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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right. I'm bored of the 'rona, I'm off into fantasy land.

I'm gonna travel around and visit you all (or at least those who I like a visit )

So I'm coming to your town, I want you to show me a good time...

What we doing and where?

Lu

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I would take you to a tiny medieval church where we’d listen to M.R. James ghost stories read by a brilliant character actor.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

And then to an unassuming pub that serves the BEST Thai food ever to discuss the ghost stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing "
so true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing "

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Derby, we can go to Elvaston Castle for a nice trek and a picnic.

Or we can get naughty in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And then to an unassuming pub that serves the BEST Thai food ever to discuss the ghost stories."

That sounds right up my street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppfft, not sure about good time. But bring your walking boots, thermals, and waterproofs. Go check out a bit of hadrians wall, then go to a pub for light bite, but prepare for total silence and turning heads when entering as its a bit like "you're not from around here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in Derby, we can go to Elvaston Castle for a nice trek and a picnic.

Or we can get naughty in the woods "

If by trek you mean short, slow wander....im in

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Well because everything is so boring where i live i would invite you to come to the house of fun , we could start for a little chat just to break the ice , moving into the living room to taste and wet lips.

I think we should go upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ppfft, not sure about good time. But bring your walking boots, thermals, and waterproofs. Go check out a bit of hadrians wall, then go to a pub for light bite, but prepare for total silence and turning heads when entering as its a bit like "you're not from around here" "

Another one expecting me to entertain myself?

Mind you, I get those looks in my own town, the bright purple hair and tattoos prolly don't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going to check out the beautiful history in my nearby town with coffee and cake. Lots of chatting and a bit of shopping then back to mine to get all dressed up and off out for the night for cocktails in my favourite bar with dancing and lots of giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well because everything is so boring where i live i would invite you to come to the house of fun , we could start for a little chat just to break the ice , moving into the living room to taste and wet lips.

I think we should go upstairs "

I like this answer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Northern Quarter. Pretentious coffee, amazing cake, alternative stores galore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in Derby, we can go to Elvaston Castle for a nice trek and a picnic.

Or we can get naughty in the woods

If by trek you mean short, slow wander....im in "

Sure, a long-ish, brisk walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

York got a lot to offer the minster, great restaurants, great cocktails and me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're going to check out the beautiful history in my nearby town with coffee and cake. Lots of chatting and a bit of shopping then back to mine to get all dressed up and off out for the night for cocktails in my favourite bar with dancing and lots of giggles "

YESSS! Girls night! I'm so in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Northern Quarter. Pretentious coffee, amazing cake, alternative stores galore."

I think we'd have a giggle anywhere but you had be at cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're going to check out the beautiful history in my nearby town with coffee and cake. Lots of chatting and a bit of shopping then back to mine to get all dressed up and off out for the night for cocktails in my favourite bar with dancing and lots of giggles

YESSS! Girls night! I'm so in! "

Perfect!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in Derby, we can go to Elvaston Castle for a nice trek and a picnic.

Or we can get naughty in the woods

If by trek you mean short, slow wander....im in

Sure, a long-ish, brisk walk "

I'm not sure I'd enjoy it much...this picnic had better be epic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"York got a lot to offer the minster, great restaurants, great cocktails and me lol"

I do enjoy a cocktail

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton "

Good job coz theres fuck all here . You know I will make you feel welcome

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Northern Quarter. Pretentious coffee, amazing cake, alternative stores galore.

I think we'd have a giggle anywhere but you had be at cake "

I think you'd love Afflecks Palace. They even help me look cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton

Good job coz theres fuck all here . You know I will make you feel welcome "

So we'll take Prince out and then I'll cook you dinner huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppfft, not sure about good time. But bring your walking boots, thermals, and waterproofs. Go check out a bit of hadrians wall, then go to a pub for light bite, but prepare for total silence and turning heads when entering as its a bit like "you're not from around here"

Another one expecting me to entertain myself?

