FabSwingers.com forum: The 'Not wanking' thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right forumites, this thread is for all of us horny buggers that have shown true will power and have fought the urge to wank off today. Those who have failed feel free to beg us higher mortals forgiveness.

All those without sin will be awarded a medal and some cake.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just today? Winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a failure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only coz I’ve lost the charger to my emergency wand in my office.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Non wanker here

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

By wank off you do mean masterbate right, and that this isn’t another term for “bunk off” or take a sicky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only coz I’ve lost the charger to my emergency wand in my office. "

Oh no!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nope not wanked this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stayed strong today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not wanked this week

Me neither. It could change tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I "succumbed" about 90 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow this site isn't just full of wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have stayed strong today

Must try harder

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Bonus of being a man. Lose the charging cable no problem.

Just stick it in the socket directly.

I couldnt resist... might have cum three times today already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not wanked this week

It’s not even funny. I’ve even been searching the kids rooms in case they mistaked it for one of their game chargers! It’s disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that much of wanker tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have stayed strong today

Must try harder

It's been a challenge. Like walking around with a loaded gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs* "

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope not wanked this week

It’s not even funny. I’ve even been searching the kids rooms in case they mistaked it for one of their game chargers! It’s disappeared

Fingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have stayed strong today

Must try harder

It's been a challenge. Like walking around with a loaded gun

I feel your pain brother, the fight is real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope not wanked this week

It’s not even funny. I’ve even been searching the kids rooms in case they mistaked it for one of their game chargers! It’s disappeared

Fingers?

My fingers bore me. I like my wand

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!"

Could you resist just sniffing, or would you need to... proceed?

Down on your knees in front of her

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!

Could you resist just sniffing, or would you need to... proceed?

Down on your knees in front of her"

Admittedly I would need to rub my face against her, just to be certain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!"

That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?

Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy"

. If only I could keep an emergency man in my office drawer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!

That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?

Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now

Your punishment is watching me eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy

. If only I could keep an emergency man in my office drawer

I fit in a filing cabinet draw if thats any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy

. If only I could keep an emergency man in my office drawer

I fit in a filing cabinet draw if thats any good?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not wanked in years.....

tried my First Lady wank a couple of weeks ago but it was way too soon after surgery so it wasn’t nice at all

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

"Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy

. If only I could keep an emergency man in my office drawer

I fit in a filing cabinet draw if thats any good?"

The things people get upto in the office these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

I’d never do something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve not wanked in years.....

tried my First Lady wank a couple of weeks ago but it was way too soon after surgery so it wasn’t nice at all

Well fingers crossed you can enjoy the pleasure very soon, it can't be nice but in the end I'm sure it will be well worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

Just send the ladies toward the dry humping thread, the lights will dip as 1000's of wands fire up in unison!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!

That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?

Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now

Your punishment is watching me eat cake

Sweet, moist, delicious...

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

I’d never do something like that

I'll have to keep an eye on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

I’d never do something like that

I'll have to keep an eye on you

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

I’d never do something like that

Just checked your profile pics to see if could spot the missing cable. (I like to be helpful)

Trouble is this has led me to a situation where I may become the biggest failure. So tempted to go for number four now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't wanked for 6 months. I am in control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake

But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake

Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that

*Takes cake and runs*

SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!

That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?

Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now

Your punishment is watching me eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

I’d never do something like that

Just checked your profile pics to see if could spot the missing cable. (I like to be helpful)

Trouble is this has led me to a situation where I may become the biggest failure. So tempted to go for number four now....

that made me laugh

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol

Just send the ladies toward the dry humping thread, the lights will dip as 1000's of wands fire up in unison!"

You're not wrong haha. Electricity suppliers will be wondering where the sudden demand has come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but I'm back home from work so it may change very quickly, ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?"

Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?

Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us

So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon?

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Ive actually cheated. Ive had three wanks and then eaten real cake which is quite unusual.

Where is the sin bin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't wanked for 6 months. I am in control."

A test or just not in the mood? Just curious as that I can't imagine it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not wanked in years.....

tried my First Lady wank a couple of weeks ago but it was way too soon after surgery so it wasn’t nice at all

Well fingers crossed you can enjoy the pleasure very soon, it can't be nice but in the end I'm sure it will be well worth it

I’m sure it will. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?

Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us

So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon?"

Yes, I find keeping them distracted allows me to enjoy vaginal nuzzling without the fear of being punched or kicked

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?

Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us

So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon?

Yes, I find keeping them distracted allows me to enjoy vaginal nuzzling without the fear of being punched or kicked

Oh I was more picturing "I'll have what she's having"

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Three times today. Working from home is amazing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't wanked for 6 months. I am in control.

A test or just not in the mood? Just curious as that I can't imagine it."

No porn either. Just not in the mood when there's no possibility of actual sex. Have been turned on enough to have pre-cum leaking but I wait a few minutes and it subsides.

The more I wanked the more frustrating I found it. I've broken the habit.

At the moment I'd have to be sexting with the right person turning me on so much that I wouldn't be able to resist.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.

#youknowwhoyouare

Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.

#youknowwhoyouare

Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you....

