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Lies we were told!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was told quite a few whoppers as a child!

1. That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.

2. Eating crusts make your hair curl.

What were yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy loves you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mummy loves you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a lot of lady garden and have been called a errherm a bit

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes when you pull a face it will change your face permanently

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Santa comes down the chimney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mummy loves you. "

Noooo, so unfair

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Well I don't know what to say from this post from a man who has the features of a brussrl sprout and really really curly hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mummy loves you. "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed shag.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is the ice cream van plays music it means its run out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changes when you pull a face it will change your face permanently "

I got this one all the time! I caught myself saying to a friend lately too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s what’s on the inside that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!! "

No its not!

I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.

Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

God is always watching you.

You'll need quadratic equations later in life.

I do.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!

No its not!

I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.

Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real. "

Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I don't know what to say from this post from a man who has the features of a brussrl sprout and really really curly hair. "

I'm sure your mum didn't want you to end up looking like a little sprout Cabbage Patch Kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changes when you pull a face it will change your face permanently "

This

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By *herubCheeksWoman
over a year ago

seaside


"Mummy loves you. "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If you pick your nose your head will cave in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!

No its not!

I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.

Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real.

Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment "

Well that sounds just like the tooth fairy to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dogs don't die, they go to a farm to live with other dogs and run through open pastures forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots and potatoes will grow in your ears if you don't wash them.

Crusts will turn your hair curly. Well I have wavy hair!

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Well I don't know what to say from this post from a man who has the features of a brussrl sprout and really really curly hair.

I'm sure your mum didn't want you to end up looking like a little sprout Cabbage Patch Kid "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mummy loves you. "

Beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the corona virus was more deadly then anything.

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That passing gcse biology would make me an expert on world pandemics

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

too much wanking will make you go blind --- hasn't happened yet lying fuckers

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

This is your time you’re wasting...

Erm no, it’s your time as well

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"too much wanking will make you go blind --- hasn't happened yet lying fuckers "

I’m having to read this in Braille.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my jokes were funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good this as a child but maybe as I got older

Too much wanking and you can go blind

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By *aked AngelMan
over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey

You are Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told if I ate up my cabbage I would get hairs ony chest like bootlaces...and I ate it up too, nobody told me ladies don't grow hairy chests! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too much wanking will make you go blind --- hasn't happened yet lying fuckers

I’m having to read this in Braille....."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wasn't told this as a child but a certain Mr Sunak recently told me "we will do whatever it takes"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was told quite a few whoppers as a child!

1. That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.

2. Eating crusts make your hair curl.

What were yours?"

It’s true about the crusts, they put ginger hair on your chest too.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Carrots make you see in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrots make you see in the dark! "

Are you sure this is the body of Christ, Father Peter..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Carrots make you see in the dark! "

I tried that one but I’m still as blind as a bat from all the masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the nice, kind folks in A&E would really be concerned weather my underwear was clean or not if I got run over.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That of you work hard, you'll be rewarded. I just feel exploited right now

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"The Tooth Fairy. LIES!!!

No its not!

I had my wisdom teeth taken out 7 years ago and in the morning there was a tenner on my bedside table.

Explain that if the tooth fairy isn't real.

Ahhhh.....that was more likely an illegal organ farmer or else a depraved, nocturnal dentist who felt a modicum of guilt at the last moment

Well that sounds just like the tooth fairy to me. "

Did you guys know during lockdown the tooth fairy apparently can send gifts via Amazon rather than physically visiting......or so I’m told by mimi me

Little smart ass

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

That id brake some hearts. That's a lie. They broke my heart I've become a heartless cow.

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield


"Carrots make you see in the dark!

I tried that one but I’m still as blind as a bat from all the masturbation "
i was told the carrot lie by the same person that told me i'd go blind if i wanked too much --- never went back to that Optician

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Carrots make you see in the dark!

I tried that one but I’m still as blind as a bat from all the masturbation i was told the carrot lie by the same person that told me i'd go blind if i wanked too much --- never went back to that Optician "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That id brake some hearts. That's a lie. They broke my heart I've become a heartless cow."

I still say this when I see a beautiful child and never really thought about it that way!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"That id brake some hearts. That's a lie. They broke my heart I've become a heartless cow.

I still say this when I see a beautiful child and never really thought about it that way! "

People say it to my daughter now. Everybody is beautiful in there own way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yada yada yada promise to be faithful for as long as we both shall live....... to much fun to be had on here for that nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toop mych mastrbston wukl mske ypi blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toop mych mastrbston wukl mske ypi blind.

"

Unfortunately I struggled to see the keyboard when I typed that.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

If I ate apple pips, an apple tree would grow in my tummy.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The comedian Jeff Green tells of how his parents used to tell him that when the ice cream van played a tune it meant it had run out of ice cream.

I did the same with my kids and it's remarkable how long I got away with it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was told that the tooth fairy's name was Nuff.

Fairy Nuff.

Took me for-bloody-ever to get that.

Also, that you had to eat something for paracetamol to work. I was in my twenties before I found out that one was a lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off

And teachers with the, you’ll not constantly have a calculator in your pocket now do the math in your head

Screw you Mrs Robinson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw you Mrs Robinson "

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw you Mrs Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know. "

I feel a Weird Al parody coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw you Mrs Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

I feel a Weird Al parody coming on "

Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw you Mrs Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

I feel a Weird Al parody coming on

Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad "

Did you want her to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

What goes around comes around.

The amount of absolute bellends prospering in the world totally back this up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw you Mrs Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

I feel a Weird Al parody coming on

Oh actually Mrs Robinson was music Mrs Robertson was math my bad

Did you want her to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me? "

Good lord no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was told that the tooth fairy's name was Nuff.

Fairy Nuff.

Took me for-bloody-ever to get that.

Also, that you had to eat something for paracetamol to work. I was in my twenties before I found out that one was a lie. "

That made me chuckle. Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad's favourite was that haggis is a small creature native to Scotland that has one leg shorter than the other so it can only run one way around the hills, and that to catch it you have to chase it the other way around the hill

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"If I ate apple pips, an apple tree would grow in my tummy."

I got told this one too

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

If you pull faces when the wind changes it'll stay that way

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By *ary Mary not so hairyWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

The tooth fairy and santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I must have had a very different upbringing to many on here! When I was a child, I learned to play violin. I was told by my parents that if I played a wrong note, the cow's milk would turn sour. So I studied hard and I'm now actually quite good. It was only when I was in my twenties that I realised that we had never owned a cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dad's favourite was that haggis is a small creature native to Scotland that has one leg shorter than the other so it can only run one way around the hills, and that to catch it you have to chase it the other way around the hill "

Dads... gotta love them

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

One very hot ladie great pics

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