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"Il have a Jameson and diet c0ke ![]() ![]() The music is loud, did you say a quiet cock? ![]() | |||
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"Oooh good evening sir bhav. double bailey's with ice please and whatever your having ![]() Why thank you old sport! Crystal ice with your baileys ![]() | |||
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"Big mug of tea with honey and a shot of brandy please oh and snuggle ![]() *points to the sofa* get yourself cosy by the fire. Will a hot toddy in a jug suit you? I'll throw in a mince pie. | |||
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"Il have a Jameson and diet c0ke ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe I did ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ![]() Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A nice coffee and cheese cake please. And a hug if there's any going spare! ![]() always hugs here.. they don't run out.. and a cheeky bum squeeze ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gosh, she's always spreading her sauce round, that Belle ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?" coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness. ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know! tut tut.... go chase her and give her a spanking will you ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please? coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness. ![]() Oh sherbert round the rim of the glass would be just divine | |||
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"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?" for you, there's always a flirty french snog ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog? for you, there's always a flirty french snog ![]() ![]() I could be! You’ll have to find it | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please ![]() ooft, someone likes it spicy! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Couple of tequilas please barman " oooo tequilas already! Yes please! ![]() | |||
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"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm doing good and you ? can I sit on your lap to avoid the sticky seats ![]() | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now) Oh, I'm sure I will ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lightweight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm great thank you, and admiring the view ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just means I'm a cheap date ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wine for me pretty please ![]() ![]() For you my friend, the finest chardonnay and hug... and a jug of tea brewing for later ![]() | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wine for me pretty please ![]() ![]() ![]() Yay! It’s so nice when people know what I want! X | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories ![]() | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kahlua is the original recipe ingredient, as you're supposed to have a coffee liquer. I mix it up a lil though ![]() | |||
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser ![]() Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans ![]() | |||
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser ![]() ![]() Oops! Pardon my loose lips ![]() | |||
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the mixologist way ![]() | |||
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser ![]() ![]() Oops! Pardon my loose lips ![]() | |||
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser ![]() ![]() ![]() it's my last bit of cheesecake...but i'll let you lick the cream on the edges and the crumbs ![]() | |||
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"I remember what happened last time you were a barman ![]() ![]() ![]() Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks, Lovely. I'll take my time licking.....x | |||
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"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please? Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x " Better late than never ... I'll just give you the bottle ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please? Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x Better late than never ... I'll just give you the bottle ![]() ![]() Hahaha wanker x x But i suppose its a healthy snack.. haha | |||
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"I remember what happened last time you were a barman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm very well thank you. How are you? I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() Nooo i will get you a drink.. Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() Us sassy birds have to stick together hehe ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() ![]() We do indeed ![]() | |||
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"I remember what happened last time you were a barman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() More like, someone chocked me with broccoli ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() ![]() Looks around.. Who would do such a thing?! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I remember what happened last time you were a barman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't my fault! I was tied up at the time - literally ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs ![]() | |||
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"I remember what happened last time you were a barman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That is true... But you secretly enjoyed it ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol not mine.. ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A double triple gin then ![]() | |||
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"Makes my own Gin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Blame Cede then ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman? ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() Oh hi there ![]() | |||
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"A flagon of your finest spiced mead." Hellloooo Rach! Bit early for mead? How about a rum and a yule log instead? ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() ![]() Hiya ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman Cheesecake you say? Yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not difficult ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() ![]() ![]() Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for ![]() ![]() | |||
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" A double triple gin then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aw well thank you mystery gentleman ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks, and nice touch with the nachos ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bhav will you stop putting people off me.. Cilit i am a pussy cat ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" A double triple gin then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels ![]() | |||
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" A double triple gin then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are a sassy one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You mean lioness right? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" A double triple gin then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm the gentlemanly Barman, actually. Well, what do I know about inches ![]() ![]() | |||
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