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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you phone an ambulance or go to hospital if you had a banana stuck up your arse?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

In the skin or out?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No but I would if it was a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if I pushed it up there, or it accidentally happened when I fell down the stairs holding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

I would go to the safari park and stick my bum out of the window. I'm sure the monkeys there would help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the skin or out? "

You need the skin on, it won't go in otherwise..... So I've been told (cough)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I would if it was a pineapple "

Everyone loves a pineapple ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I would if it was a pineapple

Everyone loves a pineapple ring."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get in doggy position in the back garden eat,build up back pressure and wait for the banana cannon to fire

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No but I would if it was a pineapple

Everyone loves a pineapple ring."

There are definitely a few pineapple rings I’d lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you phone an ambulance or go to hospital if you had a banana stuck up your arse?

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How many times have you done this now ?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm sure your banana will come out soon

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"In the skin or out?

You need the skin on, it won't go in otherwise..... So I've been told (cough) "

And you weren't told a retrieval plan? Poor communication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you down some custard then pudding later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you phone an ambulance or go to hospital if you had a banana stuck up your arse?

How many times have you done this now ?!"

This thread or stuck a banana up my arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for a bike ride down a bumpy road.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Have you got something to tell us Dash?

Just say you sat down on it by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had to give an excuse for having a banana stuck up your arse, what would it be

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not sure but I'd call one if I had a lettuce stuck up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure but I'd call one if I had a lettuce stuck up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg."

Lettuce was first cultivated in ancient Egypt for the production of oil from its seeds. This plant was probably selectively bred by the Egyptians into a plant grown for its edible leaves, with evidence of its cultivation appearing as early as 2680 BC

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Not sure but I'd call one if I had a lettuce stuck up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Lettuce was first cultivated in ancient Egypt for the production of oil from its seeds. This plant was probably selectively bred by the Egyptians into a plant grown for its edible leaves, with evidence of its cultivation appearing as early as 2680 BC"

Tried that line on a woman in local pub. Did not work...am I doing something wrong?

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