FabSwingers.com forum: The first rule about fab is...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Insert ridiculous comments below

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

FAF messages get you everything and everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not talk about Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women love penis pics, they just dont want to admit it

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

offer eveything they are not looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock picture is worth a thousand words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men are entitled to fuck everyone, right now!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Comparing your size to a sky remote or lynx can is compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!"

Even the women?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Any cock pic must be taken over a toilet.

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Don’t take it seriously

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Those talking about sex most are doing the least

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You do not talk about Fab..

You DO NOT talk to family about Fab..

Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over..

Only 2 guys to a fab 3 sum

One Fab meet at a time, fellas.

No shell suits, No sandals, No White socks

The Sex will go as long as it has to ...

If this is your first night at fab club, you have to have sex

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some people are into weird shit. That's fine, as long as they keep it to those who consent. (although apparently saying so is kink shaming)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always send a dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about FAB club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell nobody nowt

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Always do a sniff test first.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A married woman is a delicate little flower and it’s not her fault she’s on here.

A married man is scum of the earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always do a sniff test first. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anything bad can be twisted into something good.

Anything good can be twisted into something bad.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

[Removed by poster at 27/09/20 11:38:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a bloke it's definitely have a lynx can or sky remote to hand.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thou must criticise every fucker that doesn't use the site for what YOU want for YOU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is you don't talk about Fab...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is you don't talk about Fab...

That and 'always be original' ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women must have a long list of what they don't want thus ensuring the only person they'd think of meeting is not on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're "all the same height lying down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're "all the same height lying down" "

If I had a pound for every time I heard that I’d be typing this from my yacht!

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Don't read anything

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You're "all the same height lying down"

If I had a pound for every time I heard that I’d be typing this from my yacht!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You're "all the same height lying down"

If I had a pound for every time I heard that I’d be typing this from my yacht!"

Slice the main sail Nora!

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

FAF, is never believe all that you read

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

everyone with a fanny is fake

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Women need to send unsolicited tit pics

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Take it all with a big pinch of salt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/20 11:38:54]"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to do a helicopter willy prior to meeting a couple/woman as a secret fab sex ritual

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

No need to read a profile. Every woman is available to you..choose based on a photo.

Comments about a woman's breasts will get you a meet even in a serious thread.

Send compliments to someone you have never met or talked to as she may not have received the same compliment 40 times that day already.

When you receive a message rejecting you fill up her inbox once more by sending a " thank you for replying message" .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Take it all with a big pinch of salt!!

That sounds like it would chafe

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Take it all with a big pinch of salt!!

That sounds like it would chafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not going to be how you want it to be !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck everything that moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicks love dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't read the profiles, and assume everyone wants to fuck you

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

The males in couples never read the messages so just direct the message at the female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicks love dick pics "

Errr don't you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicks love dick pics

Errr don't you ?

Absolutely adore them darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone can tell you want fab is , you have to see it yo believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicks love dick pics

Errr don't you ?

Absolutely adore them darling

Ive seen you take a peek at mine....you naughty little girl you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Messages replied to in full within minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sky remote is the only measuring tape you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sky remote is the only measuring tape you need. "

Which version ? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sky remote is the only measuring tape you need.

Which version ? Asking for a friend

Got to be the smallest, makes everything look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sky remote is the only measuring tape you need.

Which version ? Asking for a friend

Got to be the smallest, makes everything look bigger

Phew, that good to know...ahem , I mean my friend will be pleased to know lol

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Those talking about sex most are doing the least"

So true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!"

And at least 5 taken over the toilet.

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

Set up profiles for every possible age, gender and status combination... you want to cover all your bases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!

And at least 5 taken over the toilet. "

Preferably a dirty toilet with washing all over the bathroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!

And at least 5 taken over the toilet.

Preferably a dirty toilet with washing all over the bathroom floor

Oh god yes! My favourite pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget for the single ones to have plenty of pics of you hanging out the back of your previous meet.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"A married woman is a delicate little flower and it’s not her fault she’s on here.

A married man is scum of the earth. "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ensure you have 47 different penis pics at different angles with at least one with cum dripping out of it, even better if you catch it mid squirt!

And at least 5 taken over the toilet.

Preferably a dirty toilet with washing all over the bathroom floor

Oh god yes! My favourite pictures!

*Takes notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget for the single ones to have plenty of pics of you hanging out the back of your previous meet. "

Oh yes! Nothing turns me on more!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Don't forget for the single ones to have plenty of pics of you hanging out the back of your previous meet. "

Women love to see who you’ve been f...... makes them feel as potential new partners really special lol.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Set up profiles for every possible age, gender and status combination... you want to cover all your bases.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"You're "all the same height lying down" "

Brilliant. That’s a new one.

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By *ountessmarchCouple
over a year ago

Beverley

"Always do a sniff test first. "

We giggled a little too much at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget for the single ones to have plenty of pics of you hanging out the back of your previous meet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are into weird shit. That's fine, as long as they keep it to those who consent. (although apparently saying so is kink shaming)"

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Make sure your phone battery is on hundred percent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send out as many cut and paste vulgar messages along with dick pic to as many people as you can to guarantee success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're "all the same height lying down"

Brilliant. That’s a new one. "

Really? I get that retort several times a week!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"You're "all the same height lying down"

Brilliant. That’s a new one.

Really? I get that retort several times a week! "

I don’t have those communication issues lol.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

You aren't aloud to have sex of any kind

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

All the women are desperate for a ride

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Fab actually is a typo for Fwb, because everyone here is looking to date and make friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You WILL be ghosted

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By *ightowlingWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

"You're "all the same height lying down"

If I had a pound for every time I heard that I’d be typing this from my yacht!"

Haha me too, high five to fellow tall-chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie about everything

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