of happiness to the sound of a hedgehog farting "

Why

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I change the sound of happiness to the sound of a hedgehog farting

Why"

I really like hedgehogs and they make me happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I change the sound of happiness to the sound of a hedgehog farting

Why

I really like hedgehogs and they make me happy. "

That’s a good reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny fart turns into a clown horn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" A fanny fart turns into a clown horn. "

Can we have sex so I can queef for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn every lie to silence

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By *ryme_gyMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Police sirens to the Benny Hill theme

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Turn every lie to silence "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crying babies....

to morning birdsong sounds"

That would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beeping sound when you check a losing lottery ticket to the sound it makes when you win a prize.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The beeping sound when you check a losing lottery ticket to the sound it makes when you win a prize.

"

That’s just setting you up for sadness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would gift the act of ejaculation the sound of a very wet fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum..... Urgh.....

Pfffffffffttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change my own voice so I sounded like Patrick Stewart.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Traffic would sound like gentle ocean waves.

Lu "

Noooo. That would put people to sleep

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset


" A fanny fart turns into a clown horn. "

This would be amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change the sound of gunfire to pew-pew

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