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"When you gonna pop the question Ash?  "When the time is right Nora.....  | |||
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"When you gonna pop the question Ash?
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"Why does it burn when I pee? " What did you have for dinner last night?..  | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question?" How many times must a soul pass through life before achieving ascendancy. | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question?" you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. | |||
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"My does my cock lean to the left even though I'm right handed?" To help your core stability... | |||
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"Is it true that jizz on the face has an an anti ageing effect as people keep telling me this and I’m not sure I believe them. " It’s definitely true, you can trust me 100% | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question? you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. "the answer is what is 8 x 7 | |||
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?" If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. | |||
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"Will santa claus be banned from entering england due to the pandemic? " He may need to self isolate for 2 weeks before he can start delivering presents. | |||
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"Is it true that jizz on the face has an an anti ageing effect as people keep telling me this and I’m not sure I believe them. It’s definitely true, you can trust me 100% "Ah well you’ve always been honest with me so it’s obviously true. Thank you | |||
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"Have you ever chewed your own toenails?" I would end up in A&E if i tried..... | |||
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible? If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. " But anything is possible and therefore you would think it is possible for something to be impossible. If something is impossible, wouldn't it disprove the fact that anything is possible? | |||
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"Good morning. Ask me any question you like and I will answer.... "If I had you in a headlock , would you either get a tattoo of the tiger king on your bum or would you have a ham salad sandwich? | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question? you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7"56 | |||
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"If there's a rule stating "There's an exception to every rule" does that mean there's an exception yo that rule, and therefore it's false?" In human terms there is no such thing. So, exceptions aren't usually exceptions. They are either a complete change of conditions, which change the rule, or additions to the rule and therefore part of the rule, not exceptions to it. | |||
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"Will santa claus be banned from entering england due to the pandemic? He may need to self isolate for 2 weeks before he can start delivering presents." Will he be an essential worker like the Easter Bunny was in New Zealand? | |||
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"Why does it burn when I pee? " See a doctor. It could be a bladder stone or an STI. | |||
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible? If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. " If God can do anything can He create a stone so heavy not even He can lift it? | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question? you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7
56"that's the point . It doesn't make sense | |||
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"Is it true that jizz on the face has an an anti ageing effect as people keep telling me this and I’m not sure I believe them. " There isn't any scientific evidence to back up the idea that jizz on your face will make you look younger.It can result in allergic reactions and sexually transmitted infections though.(STIs). | |||
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"Why do black holes emit radiation?" Its all to do with gravity.... | |||
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"why is a boxing ring square? " The name "ring" is a relic from when contests were fought in a roughly drawn circle on the ground. ... That ring was specified as 24 feet (7.3 m) square and bound by two ropes. For these and other reasons, the boxing ring is commonly referred to as the "squared circle" | |||
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"Does my bum look big in this? " What do you think?..... | |||
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"Is there any groupon , wowcher or similar to fire a shoulder mounted missile launcher, looks so much fun am getting bored of go karts and cream teas.." Have you looked on ebay?.... | |||
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"If something "goes without saying", why do people say it anyway? " People say this after realizing they said something obvious.... like "What do you see in her?" someone might respond "She's really smart, but that goes without saying.... | |||
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"Good morning. Ask me any question you like and I will answer....
If I had you in a headlock , would you either get a tattoo of the tiger king on your bum or would you have a ham salad sandwich?
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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" None because the woodchuck cant chuck would..... | |||
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"Morning ash. Does would you like to sit on a volcano? Would you be worried about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis? "I think it's too soon to make jokes about volcanoes…we should at least wait until the dust settles. | |||
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"What is cake?! "Have you been dreaming about them?.... | |||
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"Were the crumpets discovered" I cant remember where i hid them.... | |||
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible? If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. But anything is possible and therefore you would think it is possible for something to be impossible. If something is impossible, wouldn't it disprove the fact that anything is possible?" People are simply confusing anything and everything. | |||
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"What is cake?!
Have you been dreaming about them?.... "It was more of an existential question - like what is the meaning of life? What is cake? Put your philosophical hat on, Ash | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question 
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"What is cake?!
Have you been dreaming about them?....
It was more of an existential question - like what is the meaning of life? What is cake? Put your philosophical hat on, Ash "I think about cake, therefore I am | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question "You know he's going to ask you if you want a cuppa now | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question
You know he's going to ask you if you want a cuppa now "He just did. | |||
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"Have you ever stuck your finger in a woodpeckers hole? " No never....Have you?.... | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question
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"Sorry my question ......... ....aren't they ash?" Are they though Granny?...... | |||
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"Is an Epistle the wife of an Apostle?" No. The word epistle is from the Greek word epistolos which means a 'letter' or written (and mailed) correspondence. Today in common usage ... | |||
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"Will West Ham stay up ?" I know this one.
