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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
Thanks in advance ooo my favourite breakie I have the same but with the sauce thanks "You saucey minx!!! | |||
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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
Thanks in advance "Extra egg instead?? X x | |||
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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
Thanks in advance ooo my favourite breakie I have the same but with the sauce thanks
You saucey minx!!! "I know you have to have the sauce with it , it that what makes it | |||
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"Perfect! A cup of tea and a smile would be fantastic
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"Bacon, egg and mushroom butty, white bread, real butter, brown sauce and a mug of tea, milk and one sweetener please. Can you cut the rubber off the bacon please Tah very muchly "Fat on the bacon is the best bit.. id have made it crispy x | |||
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"Coffee, pint of. "Such a simple and easily pleased creature. I like you. X | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, figured id satisfy your hunger needs x x"Could I have 6 hashbrowns 2 eggs and beans please | |||
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"Large coffee with a Bacon and Halloumi roll would be amazing right now xx" Not seen you around before Matty.. but 'hey' and breakfast it served x x | |||
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Eggs Benedict please lovely  "Gatsby you are like the ultimate food guru on here.. You're just waiting for me to fuck this up so you can wade in and save the day.. Now grab a pinny n help me out. Orders are flying in haha | |||
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"Cheese toastie with raclette, comte, montgomery and cheddar cheese. Cherry and banana smoothie. That would be heaven, thanks OP. "You and your cheese, Meli! | |||
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"Perfect! A cup of tea and a smile would be fantastic
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Service with a smile is always available x x "Don’t worry about the tea then just your smile
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"Bacon, egg and mushroom butty, white bread, real butter, brown sauce and a mug of tea, milk and one sweetener please. Can you cut the rubber off the bacon please Tah very muchly
Fat on the bacon is the best bit.. id have made it crispy x "Crispy is an acceptable alternative, thank you xx | |||
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"American style pancakes with crispy bacon and maple syrup pleeease "Oooh delicious.. x | |||
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"Crispy bacon and pouched eggs on sourdough toast please. Oh a some mushrooms too "Lexi that sounds right up my street! Will serve it right away x x x | |||
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"Cheese toastie with raclette, comte, montgomery and cheddar cheese. Cherry and banana smoothie. That would be heaven, thanks OP. "Through gritted teeth and a nose clip i will do it.. Cheese is the food of the devil though 
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Eggs Benedict please lovely
Gatsby you are like the ultimate food guru on here..
You're just waiting for me to fuck this up so you can wade in and save the day..
Now grab a pinny n help me out. Orders are flying in haha"I know i cook nude but thats my sausage under the pinny your pulling at..... ohhhh ooooh ok kitchen closed | |||
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"Cheese toastie with raclette, comte, montgomery and cheddar cheese. Cherry and banana smoothie. That would be heaven, thanks OP.
You and your cheese, Meli!" Sorry Tess.
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"White toast, dry. And two chickens. " Like actual chickens?? Dont think enviromental health would like me having 2 chickens around the place.. | |||
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"Morning
Eggs Benedict please lovely
Gatsby you are like the ultimate food guru on here..
You're just waiting for me to fuck this up so you can wade in and save the day..
Now grab a pinny n help me out. Orders are flying in haha
I know i cook nude but thats my sausage under the pinny your pulling at..... ohhhh ooooh ok kitchen closed "Hush up bitch tits.. service is heating up.. stop day dreaming and get on the pass.. hehe x x | |||
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"Cheese toastie with raclette, comte, montgomery and cheddar cheese. Cherry and banana smoothie. That would be heaven, thanks OP.
You and your cheese, Meli!
Sorry Tess.