Mind you, I get those looks in my own town, the bright purple hair and tattoos prolly don't help "

I'm sure you would find enough amusement with me giving you a half arsed "history" lesson at hadrians wall

Haha, you'll fit right in then! I was meaning if you think of the programme League of Gentleman.. Would be something to giggle about I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Northern Quarter. Pretentious coffee, amazing cake, alternative stores galore.

I think we'd have a giggle anywhere but you had be at cake

I think you'd love Afflecks Palace. They even help me look cool "

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie.... "

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Well because everything is so boring where i live i would invite you to come to the house of fun , we could start for a little chat just to break the ice , moving into the living room to taste and wet lips.

I think we should go upstairs

I like this answer "

Mwah mwah

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton

Good job coz theres fuck all here . You know I will make you feel welcome

So we'll take Prince out and then I'll cook you dinner huh? "

Now you're talking. I've yet to find out what this meal will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip "

Nipple hill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton

Good job coz theres fuck all here . You know I will make you feel welcome

So we'll take Prince out and then I'll cook you dinner huh?

Now you're talking. I've yet to find out what this meal will be "

I'd make something sausage based for this occasion I think, Prince can have his own little portion

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY


"Right. I'm bored of the 'rona, I'm off into fantasy land.

I'm gonna travel around and visit you all (or at least those who I like a visit )

So I'm coming to your town, I want you to show me a good time...

What we doing and where?

Lu "

Well were in grimsby, so could go out get some spice and get stabbed??

Honestly it's not that bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill? "

You're obsessed with hills....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. I'm bored of the 'rona, I'm off into fantasy land.

I'm gonna travel around and visit you all (or at least those who I like a visit )

So I'm coming to your town, I want you to show me a good time...

What we doing and where?

Lu

Well were in grimsby, so could go out get some spice and get stabbed??

Honestly it's not that bad "

I've had worse nights

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I live in Northampton so erm... erm.... yeah I got nothing

Oh charming!

Shitty town doesn't mean a shitty time slim! I'm coming to see you (and Prince) not Northampton

Good job coz theres fuck all here . You know I will make you feel welcome

So we'll take Prince out and then I'll cook you dinner huh?

Now you're talking. I've yet to find out what this meal will be

I'd make something sausage based for this occasion I think, Prince can have his own little portion "

* Refrains from making rude Sausage comment *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill?

You're obsessed with hills....

"

You started it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll show you round town and after that 2 minutes we will have to figure something else to do

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm afraid all I can offer is the chance of a wander around the local lake, taking our time to get to know each other a bit, and then back to mine for my fiery homemade chili to warm you up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"York got a lot to offer the minster, great restaurants, great cocktails and me lol

I do enjoy a cocktail "

What's your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill?

You're obsessed with hills....

You started it! "

You started it....I merely knew of a more appropriate hill...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll show you round town and after that 2 minutes we will have to figure something else to do "

We can come up with something!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll show you round town and after that 2 minutes we will have to figure something else to do

We can come up with something! "

I'm sure between us we will think of plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm afraid all I can offer is the chance of a wander around the local lake, taking our time to get to know each other a bit, and then back to mine for my fiery homemade chili to warm you up a bit "

That sounds lovely actually

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

We'll give you options...

North and its Croydon, the restaurent choices are pretty damn good but worth avoiding most of the bars.

Or we head South and finish up in Brighton. Bars galore to work our way through and then a fire down on the beach until the sun comes up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"York got a lot to offer the minster, great restaurants, great cocktails and me lol

I do enjoy a cocktail

What's your favourite?"

Margarita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill?

You're obsessed with hills....

You started it!

You started it....I merely knew of a more appropriate hill... "

Show me the hill....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'll give you options...

North and its Croydon, the restaurent choices are pretty damn good but worth avoiding most of the bars.

Or we head South and finish up in Brighton. Bars galore to work our way through and then a fire down on the beach until the sun comes up."

We're off to Brighton then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill?

You're obsessed with hills....

You started it!

You started it....I merely knew of a more appropriate hill...