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"Will santa claus be banned from entering england due to the pandemic? He may need to self isolate for 2 weeks before he can start delivering presents. Will he be an essential worker like the Easter Bunny was in New Zealand?" 
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"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off? And how comes she was the only woman in the whole kingdom with that size feet?" Did you know Cinderella's real name is Ella (Mary Beth Ella Gertrude) via the Disney version of the tale. The stepsisters called her that because she was forced to sleep in the cinders by the fireplace, leaving her dirty. so they were calling her Dirty Ella aka Cinderella. | |||
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"Will West Ham stay up ? I know this one.
Probably but only by skin of their teeth. " Hello Lorna. I hope they have no relegation problems this season . | |||
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"What is cake?!
Have you been dreaming about them?....
It was more of an existential question - like what is the meaning of life? What is cake? Put your philosophical hat on, Ash "I will have a look for it.... | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question
I saw your question.
Knew you'd have my back. "I thought she might!... | |||
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"Actually OP id rather if you asked me a question
You know he's going to ask you if you want a cuppa now "I have already made Lorna a coffee!... | |||
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"Will West Ham stay up ?" Only if there are 3 teams worse than us...  | |||
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"Will West Ham stay up ? Only if there are 3 teams worse than us... "Hello Ash. I hope there is mate. Don't think Everton will be one of them though, thank goodness | |||
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"Is it possible to still make something magical and not feel pressured into it when someone has been going on and on and on and on about it?"  | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite and that the universe is also infinite would you like a piece of toast " 2 slices of toast please with infinite peanut butter | |||
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste. Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight? Mr KC" I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC... | |||
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"What's the meaning of life and everything. So long and thanks for all the fish." I think you should watch Monty python's meaning of life | |||
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"Why does it burn when I pee? " Because you're using a large lighted candle to see where you're aiming in the dark, and not a torch? | |||
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"Good afternoon Ash, I haven't read through the thread, so apologies if it has already been asked but... When is the wedding?!
Jo.Xx "It had already been asked Jo | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite and that the universe is also infinite would you like a piece of toast 2 slices of toast please with infinite peanut butter "The idea of an infinite peanut appeals to me, for some reason. | |||
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste. Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight? Mr KC I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC... "And I have to live with this, Ash
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste. Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight? Mr KC I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC...
And I have to live with this, Ash
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"Hi Ash!! Do you have any biscuits? "Hi Cats....we currently have some kit kats although I'm not sure if they are technically a biscuit? | |||
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste. Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight? Mr KC I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC...
And I have to live with this, Ash
Mrs
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"Good afternoon Ash, I haven't read through the thread, so apologies if it has already been asked but... When is the wedding?!
Jo.Xx
It had already been asked Jo "Yes I saw Nora's comment after I had posted!
That'll teach me. 
Oh well no harm done.
At least you don't have soggy cornflakes.
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"I'm doing home made pizza for dinner tonight, I hate ham and pineapple but live with two wrong-uns, how can I convince them that neither pizza should have pineapple on? " Tell them that there is a national shortage of pineapples due to covid and they could really help by not eating any. | |||
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"How do I erase from my brain what I’ve just looked up on Goggle. Munging !!!! "Have a very cold shower | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (no using Google either ) "Can I phone a friend?.... | |||
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"Good afternoon Ash, I haven't read through the thread, so apologies if it has already been asked but... When is the wedding?!
Jo.Xx
It had already been asked Jo
Yes I saw Nora's comment after I had posted!
That'll teach me.
Oh well no harm done.
At least you don't have soggy cornflakes.
Jo.Xx " | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (no using Google either ) "I think I've worked it out...A map?... | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (no using Google either ) "Chernobyl | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (no using Google either )
Chernobyl " | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (no using Google either )
I think I've worked it out...A map?...
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"Sorry my question ......... ....aren't they ash? Are they though Granny?......" Hey ...... you're answerin' I'm askin' ........ aren't you ? | |||
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"Given that god is Infinite and that the universe is also infinite would you like a piece of toast " Apparently space smells of burnt toast ... how do "they" know? | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question? you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7
56 that's the point . It doesn't make sense"I hate to be a hitchhiking geek here, but I'm gonna be .... the original question is "what is 9 x 6?" Which is 54 ... or ... 42 in base 13 ... although Adams always smiled that he didn't make jokes in base 13 | |||
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question? you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7
56 that's the point . It doesn't make sense
I hate to be a hitchhiking geek here, but I'm gonna be .... the original question is "what is 9 x 6?" Which is 54 ... or ... 42 in base 13 ... although Adams always smiled that he didn't make jokes in base 13"I stand corrected | |||
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