FabSwingers.com forum: I want a shag.!!!

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm also running out of coconut oil

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

"I'm also running out of coconut oil

You are not the only one, please form an orderly queue and please be careful where you put your oily hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive baby oil PP if you want some of that instead x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm also running out of coconut oil

You are not the only one, please form an orderly queue and please be careful where you put your oily hands

Don't stand too close then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ive baby oil PP if you want some of that instead x "

You gonna rub it in

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

Who doesn't ever want a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

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this lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I have plenty of coconut oil

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

Glad someone said it lol

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

Glad someone said it lol"

True though

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

That told me

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By *ookiedohMan
over a year ago

Durham

Monday off work and defo need a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive baby oil PP if you want some of that instead x

You gonna rub it in

If you want me too, i will be a great friend and do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good, no shags required or given....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good, no shags required or given....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good, no shags required or given....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almond oil any good ?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

To be honest, it's a rare occasion when I don't want a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest, it's a rare occasion when I don't want a shag

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only when I'll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

Even dead people.

Apparently a bloke gets an erection even in death.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

One must never run out of coconut oil

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Nope just rigour Mortis mate

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Nope just rigour Mortis mate "

I doubt that a dead man can sue to the fact that the bllos needs to be pumping to g

That part oc the anatomy to make it erect if cannkrmt do that if there is no heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a fresh load of coconut oil firstly. Then make sure you pop the lid outside so that all the women know you're stocked up and good to go

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Nope just rigour Mortis mate "

I doubt that a dead man can due to the fact that the blood needs to be pumping to

that part of the anatomy to make it erect it cannot do that if there is no heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope just rigour Mortis mate

I doubt that a dead man can sue to the fact that the bllos needs to be pumping to g

That part oc the anatomy to make it erect if cannkrmt do that if there is no heartbeat. "

Actually an erection is a passive action. It’s only when blood vessels are relaxed is blood allowed into the penis. And it can pool to the lower part of the body in death depending on circumstances. Google angel lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope just rigour Mortis mate

I doubt that a dead man can sue to the fact that the bllos needs to be pumping to g

That part oc the anatomy to make it erect if cannkrmt do that if there is no heartbeat.

Can also happen from asphyxiation during death. A lot of people that were hanged had them apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP btw, I lowered the mood and tone of the thread dramatically.

Didn’t mean to.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really really want a shag....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I really really want a shag...."

Is that all? Come back when you really really really want one

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"To be honest, it's a rare occasion when I don't want a shag

I can think of a time - it’s when I offered

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"To be honest, it's a rare occasion when I don't want a shag

I can think of a time - it’s when I offered

I just spat tea everywhere

very droll

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

Me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest, it's a rare occasion when I don't want a shag

I can think of a time - it’s when I offered

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

I have surplus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally straight but for a forum legend I guess I could touch my toes for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who doesn't ever want a shag

Me. I don't let myself. It's no fun wanting what you can't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some deep heat you can borrow

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

Me too. This itch needs scratching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some deep heat you can borrow

Can I ? Bloody back is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some deep heat you can borrow

Can I ? Bloody back is killing me

Sure. Pop round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want ShagTonight!

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