Show me the hill.... "

I've got a special mound for you don't worry

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I'm afraid all I can offer is the chance of a wander around the local lake, taking our time to get to know each other a bit, and then back to mine for my fiery homemade chili to warm you up a bit

That sounds lovely actually "

I'll get the ingredients in ready

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I've got lovely countryside and woods around me, We could go foraging for mushrooms and then come home and cook them in butter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm afraid all I can offer is the chance of a wander around the local lake, taking our time to get to know each other a bit, and then back to mine for my fiery homemade chili to warm you up a bit

That sounds lovely actually

I'll get the ingredients in ready "

I'll bring wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got lovely countryside and woods around me, We could go foraging for mushrooms and then come home and cook them in butter."

Buttery mushrooms? *droooooool*

Consider me in!

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


"We'll give you options...

North and its Croydon, the restaurent choices are pretty damn good but worth avoiding most of the bars.

Or we head South and finish up in Brighton. Bars galore to work our way through and then a fire down on the beach until the sun comes up.

We're off to Brighton then "

Bring the sex swing then and we'll set it up at ours for when we get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you making a trip to Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"York got a lot to offer the minster, great restaurants, great cocktails and me lol

I do enjoy a cocktail

What's your favourite?

Margarita "

I'd give you more than one screaming orgasm lol york has a few good cocktail bars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'll give you options...

North and its Croydon, the restaurent choices are pretty damn good but worth avoiding most of the bars.

Or we head South and finish up in Brighton. Bars galore to work our way through and then a fire down on the beach until the sun comes up.

We're off to Brighton then

Bring the sex swing then and we'll set it up at ours for when we get back "

Consider it packed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you making a trip to Plymouth "

I might

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

A ghost tour of York.....

Maybe take you down one the alleyways

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I have unicorn cake? Can make a coffee with it? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A ghost tour of York.....

Maybe take you down one the alleyways "

I'm down for a ghost tour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have unicorn cake? Can make a coffee with it? X"

Sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Trowvegas? That's a thoughie....

It is tough...not much I haven't seen around our way nip

Nipple hill?

You're obsessed with hills....

You started it!

You started it....I merely knew of a more appropriate hill...

Show me the hill....

I've got a special mound for you don't worry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ghost tour of York.....

Maybe take you down one the alleyways

I'm down for a ghost tour "

ghost tours can turn into a pub crawl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you making a trip to Plymouth

I might "

I'll make pasties and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A ghost tour of York.....

Maybe take you down one the alleyways

I'm down for a ghost tour ghost tours can turn into a pub crawl too"

I like pubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you making a trip to Plymouth

I might I'll make pasties and cake "

I'll leave fatter than I arrived...

I'm Ok with that

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

I live in Dorset, so I would take to studland beach for the day.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Well I know something that you will like we will take a little walk by the river with my doggo (as I know you love her )

Then I will take you back for some good food and drinks.

After that some cuddles on the sofa...and I’m sure something will pop up for you to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in Dorset, so I would take to studland beach for the day. "

I'm not getting nekkid...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I know something that you will like we will take a little walk by the river with my doggo (as I know you love her )

Then I will take you back for some good food and drinks.

After that some cuddles on the sofa...and I’m sure something will pop up for you to enjoy "

I'll bring the rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you making a trip to Plymouth

I might I'll make pasties and cake

I'll leave fatter than I arrived...

I'm Ok with that "

mentor be I'll help you work it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ghost tour of York.....

Maybe take you down one the alleyways

I'm down for a ghost tour ghost tours can turn into a pub crawl too

I like pubs "

sounds like York's on cards

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Hey Lu. come round id show you the sightes of the nearby world heritage site stop at numerous coffee shops. Maybe an afternoon tea with cakes and champagne before cocktails in the evening and then back to mine

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Well I know something that you will like we will take a little walk by the river with my doggo (as I know you love her )

Then I will take you back for some good food and drinks.

After that some cuddles on the sofa...and I’m sure something will pop up for you to enjoy

I'll bring the rum "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Lu. come round id show you the sightes of the nearby world heritage site stop at numerous coffee shops. Maybe an afternoon tea with cakes and champagne before cocktails in the evening and then back to mine"

Cake is always a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun "

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine. "

Oooh can I come please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine. "

That sounds wonderful Meli whatchoo cooking?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules "

Root means fuck where I come from

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please "

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules

Root means fuck where I come from "

Oooooohh kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you."

