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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But you find out they’re a pervert, and totally racist.

Do you keep your pet?

(The two of you can basically talk to each other, you fully understand each other when you both ‘speak’)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I guess so, because he is entitled to his thoughts and opinions as a creature in his own right.

My dog aint racist or homophobic or anything like that, he bases his judgements on whether you have sausages or not and if you're willing to share. It's easy

Sausages = Interested

No share sausages = not intereste

Share sausages = new best friend

That is how my dogs mind works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I guess so, because he is entitled to his thoughts and opinions as a creature in his own right.

My dog aint racist or homophobic or anything like that, he bases his judgements on whether you have sausages or not and if you're willing to share. It's easy

Sausages = Interested

No share sausages = not intereste

Share sausages = new best friend

That is how my dogs mind works "

But how do you know that?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Mine is a pervert, he humps his toy bunny

And racist, he hates all dark coloured dogs

He is obsessed by cheese though so our convos would be pretty one sided and dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk amongst people everyday with views I don't share...I can still like them?

The 'your opinion really matters to me, as long as its in line with mine' brigade doesn't apply to my dog.

She loves unconditionally, yearns to please, and the fact she chases seagulls hasn't really changed my opinion of her so far.

Mind you if she started savaging me for being heterosexual I'd perhaps look at a course of training

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

My springer is very racist

He is a quiet boy usually but barks at black men I have absolutely no idea why.

He isn’t a pervert though, he’s in a monogamous same sex relationship with my husbands sheepdog

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Yes I guess so, because he is entitled to his thoughts and opinions as a creature in his own right.

My dog aint racist or homophobic or anything like that, he bases his judgements on whether you have sausages or not and if you're willing to share. It's easy

Sausages = Interested

No share sausages = not intereste

Share sausages = new best friend

That is how my dogs mind works "

My mind works similarly tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I guess so, because he is entitled to his thoughts and opinions as a creature in his own right.

My dog aint racist or homophobic or anything like that, he bases his judgements on whether you have sausages or not and if you're willing to share. It's easy

Sausages = Interested

No share sausages = not intereste

Share sausages = new best friend

That is how my dogs mind works

But how do you know that?"

Because he loves the person for sausages not because of their skin colour or attributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I guess so, because he is entitled to his thoughts and opinions as a creature in his own right.

My dog aint racist or homophobic or anything like that, he bases his judgements on whether you have sausages or not and if you're willing to share. It's easy

Sausages = Interested

No share sausages = not intereste

Share sausages = new best friend

That is how my dogs mind works

My mind works similarly tbh "

Mine too tbf, with any foodstuffs not just sausages. Maybe not tripe, tripe doesn't have the same appeal tbf

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We had a rescue dog that didn't like black trousers. Must have been booted by someone in black trousers

Or maybe was channelling her inner Gok Wan

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'd be fine with a pet who was a pervert.... But they would have to amend their ways on the racism or find a new home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have told him to fuck off and kicked his balls on the way out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Probably not no.

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