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What will Christmas crackers be like in the future?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will they be 2 metres long?

Will they have face masks as prizes?

Oh fuck this train of thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they are 2 meters long I think im going to need a bigger table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if they are 2 meters long I think im going to need a bigger table. "

You could always stack them in a corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope they still have the fortune teller fish lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hope they still have the fortune teller fish lol "

I love that little fish it fills me with so much optimism

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"if they are 2 meters long I think im going to need a bigger table. "

Perfect size to accommodate social distancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't exist

Christmas will offend someone and get banned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They won't exist

Christmas will offend someone and get banned "

Haha. Sounds actually about right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There'll be no more than 6 in a box and they won't go bang after 10pm.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

They will become an electronic game like 'Bop it' that reads out a joke once pulled.

or

There'll be an app for that. eCracker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They will become an electronic game like 'Bop it' that reads out a joke once pulled.

or

There'll be an app for that. eCracker"

Haha. Yeah. Some bullshit.

Or two mini lightsabers that appear and crackle as they are pulled apart. Then vanish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will become an electronic game like 'Bop it' that reads out a joke once pulled.

or

There'll be an app for that. eCracker"

Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe two phones connected by b/tooth, pull them apart quickly, both phones go bang, but only one gets the prize. Quick, get your patent sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The maximum box size will be 6!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"They will become an electronic game like 'Bop it' that reads out a joke once pulled.

or

There'll be an app for that. eCracker

Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe two phones connected by b/tooth, pull them apart quickly, both phones go bang, but only one gets the prize. Quick, get your patent sorted!"

You've put more thought into it than I have haha It's all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope they still have the fortune teller fish lol

I love that little fish it fills me with so much optimism "

Right I love it haha just the simple things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will become an electronic game like 'Bop it' that reads out a joke once pulled.

or

There'll be an app for that. eCracker

Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe two phones connected by b/tooth, pull them apart quickly, both phones go bang, but only one gets the prize. Quick, get your patent sorted!

You've put more thought into it than I have haha It's all yours "

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