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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are the first sine of madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monsters aren't that great at maths unless you Count Dracula.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the first sine of madness "

And this is cos?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

Because it's two gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the first sine of madness

And this is cos? "

They’re worse tan sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

Because it's two gross."

Ok I like this one a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling opinions on thud thread will be divided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling opinions on thud thread will be divided "

This

Fml

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Sex is like maths:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
over a year ago

Ballymena

Hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Why is 6 frightened of 7...... because 7, 8, 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero said to the eight... Nice belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s some positives and negatives to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s some positives and negatives to this thread "

That’s okay, it’s all about your outlook, 2 negatives make a positive

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

On a scale of 1-2 OP, I'd give you 1

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam


"Why is 6 frightened of 7...... because 7, 8, 9 "

Because 7 is a registered six offender!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Best close this thread now.........this can't be topped

what do you call a snake which is 3.14 meters long?

A pthon

Thankyou and goodnight

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

How about a Limerick?

( 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*sqrt(4) )/7 + (5*11) = 9^2 + 0

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared, and not a bit more

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

These are prime jokes

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By *EXY_PILOTMan
over a year ago

Manchester, North West, UK

Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems!!

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By *auradCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dm betean to it.. I posted that in a thread yesterday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pi goes on and on and on ...

And e is just as cursed.

I wonder: Which is larger

When their digits are reversed?

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to differentiate between each post, although on the whole there is a sense of integration.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Why is 88 better then 69?

Because you get ate twice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck I’m so funny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck I’m so funny"

That and fantastic boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck I’m so funny

That and fantastic boobs "

True

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