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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That autocorrected to dry gimping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I know that's what this was going to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I know that's what this was going to be?

. I’m a glutton for punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's dry humping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's dry humping? "

See parts one and two. Bring tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's dry humping? "

Outsex

Fucking with clothes on and no penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's dry humping?

See parts one and two. Bring tissues."

Bring a towel and a bed to take a nap on when your done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora, you're a cow!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Omg! I canny take anymore of this titillating torture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's dry humping?

See parts one and two. Bring tissues."

I had to leave part 1, and had a peek in part 2 before. My trousers haven't felt this tight in a while

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wifey!!!! Your so naughty!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora, you're a cow!

But you loves me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wifey!!!! Your so naughty!!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Everyone from what i've seen today. So, who fancies some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Everyone from what i've seen today. So, who fancies some?

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah I don’t think I like it at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

How about sticking those legs on my shoulders instead then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

How about sticking those legs on my shoulders instead then?

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

I’m never grinding on your face again then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle "

Nora you are such a bad influence

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm undecided. Can I have a demo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking

At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora, you're a cow!

But you loves me

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god damn it, here comes the orgy again

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

I’m never grinding on your face again then "

Just rub your perineum against it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Oh god.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Hump your leg?! Woof woof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Hump your leg?! Woof woof!"

I’ll make any noises she wants me to make

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Hump your leg?! Woof woof!

I’ll make any noises she wants me to make

You and me both!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Hump your leg?! Woof woof!

I’ll make any noises she wants me to make

Do you mind if I stick my boobs in your pretty face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Nora you are such a bad influence

This isn’t the real Nora. It’s her evil horny sister

In that case get over here il let you hump my leg and play with my boobs

Hump your leg?! Woof woof!

I’ll make any noises she wants me to make

Do you mind if I stick my boobs in your pretty face

I can’t talk right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "

Stocking your tongue out will only encourage her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "

Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)

Stocking your tongue out will only encourage her!"

Hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out) "

Have fun, my head is in between NSP's currently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)

Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement...

Haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Love a great kiss and cuddle. Warms the soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hey everyone Busty wants to put her boobs in MY face! How jealous are you all?

Ner ner. (Sticks tongue out)

Considering her legs are on my shoulders, I'm pretty happy with this arrangement...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!"

I did. And for most of the people on here I think

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I so do ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!

I did. And for most of the people on here I think

I really need to

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!

I did. And for most of the people on here I think

I really need to

I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What's dry humping?

Outsex

Fucking with clothes on and no penetration "

Like Clinton sex then?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

I prefer wet humping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After googling this I was directed to a specialist taboo website where a camel was being touched up by a thirsty Arab who kept shouting "Mustafa feel.."

I couldn't make out if he was telling it what he wanted to do or introducing himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking

At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!"

Hand, paddle or flogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok better than no humping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After googling this I was directed to a specialist taboo website where a camel was being touched up by a thirsty Arab who kept shouting "Mustafa feel.."

I couldn't make out if he was telling it what he wanted to do or introducing himself

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Nora... I swear to god woman you need out over my knee for a good spanking

At last! I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!

Hand, paddle or flogger

Hand. I’m a wuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!

I did. And for most of the people on here I think

I really need to

I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now....

Oh dear. You been using your wand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry humping as I am bent over with fast trusts against my arse send vibrations to my pussy... bloody awesome feeling

Her x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle "

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair "

Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!

Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that?

) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair

Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!

Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that?

) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!

Bitch! Enjoy!!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair

Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!

Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that?

) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!

Bitch! Enjoy!!!

I’ll try - honestly I will!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah I don’t think I like it at all

. Let me try and persuade you otherwise belle

Am I missing something here?

Is Boris making us do this instead of the real thing? - Because I was planning an all night (and the next morning) sex session for this weekend.

That much dry humping could start a fire!

I don’t like you anymore. That’s so not fair

Hey! A bubble’s a bubble!

Don’t worry - he’s only a gorgeous ex PT (now a nurse - how sweet is that?

) with the cutest arse and most kissable lips you’ve ever seen - so you’re not missing anything!

Bitch! Enjoy!!!

I’ll try - honestly I will!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh ffs. I can't wank any more today people.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Have one for me I can’t!

I did. And for most of the people on here I think

I really need to

I'd say I feel your pain but I can't feel much right now....

Oh dear. You been using your wand?

I have. A lot.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like it, but won't be doing it for a while unless my pillow takes my fancy.

I'm working (and work with the general public) so not stupid or selfish enough to meet anyone.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man"

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus..."

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

Hump away

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

You a good writer?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ok what did I miss

ohh Nora has changed dirty girl

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok what did I miss

ohh Nora has changed dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again? "

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY"

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

is she? She's all flustered now LVM

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

Ooooffftt!!

Jo.Xx

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over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate

That's brilliant

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer."

Ooh personal porn!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Dry hump away ladies

but can't promise it won't lead to other things

I’d hope it would

Game on

am I collecting sparkle on the way again?

If she’s up for it. I think she might be though

What am I up for? Fucking Nora? Yes please....erm.....yeah I said that out loud

Woohoooo think I might have to change my profile pic to celebrate

That's brilliant

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer.

Ooh personal porn!"

Anything for you m'dear

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On the plus side, Swing is at the gym

Haven't got there yet

Fuck.

Aww man

Let me just grab my thesaurus...

I love you both but SERIOUSLY

I don't think NSP can take anymore guys

Oh... she's going to take it

Soon. She was going to take it soon. They were both reaching the end of their endurance. Their lust engulfing them. Skin against skin. Needing to be closer. Ever closer.

Ooh personal porn!

Anything for you m'dear

You've done a lot for me today lovely..... thank you

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

Hump away

Why thank you so very much its so kind of you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"So who likes a bit of dry humping then?

Everyone from what i've seen today. So, who fancies some?

Can’t beat a bit of dry humping to set the scene for me to come / cum

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

You a good writer?

I can be rather very descriptive in the way that i will be slowly grinding over you as i move my hole body in the press up postion lowering my face slowly to yours, my chest all the way down to my hips and legs with just the lightest of touches

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to tease but it’s not long before the clothes are removed as earlier proved

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over a year ago

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

I hear that exact sentence so much in my life

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

Sorry you want me to play with your what

please lay yourself down there and allow me to dance aaallll over you

(i love you too)

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

I hear that exact sentence so much in my life

She tells me all the time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

Sorry you want me to play with your what

please lay yourself down there and allow me to dance aaallll over you

(i love you too)

I'm laying here.... waiting....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

Sorry you want me to play with your what

please lay yourself down there and allow me to dance aaallll over you

(i love you too)

I'm laying here.... waiting....

Get a room you two

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

I hear that exact sentence so much in my life

Tbf.... after today's threads I'm really not surprised.

Nora.... I love you but you broke my twat.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

Sorry you want me to play with your what

please lay yourself down there and allow me to dance aaallll over you

(i love you too)

I'm laying here.... waiting....

Get a room you two

I keep getting told this!

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over a year ago

"Hang on so i go out this morning/afternoon have the most amazing time i have had in so long

go to sleep for a few hours and then this happens

Can i play please

No. None of your smut. Thank you.

What do you mean

you finished wanking yet anyway woman or do you need more material

I love you but you're a twat

I hear that exact sentence so much in my life

Tbf.... after today's threads I'm really not surprised.

Nora.... I love you but you broke my twat."

Hahahahaha.

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