But you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Lu

Well I live in Hertfordshire - there is so much greeny here. Take you a country pub , off some local grub , while we chat and flirt.

Afterwards take you on a long walk through the lovely country side, maybe find a few secluded parts and have some naughty fun, and take pics and send to your other half

What do you think ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

But you're there "

I can cook most things (minus pork/bacon) so I'll do anything you'd like! It's a bit chilly so maybe beef wellington with dauphinoise potato and really good thick gravy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Lu

Well I live in Hertfordshire - there is so much greeny here. Take you a country pub , off some local grub , while we chat and flirt.

Afterwards take you on a long walk through the lovely country side, maybe find a few secluded parts and have some naughty fun, and take pics and send to your other half

What do you think ?"

I don't do naughty fun without my other half unless the person in question is a very attractive lady who doesn't fancy him...neither of us is an "observer"...so you've shit outta luck there I'm afraid...

Pub lunch?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules

Root means fuck where I come from

Oooooohh kinky "

We do things differently Down Under

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

But you're there

I can cook most things (minus pork/bacon) so I'll do anything you'd like! It's a bit chilly so maybe beef wellington with dauphinoise potato and really good thick gravy? "

Did you say "thick gravy"?

I think I find you even more attractive now...

That sounds yummy! I'll bring wine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules

Root means fuck where I come from

Oooooohh kinky

We do things differently Down Under "

I've heard that...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you."

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like "

But you're in Northampton

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh. Charity shopping. Heaps around me. That's fun

I love a root through charity shops! We need a cocktail after each shop tho...thems the rules

Root means fuck where I come from

Oooooohh kinky

We do things differently Down Under

I've heard that... "

Maybe not in op shops though (op shop = charity shop )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

But you're in Northampton "

Doesnt mean I like it though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

But you're in Northampton

Doesnt mean I like it though "

I'm a fan.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

But you're there

I can cook most things (minus pork/bacon) so I'll do anything you'd like! It's a bit chilly so maybe beef wellington with dauphinoise potato and really good thick gravy? "

Thick gravy sounds filthy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

But you're there

I can cook most things (minus pork/bacon) so I'll do anything you'd like! It's a bit chilly so maybe beef wellington with dauphinoise potato and really good thick gravy?

Thick gravy sounds filthy! "

Gravy should always be thick...none of that watery shite!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like "

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent. "

That's pushing it a bit but we'll try

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole


"I live in Dorset, so I would take to studland beach for the day.

I'm not getting nekkid... "

That’s a shame

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

But you're in Northampton

Doesnt mean I like it though

I'm a fan..... "

trust you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, there's not really much on here. I can take you to the Costa in the middle of town and we can go for coffee? Oooh and then a walk around the lake and stop at the farm shop for bits and pieces that I'll cook for you when back at mine.

Oooh can I come please

Yes you can! Of course you can. It's an overgrown village so not that exciting just to warn you.

Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent. "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent.

"

Okay, it's not realistic but I'm trying to be nice here. Nowhere could resolve the crappiness of Luton. Not even an orgy with Dr Strange and Neil Gaiman. It's beyond hope.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its better than Northampton trust me . And you and Lu will be there . What's not to like

Wherever all three of us are would be epic. We could even make Luton decent.

Okay, it's not realistic but I'm trying to be nice here. Nowhere could resolve the crappiness of Luton. Not even an orgy with Dr Strange and Neil Gaiman. It's beyond hope."

My dad used to live there so I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Lu

Well I live in Hertfordshire - there is so much greeny here. Take you a country pub , off some local grub , while we chat and flirt.

Afterwards take you on a long walk through the lovely country side, maybe find a few secluded parts and have some naughty fun, and take pics and send to your other half

What do you think ?

I don't do naughty fun without my other half unless the person in question is a very attractive lady who doesn't fancy him...neither of us is an "observer"...so you've shit outta luck there I'm afraid...

Pub lunch? "

Ohhh crash and burn LOL

Pub lunch it is

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