FabSwingers.com forum: Shrek and sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Name something said in Shrek that you can also say during sex.

(Any Shrek film)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better out than in, that’s what I always say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the sex where you run away.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have no clue

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I can’t feel my toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t feel my toes "

I DONT HAVE ANY TOES

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t feel my toes

I DONT HAVE ANY TOES"

I think I need a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the morning, I’m making waffles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the sex where you run away. "

Hang on - I've totally misunderstood this game.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I can’t feel my toes

I DONT HAVE ANY TOES"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of my swamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the sex where you run away.

Hang on - I've totally misunderstood this game."

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrek, are we there yet???

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Get out of my swamp

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

With my current “sex life”

“I’m all alone....”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooohhhhhhh you’re a girl dragon......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She called me a noble steed...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sometimes, things are more than they appear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll do donkey, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you point those sausage fingers at me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually, it’s quite good on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m coming Elizabeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not the gumdrop buttons!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someday I will repay you. Unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

Wow let's do that again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man you gotta warn me before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Muffinman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dong key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Harold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harold!"

Lmaoooo

I think this is my favourite ever thread on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you shut up donkey.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Whatever you do don't look down .... IM LOOKING DOWN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.

As you can tell I am a huge Shrek fan...I drive my boyfriend and kids crazy with my quotes... and now its Fab's turn yay

Her x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake everybody loves cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you gonna eat that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake everybody loves cake"

Oh I wish I thought of that...perfect quote for the cake loving forum

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake everybody loves cake

Oh I wish I thought of that...perfect quote for the cake loving forum

Her x"
that's why I said it lol fab seems to love cake

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

When I saw her face...now I’m believer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Man, did you do that shrek. You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I hear alot.. who could live such a hideous beast like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trust me, if it were me, you’d be dead

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Get outta my swamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the roar!"

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Shrek and Donkey on another big adventure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think he maybe compensating for something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a thong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men of his stature are in... short supply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Onions have layers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Onions have layers"

(When describing a foreskin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you. Really? Really, really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love you. Really? Really, really"

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you. Really? Really, really

Awwww"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My donkey fell in your waffle hole

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By *hell and blueCouple
over a year ago

Llandudno

Im a stallion baby

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

"I've got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!" (Mrs)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

sometimes, things are more than they appear.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"That'll do donkey. That'll do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.'

(I scoured the web looking for quotes just so I could join in

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