I'll have croissants instead please with berries (is that allowed?)."Dont appologise, I think its great to have such dedication to it! At least you are getting your breakfast, doesnt look like Cheeky likes me!  | |||
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"Hot buttered thick toast with a fresh pot of coffee please "Mmmm hot buttered thick toast Mmmmmmmmm | |||
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"Poached eggs cracked in an avocado with crispy bacon and roasted vine tomatoes please x" Oooh that sounds well yum! Coming up.. sorry for the delay madam x x Have extra bacon | |||
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"Croissant x 2 with butter and strawberry jam and a large very strong coffee. Oh wait hang on your too late already eating it! Can I place an advance order next time?" Advanced orders are most welcome at Cafe Cute | |||
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"Large coffee with a Bacon and Halloumi roll would be amazing right now xx Not seen you around before Matty.. but 'hey' and breakfast it served x x "I been around a long time we just never crossed breakfast menus lol.xxx | |||
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"Poached eggs cracked in an avocado with crispy bacon and roasted vine tomatoes please x Oooh that sounds well yum! Coming up.. sorry for the delay madam x x Have extra bacon " Ah yummy, please, sit down and join me xx | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, figured id satisfy your hunger needs x x
Could I have 6 hashbrowns 2 eggs and beans please "Sure thing.. only serve Heinz beans. Hope that wont be an issue Sir x | |||
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"Avocado on sour dough topped with poached egg and crispy bacon crumbled on top Pretty please " Seams a popular choice.. coming up beautiful.. fancy a drink with that? X x | |||
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"Crispy bacon on dry white bread with HP please. Coffee, no sugar please." Love a bit of HP.. nom! Milk in the coffee?? X x | |||
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"Bacon and cheese oatcakes please (it’s a stoke thing) and servers with a brew in bed x Thanks "You eat in bed?! 
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"Please can I have a fry up, consisting of 4 x sausages, 4 x bacon, 4 x hash browns, 2 x large slices of black pudding, 1 x tin of beans and a couple of slices of toast? Thanks "You feeding all of Bristol with that?? Looking at your pic i doubt youd finish it.. but sure thing.. its coming up? Mug of tea or coffee to wash it down with?? | |||
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"Large coffee with a Bacon and Halloumi roll would be amazing right now xx Not seen you around before Matty.. but 'hey' and breakfast it served x x
I been around a long time we just never crossed breakfast menus lol.xxx"Well feel free to nip to my cafe again sometime.. Preferably when we are closing and i dont look like a greasy sweaty mess.. | |||
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"Avocado on sour dough topped with poached egg and crispy bacon crumbled on top Pretty please Seams a popular choice.. coming up beautiful.. fancy a drink with that? X x " Mmmm yes please filter coffee would be heaven | |||
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"Poached eggs cracked in an avocado with crispy bacon and roasted vine tomatoes please x Oooh that sounds well yum! Coming up.. sorry for the delay madam x x Have extra bacon Ah yummy, please, sit down and join me xx" Might have to sit down in a moment.. its hot in the kitchen hehe | |||
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"Large coffee with a Bacon and Halloumi roll would be amazing right now xx Not seen you around before Matty.. but 'hey' and breakfast it served x x
I been around a long time we just never crossed breakfast menus lol.xxx
Well feel free to nip to my cafe again sometime..
Preferably when we are closing and i dont look like a greasy sweaty mess.. "glady come over again and share a coffee around closing time with you | |||
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"A thick juicy sausage and a couple of poached eggs, please. I'll bring the sauce." Love poached eggs. And partial to a thick sausage x x Coming right up sir x | |||
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"Full English please but no black pudding. "Grilled or tinned tomato? Toast or fried bread? How do you want your eggs?? X x | |||
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"White crusty bread, no butter, bacon, sausage and cara_elised onions and tomato sauce please Milky teas with 2 sugars to wash it down "No problems beautiful.. will be about 2 mins if thats ok. X x | |||
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"Avocado on sour dough topped with poached egg and crispy bacon crumbled on top Pretty please Seams a popular choice.. coming up beautiful.. fancy a drink with that? X x Mmmm yes please filter coffee would be heaven " Sweet.. will bring it right over flower Enjoy x x x | |||
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"Please can I have a fry up, consisting of 4 x sausages, 4 x bacon, 4 x hash browns, 2 x large slices of black pudding, 1 x tin of beans and a couple of slices of toast? Thanks
You feeding all of Bristol with that?? Looking at your pic i doubt youd finish it.. but sure thing.. its coming up?
