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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

It's Friday, it's the weeeeeekend, and it's getting colder outside.

So as the resident barman, step into my smutty Fab Bar for an unsolicited flirt and a chilled beverage of your choosing.

Take a seat, let me serve you a drink, and heed your woes, send a wink, fab a bum/boob, spank the waiter, or if you're too shy, send it to me and I'll post your filth for someone you fancy here.....

Free slice of cheesecake with every order while it lasts?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Il have a Jameson and diet c0ke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh good evening sir bhav. double bailey's with ice please and whatever your having

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Il have a Jameson and diet c0ke "

The music is loud, did you say a quiet cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and lemonade pls barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double gin and tonic thanks Barman

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Big mug of tea with honey and a shot of brandy please oh and snuggle

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Oooh good evening sir bhav. double bailey's with ice please and whatever your having "

Why thank you old sport! Crystal ice with your baileys

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Big mug of tea with honey and a shot of brandy please oh and snuggle "

*points to the sofa* get yourself cosy by the fire.

Will a hot toddy in a jug suit you? I'll throw in a mince pie.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Il have a Jameson and diet c0ke

The music is loud, did you say a quiet cock? "

Maybe I did

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ? "

Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?

Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?

Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?

Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste "

Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman

I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice coffee and cheese cake please. And a hug if there's any going spare!

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?

Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?

Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste

Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman

I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep "

the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle

black coffee from my finest columbian it is

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A nice coffee and cheese cake please. And a hug if there's any going spare! "

always hugs here.. they don't run out.. and a cheeky bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?

Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?

Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste

Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman

I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep

the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle

black coffee from my finest columbian it is "

Gosh, she's always spreading her sauce round, that Belle

A finest Colombian? Ding dong - yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice coffee and cheese cake please. And a hug if there's any going spare!

always hugs here.. they don't run out.. and a cheeky bum squeeze "

They're always welcome too

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?"

coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness.

care for a dip in my lemon sherbert too?

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?

Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?

Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste

Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman

I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep

the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle

black coffee from my finest columbian it is

Gosh, she's always spreading her sauce round, that Belle

A finest Colombian? Ding dong - yes please "

I know! tut tut.... go chase her and give her a spanking will you

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering? "

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Couple of tequilas please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?

coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness.

care for a dip in my lemon sherbert too?"

Oh sherbert round the rim of the glass would be just divine

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?"

for you, there's always a flirty french snog rumour has it, you're hiding a diamond somewhere discretely?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?

for you, there's always a flirty french snog rumour has it, you're hiding a diamond somewhere discretely? "

I could be! You’ll have to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself "

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening......

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please "

ooft, someone likes it spicy!

how you doing tonight Miss Roxy and mind the sticky seats!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that! "

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Couple of tequilas please barman "

oooo tequilas already! Yes please!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please

ooft, someone likes it spicy!

how you doing tonight Miss Roxy and mind the sticky seats!"

I'm doing good and you ? can I sit on your lap to avoid the sticky seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening...... "

Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)

Oh, I'm sure I will

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over* "

lightweight

you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine for me pretty please

I’m in the mood for a Chardonnay

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please

ooft, someone likes it spicy!

how you doing tonight Miss Roxy and mind the sticky seats! I'm doing good and you ? can I sit on your lap to avoid the sticky seats "

I'm great thank you, and admiring the view

I can't promise my lap won't get sticky though!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*

lightweight

you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you "

Just means I'm a cheap date

Me? Never

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Wine for me pretty please

I’m in the mood for a Chardonnay "

For you my friend, the finest chardonnay and hug...

and a jug of tea brewing for later

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening......

Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)

Oh, I'm sure I will "

I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine for me pretty please

I’m in the mood for a Chardonnay

For you my friend, the finest chardonnay and hug...

and a jug of tea brewing for later "

Yay! It’s so nice when people know what I want! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening......

Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)

Oh, I'm sure I will

I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too"

A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening......

Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)

Oh, I'm sure I will

I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too

A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories "

Kahlua is the original recipe ingredient, as you're supposed to have a coffee liquer. I mix it up a lil though

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser "

Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser

Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans "

Oops! Pardon my loose lips

Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself

Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener

Enjoy perving this evening......

Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)

Oh, I'm sure I will

I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too

A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories

Kahlua is the original recipe ingredient, as you're supposed to have a coffee liquer. I mix it up a lil though"

That's the mixologist way

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser

Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans "

Oops! Pardon my loose lips

Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser

Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans

Oops! Pardon my loose lips

Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx"

it's my last bit of cheesecake...but i'll let you lick the cream on the edges and the crumbs

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please "

Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass

I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight

Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser

Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans

Oops! Pardon my loose lips

Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx

it's my last bit of cheesecake...but i'll let you lick the cream on the edges and the crumbs "

Thanks, Lovely. I'll take my time licking.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please?

Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please?

Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x "

Better late than never ...

I'll just give you the bottle

I found some broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please?

Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x

Better late than never ...

I'll just give you the bottle

I found some broccoli "

Hahaha wanker x x

But i suppose its a healthy snack.. haha

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please

Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass

I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight

Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs "

I'm very well thank you. How are you?

I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes my own Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin "

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

"

Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx"

Us sassy birds have to stick together hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx

Us sassy birds have to stick together hehe "

We do indeed x

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please

Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass

I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight

Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs

I'm very well thank you. How are you?

I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar "

After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

"

More like, someone chocked me with broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

More like, someone chocked me with broccoli "

Looks around..

Who would do such a thing?!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please

Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass

I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight

Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs

I'm very well thank you. How are you?

I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar

After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them "

I wasn't my fault! I was tied up at the time - literally

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

More like, someone chocked me with broccoli

Looks around..

Who would do such a thing?! "

Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"I remember what happened last time you were a barman

So I'll have a large G&T please

Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass

I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight

Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs

I'm very well thank you. How are you?

I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar

After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them

I wasn't my fault! I was tied up at the time - literally "

That is true... But you secretly enjoyed it what's on your telly tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

More like, someone chocked me with broccoli

Looks around..

Who would do such a thing?!

Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs "

Lol not mine..

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*

lightweight

you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you

Just means I'm a cheap date

Me? Never "

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Makes my own Gin

Nooo i will get you a drink..

Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx

More like, someone chocked me with broccoli

Looks around..

Who would do such a thing?!

Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs

Lol not mine.. "

Blame Cede then

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A flagon of your finest spiced mead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*

lightweight

you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you

Just means I'm a cheap date

Me? Never

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa"

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share "

Oh hi there

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A flagon of your finest spiced mead."

Hellloooo Rach! Bit early for mead? How about a rum and a yule log instead?

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over a year ago


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

Oh hi there "

Hiya here you go

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman

Cheesecake you say? Yes please

What flavour are you offering?

triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!

wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!

Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems

I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*

lightweight

you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you

Just means I'm a cheap date

Me? Never

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me! "

Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin

Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

Oh hi there

Hiya here you go "

Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.

Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


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A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me!

Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin

Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck* "

Aw well thank you mystery gentleman

As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!!

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over a year ago


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

Oh hi there

Hiya here you go

Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.

Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild "

Thanks, and nice touch with the nachos . Sassy's nothing I can't handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

Oh hi there

Hiya here you go

Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.

Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild "

Bhav will you stop putting people off me..

Cilit i am a pussy cat

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me!

Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin

Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*

Aw well thank you mystery gentleman

As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!! "

Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me!

Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin

Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*

Aw well thank you mystery gentleman

As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!!

Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels "

You are a sassy one and 5 inches? a couple inches off Hehe what are you drinking yourself there inbetween perving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share

Oh hi there

Hiya here you go

Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.

Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild

Bhav will you stop putting people off me..

Cilit i am a pussy cat "

You mean lioness right?

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

A double triple gin then

*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa

Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?

And that cold hand best not be for me!

Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin

Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*

Aw well thank you mystery gentleman

As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!!

Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels

You are a sassy one and 5 inches? a couple inches off Hehe what are you drinking yourself there inbetween perving? "

I'm the gentlemanly Barman, actually.

Well, what do I know about inches

I'm sneaking a few sips of your gin... Seeing if your lipstick claims to be non-transfer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh hot pic mr barman!!

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