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Any woman tried keep a pair of bollocks in the air by blowing them ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?

All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible "

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ? "

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy "

Leafblower ?

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By *ove2lickJemWoman
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?

All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "

well that made me smile, ta!

And no I've not, but I did see a C4 documentary years ago where some guys liked them blown up with saline, their ballsacks got bigger than actual balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?"

Haha possibly.

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Have blow bloody hard to move mine!!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?

All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "

Not sure I have enough blowing strength for that, I’m more of a sucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly. "

Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I wonder if they are hairy or shaved is best for this, hairy would offer more air resistance i reckon and so more lift but shaved is less weight and less distraction as your nose isn't being tickled. Oh on the subject of weight are be talking post sack emptying or with a full load?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly.

Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings. "

I so need to try this. You volunteering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you flick them with your tongue, really quick, you can play keepies up with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if they are hairy or shaved is best for this, hairy would offer more air resistance i reckon and so more lift but shaved is less weight and less distraction as your nose isn't being tickled. Oh on the subject of weight are be talking post sack emptying or with a full load?"

I think we need to get Professor McScience on this to test a pair of hairy bollocks and shaved bollocks in a wind tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly. "
I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly.

Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings.

I so need to try this. You volunteering?"

Yeah, I’ll borrow F&Bs leafblower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you flick them with your tongue, really quick, you can play keepies up with them. "

Then do a final big lick and shout ‘Ave it!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you flick them with your tongue, really quick, you can play keepies up with them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol"

Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol

Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it!"
not sure anyone would wanna see my cock and balls being blown that hard BY A LEAF BLOWER I ADD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible

Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?

Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy

Leafblower ?

Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol

Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it! not sure anyone would wanna see my cock and balls being blown that hard BY A LEAF BLOWER I ADD"

I love doing stupid things. It’ll be fun

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!"

Even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!

Even funnier "
I'll have to be careful with the setting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!

Even funnier "

Elongated bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How saggy are normal bollocks then....?

(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens


"Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!

Even funnier "

You've an evil streak

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

She tried, but ended up with a smack in the eye instead

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine "

Jet engines... toasted balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine "

HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.

Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.

Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath "

I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine "

Poor effort, do some cardio

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.

Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath

I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm "

Balls or balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaf blower couldbe could be dangerous. What if it gets knocked from blow to suck?!

Even funnier

You've an evil streak "

Moi?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

Poor effort, do some cardio "

Nawwwww, I'll just sit here and have a fag instead

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.

Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath

I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm

Balls or balloons?"

Balloons ya filth bag!

Man genitals only need a gentle blow anyway for temperature and sensitivity tingles.... it's the suction that matters down there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

Poor effort, do some cardio

Nawwwww, I'll just sit here and have a fag instead "

I’ve got an image of Waynetta now!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine

Poor effort, do some cardio

Nawwwww, I'll just sit here and have a fag instead

I’ve got an image of Waynetta now! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the girls using mine in the name of science, I could soon knock up a swingometer..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't mind the girls using mine in the name of science, I could soon knock up a swingometer..? "

Get a load of men in a row and build a human Newtons Cradle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the girls using mine in the name of science, I could soon knock up a swingometer..?

Get a load of men in a row and build a human Newtons Cradle "

The cradle of filth...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't mind the girls using mine in the name of science, I could soon knock up a swingometer..?

Get a load of men in a row and build a human Newtons Cradle

The cradle of filth..."

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset


"If you flick them with your tongue, really quick, you can play keepies up with them. "

I might try that next time

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

do you need to drain them first

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Gently blowing on them does make them quiver deliciously

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This is a question worthy of Queen Leviosa herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How saggy are normal bollocks then....?

(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)"

They float?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a question worthy of Queen Leviosa herself. "

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By *he BWCMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Mine never would too large and too heavy.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"How saggy are normal bollocks then....?

(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)

They float? "

Technically they are always in the air depending on how tight the shirts are unless seated, they are hanging rather than floating though

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"How saggy are normal bollocks then....?

(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)

They float?

Technically they are always in the air depending on how tight the shirts are unless seated, they are hanging rather than floating though "

Shorts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a pair outside now it's Gale force 9 but sorry no 6

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


" do you need to drain them first "

Great question, I'm sure siphoning them wouldn't make it any harder

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?

All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "

Oh yes, I do it all the time! They bounce around up there like wee furry ping pong balls

Mrs TMN x

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