Mug of tea or coffee to wash it down with?? "Haha that is actually what I make myself, on the rare occasion that I make one. I know I'm greedy
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please "Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x | |||
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"Morning all, nice and easy, a bowl of cornflakes, and a fresh orange juice please, less time spent in the kitchen, more time to play in the bedroom. xx"My fave order of the morning! Nice n simple.. Cum again anytime x | |||
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"Large coffee with a Bacon and Halloumi roll would be amazing right now xx Not seen you around before Matty.. but 'hey' and breakfast it served x x
I been around a long time we just never crossed breakfast menus lol.xxx
Well feel free to nip to my cafe again sometime..
Preferably when we are closing and i dont look like a greasy sweaty mess..
glady come over again and share a coffee around closing time with you "Sweet.. look forward to it xx | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, fingered my pie to satisfy your hunger needs x x"my versions best | |||
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"Just a nice cuppa please. I will pop back later for brunch" Drinking in or to go? Look forward to seeing you later x | |||
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"Please can I have a fry up, consisting of 4 x sausages, 4 x bacon, 4 x hash browns, 2 x large slices of black pudding, 1 x tin of beans and a couple of slices of toast? Thanks
You feeding all of Bristol with that?? Looking at your pic i doubt youd finish it.. but sure thing.. its coming up?
Mug of tea or coffee to wash it down with??
Haha that is actually what I make myself, on the rare occasion that I make one. I know I'm greedy
I'll have a green tea please "Actually impressed haha | |||
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"4 bacon butties, white bread, lots of butter, bacon not crispy and a mug of tea, strong, with a wee bit of milk please!
Mr KC"Non crispy bacon.. cant say im a fan but what the customer wants the customer gets x x | |||
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please
Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x "It's my standard breakfast when on holiday it means I can go the whole day roaming the city and then just have a decent meal in the evening.
I'm in a Slow and teasing mood get that black lippy back on!... Please. | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, fingered my pie to satisfy your hunger needs x x
my versions best "PADDY!!!! How you doing gorgeous?! Long timeeee x x x Coffee? X | |||
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please
Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x
It's my standard breakfast when on holiday it means I can go the whole day roaming the city and then just have a decent meal in the evening.
I'm in a Slow and teasing mood get that black lippy back on!... Please."Come holiday in Devon. Youd love Dartmoor to be fair x You like the black lippy look then?? I thought youd have prefered red.. interesting x x x | |||
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X" Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, fingered my pie to satisfy your hunger needs x x
my versions best
PADDY!!!!
How you doing gorgeous?! Long timeeee x x x
Coffee? X "SASSY!- i wanked,I mean winked ya last night. no thanks on the coffee, two large baps and a moist pie will do. ;) | |||
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"Can I have a greasy fry up please need to cure this hangover "Oh gosh.. poor thing. Fried egg, 2 bacon , 2 sausage, beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, fried bread and hash browns do you? | |||
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"Eggs Benedict please Sassy with a large latte xx"Is that twice for both of you or is only one eating? X x x | |||
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x" A bit of brown sauce wouldn't go amiss, please. But no sugar, I like it strong and bitter! What are you having? Xx | |||
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"Can I have bottomless coffee and some sourdough toast and butter please? Thank you! x" Course you can beautiful x x x Enjoy x x x | |||
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"Eggs Benedict please Sassy with a large latte xx
Is that twice for both of you or is only one eating? X x x"Only Female is eating Sweetie xxx | |||
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please
Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x
It's my standard breakfast when on holiday it means I can go the whole day roaming the city and then just have a decent meal in the evening.
I'm in a Slow and teasing mood get that black lippy back on!... Please.
Come holiday in Devon. Youd love Dartmoor to be fair x
You like the black lippy look then?? I thought youd have prefered red.. interesting x x x"I'd luv darting your moors ?
Oh i do really like bright red, but let's mix things up a bit eh
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"2 slices of toast with marmite and a Blow job please. "Blow jobs are off the menu at peak times.. too time consuming. Dont believe in doing a rush job. I have pleanty of bacon though x | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, fingered my pie to satisfy your hunger needs x x
my versions best
PADDY!!!!
How you doing gorgeous?! Long timeeee x x x
Coffee? X
SASSY!- i wanked,I mean winked ya last night.
no thanks on the coffee, two large baps and a moist pie will do.