I'll pick you up and off we head to Devon

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I haven't wanked for 6 months. I am in control."

I don't normally , doesn’t do much tbh, but am bashing out a few this week purely to keep a wolf at bay.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.

#youknowwhoyouare

Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you....

I'll pick you up and off we head to Devon

Also your fault.....

And yes! Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm three deep today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!"

Have you actually moved off your toys this afternoon wifey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?

Please do! Could you help me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Do you have a garden shed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!"

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Do you have a garden shed?

But spiders

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Have you actually moved off your toys this afternoon wifey?

For about an hour.... for reasons you know.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

You had to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Do you have a garden shed?

But spiders "

Take a drive on an "errand"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

You had to say it.

It'd be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Do you have a garden shed?

But spiders

Take a drive on an "errand"?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

You had to say it.

It'd be rude not to

And saying it wasn't rude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?

Please do! Could you help me too

Of course, the wand is charged

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I've kept myself busy with work, so i deserve some cake.... That's not to say I didn't wake up to some smut in my mailbox

Where's the cake please?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper."

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper."

Are you about to start another erotic chapter?

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

"Right forumites, this thread is for all of us horny buggers that have shown true will power and have fought the urge to wank off today. Those who have failed feel free to beg us higher mortals forgiveness.

All those without sin will be awarded a medal and some cake."

I failed today lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.

Are you about to start another erotic chapter?

I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Nothing doing today here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.

Are you about to start another erotic chapter?

I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace

(Follows Swing to the stories forum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!

Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?

Please do! Could you help me too

Of course, the wand is charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been at work, so not exactly difficult to resist lol

So far anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.

Are you about to start another erotic chapter?

I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace

Something, something, lust filled grinding against hardening cocks bulging out of jeans...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been at work, so not exactly difficult to resist lol

So far anyway

Oh god, Kitty is here, a few guys may need to retract their statement shortly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I'm three deep today

Only 3? Slacking you are!

Sorry, I'll try... harder?

Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.

Are you about to start another erotic chapter?

I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace

Something, something, lust filled grinding against hardening cocks bulging out of jeans..."

At the bottom of my profile you'll find some names of stories - go searching

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

still not wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!"

Come over here and make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact you’re even able to make this statement is beyond impressiv, you naughty little devil you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanked for 3 days now. Saving myself for a FWB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!"

Is that a threat or a promise?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... OK, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... OK, here you go

Thats just as bad, its like you want me to break!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"... OK, here you go

Thats just as bad, its like you want me to break!"

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Where's my cake

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

"Where's my cake

I just ate it to console myself on my failures...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Any better, Sam?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Where's my cake

I just ate it to console myself on my failures..."

Oh bollocks I wanted to wank on it

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

"Where's my cake

I just ate it to console myself on my failures...

Oh bollocks I wanted to wank on it

I have a whole baking tray of them. Spurt away

I need some more miscreants who have failed to hold back. The others are righteous and full of cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!"

Can I help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

Can I help?

Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?"

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

Can I help?

Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!"

Can I sit on you and watch a while?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

Can I help?

Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!

Can I sit on you and watch a while?

Oh yes! But I will be reaching around and playing with your boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all done for today (apart from doing dinner) just had a peek on a certain thread that I purposely avoided this afternoon.. I am still in control of myself, but temptation may get the better of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake for me today then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

Can I help?

Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!"

Perfect, I'll call for you when needed. Now where's Swing gone?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"still not wanking

Change that profile picture right now young lady!

Come over here and make me

Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!

Can I help?

Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!

Can I sit on you and watch a while?

Oh yes! But I will be reaching around and playing with your boobs!"

I'll happily take that one for the team....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do"

Have some cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?"

I need into your bubble!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X"

You're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X

You're on

I'm holding you to that!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X

You're on

I'm holding you to that!

Let me know when you've got the jab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any better, Sam?

Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me

I'll see what I can do

Have some cake

Nah. How's this?

I need into your bubble!

Tough. I've got a bubble of one

Lucky bubble

As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again

I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X

You're on

I'm holding you to that!

Let me know when you've got the jab

Can i not just wear a condom on my head?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No jab no play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No jab no play"

Hahaha, I've had my tetanus

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No jab no play

Hahaha, I've had my tetanus

Yeah yeah and the rest please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No jab no play

Hahaha, I've had my tetanus

Yeah yeah and the rest please"

So demanding, what if I cut my thigh off and post it to you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No jab no play

Hahaha, I've had my tetanus

Yeah yeah and the rest please

So demanding, what if I cut my thigh off and post it to you?"

. just the jabs please. public health and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No jab no play

Hahaha, I've had my tetanus

Yeah yeah and the rest please

So demanding, what if I cut my thigh off and post it to you?

. just the jabs please. public health and all that"

In the words of the dragons 'I'm out

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By *orthfieldsNickMan
over a year ago

West London

I’m trying to abstain at the moment, on day six so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. It's been about 2 weeks for me (Mr).

Bloody kids in the house, so no chance of a cheeky one at any point !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been 4 days for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well done gents, you have held strong and doing yourself proud, have some rum cake!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Wooo hooo do I get a gold star

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