;)"Lol still filth i see! Dont ever change xxx | |||
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"2 slices of toast with marmite and a Blow job please.
Blow jobs are off the menu at peak times.. too time consuming.
Dont believe in doing a rush job.
I have pleanty of bacon though x "Ok point taken never rush a good thing. Toast will be fine then. | |||
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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
Thanks in advance
Extra egg instead?? X x "Don’t mind if I do | |||
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x A bit of brown sauce wouldn't go amiss, please. But no sugar, I like it strong and bitter! What are you having? Xx" Oh im too busy to eat.. orders are non stop. Id go bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown in a muffin though. Nom x Could always be a doll n help a girl out by keeping up with the drinks orders xxx | |||
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"Can I have bottomless coffee and some sourdough toast and butter please? Thank you! x Course you can beautiful x x x Enjoy x x x" You're a sweetheart, thank you xx | |||
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"A coffee would be divine "Simple and easily pleased. You can come again x x | |||
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"Eggs Benedict please Sassy with a large latte xx
Is that twice for both of you or is only one eating? X x x
Only Female is eating Sweetie xxx"Coming right up flower x x | |||
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"Im making breakfast... what are you all wanting? Since i cant satisfy you all sexually, fingered my pie to satisfy your hunger needs x x
my versions best
PADDY!!!!
How you doing gorgeous?! Long timeeee x x x
Coffee? X
SASSY!- i wanked,I mean winked ya last night.
no thanks on the coffee, two large baps and a moist pie will do.
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Lol still filth i see! Dont ever change xxx "innocently asking for baps and pie.... slander!  | |||
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please
Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x
It's my standard breakfast when on holiday it means I can go the whole day roaming the city and then just have a decent meal in the evening.
I'm in a Slow and teasing mood get that black lippy back on!... Please.
Come holiday in Devon. Youd love Dartmoor to be fair x
You like the black lippy look then?? I thought youd have prefered red.. interesting x x x
I'd luv darting your moors ?
Oh i do really like bright red, but let's mix things up a bit eh
So can i have a bite of your muffins "Woke up horny too by the looks of it hehe.. Now get your pinny on and help me out in the kitchen hehe x  | |||
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"A second black coffee please "Proper job.. coming up right away Rachel. Enjoy x x | |||
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"A second black coffee please
Proper job.. coming up right away Rachel. Enjoy x x "Thank you xx | |||
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"All these posh brekkies, I like the simple things, full English, tea and toast with crispy bacon "Me too hehe Youve great taste. Will sort ya out right away. X x | |||
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"2 slices of toast with marmite and a Blow job please.
Blow jobs are off the menu at peak times.. too time consuming.
Dont believe in doing a rush job.
I have pleanty of bacon though x
Ok point taken never rush a good thing. Toast will be fine then. "Brown or white? Xx | |||
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"4 bacon butties, white bread, lots of butter, bacon not crispy and a mug of tea, strong, with a wee bit of milk please!
Mr KC
Non crispy bacon.. cant say im a fan but what the customer wants the customer gets x x "Gorgeous chef, bacon cooked the way I like... Excellent Mr KC | |||
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"Ooh could I have bacon with pancakes and maple syrup please You're a good egg "Course you can beautiful.. would u like a drink with that?? X x x | |||
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"Eggs benedict please young lady. No hollandaise sauce though
Thanks in advance
Extra egg instead?? X x
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"Morning sassy chef! After my long ride yesterday, I've a hungry appetite, so.... Scrambled eggs on a cheesy toast with beans, and hash browns, pancakes with maple syrup, plain croissant, blueberry muffin, eggs royale and a bottomless pot of tea please
Oh, and a snog with the chef please
Flip sake Bhav..
No way woukd you eat all of that.. but if you want it of course id make it for you.
What the customer orders, the customer gets..
Now how do you want that snog? Slow n teasingly sensual.. or flirty n feisty hehe x
It's my standard breakfast when on holiday it means I can go the whole day roaming the city and then just have a decent meal in the evening.
I'm in a Slow and teasing mood get that black lippy back on!... Please.
Come holiday in Devon. Youd love Dartmoor to be fair x
You like the black lippy look then?? I thought youd have prefered red.. interesting x x x
I'd luv darting your moors ?
Oh i do really like bright red, but let's mix things up a bit eh
So can i have a bite of your muffins
Woke up horny too by the looks of it hehe..
Now get your pinny on and help me out in the kitchen hehe x "Yea, you've a lot of orders coming in... But if i got my apron to give a hand, i get the feeling I'll just end up with your cream on my arse | |||
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"Good morning Cute I have already had breakfast in bed but I could be tempted to another coffee for me and my boyfriend please. Thank you Her x" Would you like those 'to go' Hope breakfast was satisfying
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"4 bacon butties, white bread, lots of butter, bacon not crispy and a mug of tea, strong, with a wee bit of milk please!
Mr KC
Non crispy bacon.. cant say im a fan but what the customer wants the customer gets x x
Gorgeous chef, bacon cooked the way I like... Excellent
Mr KC"Always aim to please and satisfy. X x | |||
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"Good morning Cute I have already had breakfast in bed but I could be tempted to another coffee for me and my boyfriend please. Thank you Her x Would you like those 'to go' Hope breakfast was satisfying
X x x x"Ooh let's have china cups and we will take a seat and have a Sunday morning people watch moment. Breakfast was delicious thank you my darling
Her x | |||
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"Can I have 3 Weetabix please at my age I need the extra "Lol of course Stephan.. Cold or warm milk? Oh and do u want a sprinkle of sugar? X | |||
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"A coffee would be divine
Simple and easily pleased.
You can come again x x"Thank you very much, best coffee in ages too | |||
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"Sorry OP, I’ve just started a tea thread and didn’t see yours ..
"Lol never appologise.. its allll good! X x x x Want breakfast while your here?? X x | |||
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"Sorry OP, I’ve just started a tea thread and didn’t see yours ..
Lol never appologise.. its allll good! X x x x
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"Good morning Cute I have already had breakfast in bed but I could be tempted to another coffee for me and my boyfriend please. Thank you Her x Would you like those 'to go' Hope breakfast was satisfying
X x x x
Ooh let's have china cups and we will take a seat and have a Sunday morning people watch moment.
Breakfast was delicious thank you my darling
Her x"Loveee people watching | |||
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"A coffee would be divine
Simple and easily pleased.
You can come again x x
Thank you very much, best coffee in ages too "Charmer x | |||
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"A coffee would be divine
Simple and easily pleased.
You can come again x x
Thank you very much, best coffee in ages too
Charmer x "You're welcome | |||
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"Sorry OP, I’ve just farted a pee thread and didn’t see yours ..
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"Can I have 3 Weetabix please at my age I need the extra
Lol of course Stephan..
Cold or warm milk? Oh and do u want a sprinkle of sugar? X "Cold milk and sugar please you are so kind | |||
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"Sorry OP, I’ve just farted a pee thread and didn’t see yours ..
dont worry sassy,we like your thread better "Your so naughty.. anyone would think you a naughty teenager haha | |||
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"Eggs Benedict please Sassy with a large latte xx
Is that twice for both of you or is only one eating? X x x
Only Female is eating Sweetie xxx
Coming right up flower x x "Ty Sassy xx | |||
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"Just fruit and yogurt for me please Sassy x" Love a bit of fruit and yoghurt.. Ive raspberries, strawberries and blueberries if that will do you? X x | |||
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"Just fruit and yogurt for me please Sassy x Love a bit of fruit and yoghurt.. Ive raspberries, strawberries and blueberries if that will do you? X x" Yes please exactly the fruit I was wanting x | |||
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"I would love tea and toast in my bed please. And can you bring the papers up too "But the crumbs 
But sure thing and will grab the papers xx | |||
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"Naked chef hopefully. And I'll have a full cooked breakfast please. None of that hash brown nonsense though. " Hash browns are amazing!! Chef is fully clothed.. would scare off customers like that haha x x | |||
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x A bit of brown sauce wouldn't go amiss, please. But no sugar, I like it strong and bitter! What are you having? Xx Oh im too busy to eat.. orders are non stop. Id go bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown in a muffin though. Nom x Could always be a doll n help a girl out by keeping up with the drinks orders xxx "I make a mean cup of tea. Happy to help. I'll pull on an apron, nothing else though. | |||
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x A bit of brown sauce wouldn't go amiss, please. But no sugar, I like it strong and bitter! What are you having? Xx Oh im too busy to eat.. orders are non stop. Id go bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown in a muffin though. Nom x Could always be a doll n help a girl out by keeping up with the drinks orders xxx
I make a mean cup of tea. Happy to help. I'll pull on an apron, nothing else though. "Oooh Josh
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"Morning gorgeous! I'll take a bacon sarnie and a black coffee please? X Any condiments with that hun?? Sugar in your tea or are you sweet enough without? X x x A bit of brown sauce wouldn't go amiss, please. But no sugar, I like it strong and bitter! What are you having? Xx Oh im too busy to eat.. orders are non stop. Id go bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown in a muffin though. Nom x Could always be a doll n help a girl out by keeping up with the drinks orders xxx
I make a mean cup of tea. Happy to help. I'll pull on an apron, nothing else though.
Oooh Josh
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"Bacon sandwich , crispy please with cold ketchup x "Can honestly say ive never had warm or hot ketchup.. But bacon sandwiches are what im good at x x | |||
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"Crispy bacon and a poached egg sandwich please Cute "Love it when you flutter your eyes at me PB x
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"Crispy bacon and a poached egg sandwich please Cute
Love it when you flutter your eyes at me PB x
Fancy a drink with that?? X x"Big cuppa tea please Cute x | |||
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"Just had a crispy bacon sandwich with an oven baked baguette and sauteed mushrooms and garlic. Topped with some ketchup ofc "That sounds sexual.. do you deliver?? Hehe | |||
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"Bacon sandwich, with a bit of ketchup sounds good to me..." Coming right up lovely x | |||
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"Just had a crispy bacon sandwich with an oven baked baguette and sauteed mushrooms and garlic. Topped with some ketchup ofc
That sounds sexual.. do you deliver?? Hehe "It was orgasmic for the taste buds | |||
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"Crispy bacon and a poached egg sandwich please Cute
Love it when you flutter your eyes at me PB x
Fancy a drink with that?? X x
Big cuppa tea please Cute x"Sugar or are you sweet enough without?? | |||
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"Crispy bacon on dry white bread with HP please. Coffee, no sugar please. Love a bit of HP.. nom! Milk in the coffee?? X x" Yes please | |||
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"Just had a crispy bacon sandwich with an oven baked baguette and sauteed mushrooms and garlic. Topped with some ketchup ofc
That sounds sexual.. do you deliver?? Hehe
It was orgasmic for the taste buds "Love mushrooms and garlic! | |||
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"Bacon sandwich, with a bit of ketchup sounds good to me... Coming right up lovely x "Thank you!! Shame your so far, would love breakfast in bed!! Lol | |||
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"Just had a crispy bacon sandwich with an oven baked baguette and sauteed mushrooms and garlic. Topped with some ketchup ofc
That sounds sexual.. do you deliver?? Hehe
It was orgasmic for the taste buds
Love mushrooms and garlic! "Who doesn't? | |||
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"Any good at eggy bread cute? "Actually i really am.. generally add sweetner and vanilla and serve it with cream and fruit though x x x | |||
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"Just had a crispy bacon sandwich with an oven baked baguette and sauteed mushrooms and garlic. Topped with some ketchup ofc
That sounds sexual.. do you deliver?? Hehe
It was orgasmic for the taste buds
Love mushrooms and garlic!
Who doesn't? "Wierd people that arent to be trusted.. I love garlic in general.. not great for smooching but fuck it lol | |||
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"Any good at eggy bread cute?
Actually i really am.. generally add sweetner and vanilla and serve it with cream and fruit though x x x"the Rick Stein of the eggy bread xx | |||
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"Bacon sarnie with ketchup please "Coming right up flower.. fancy a drink with that? Got Josh on drinks but think he's fallen asleep on shift. Haha I'll bring it over x | |||
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"Bacon sarnie with ketchup please
Coming right up flower.. fancy a drink with that?
Got Josh on drinks but think he's fallen asleep on shift. Haha
I'll bring it over x "Give him a dig I’ll have a latte please x | |||
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