FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever been to a party

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Now that’s an idea at my next party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I would prefer to watch from an armchair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either. "

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

Subtle flex

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I so want to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life "

I bet it would have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ?? "

Length I think.

They can have another game after for girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

Subtle flex"

I'm not sure it was that subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ??

Length I think.

They can have another game after for girth"

We use one of those spaghetti portion measuring devices and see who's dick can serve the most people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ??

Length I think.

They can have another game after for girth

We use one of those spaghetti portion measuring devices and see who's dick can serve the most people."

Jesus fucking Christ

I know the device you mean, but for some reason I pictured a cheese grater

Who’s willy would make the most grated cheese?

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Hahaha

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life "

Fucked up ya cuppa too !! . Did it make a Cockaccino ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins"

Have you?

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Ouch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ??

Length I think.

They can have another game after for girth

We use one of those spaghetti portion measuring devices and see who's dick can serve the most people.

Jesus fucking Christ

I know the device you mean, but for some reason I pictured a cheese grater

Who’s willy would make the most grated cheese? "

I think you're using spaghetti wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that requires a female to be in the bathroom too ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins

Have you?"

No, I do not have a penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would that requires a female to be in the bathroom too ?

Nah. Men are honest

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Don't see the point if you only have a wee dick, lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No but I’ve played who can piss the furthest. Many hours of fun to be had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but I’ve played who can piss the furthest. Many hours of fun to be had

Totally normal

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins

Have you?

No, I do not have a penis"

Well at least I’d beat you then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life "

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game"

Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would that requires a female to be in the bathroom too ?

Nah. Men are honest "

Well, maybe she can be a referee

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

It’s one of the only games you wanna cum quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would that requires a female to be in the bathroom too ?

Nah. Men are honest

Well, maybe she can be a referee "

No need for women to be involved at all, stop trying to turn it sexual you heathens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s one of the only games you wanna cum quick

For soggy biscuit? Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

Google it

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ohhh fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

Google it

ohhh fuck"

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

"It’s one of the only games you wanna cum quick

For soggy biscuit? Yes"

You’re talking to a bloke that can go to a fancy dress party as a premature ejaculation ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game"

I thought all teenage boys had played that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

I thought all teenage boys had played that

They did in my village

I just sat holding their jackets, in a field, listening to N-Dubz and avoiding eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s one of the only games you wanna cum quick

For soggy biscuit? Yes"
be a difficult one to do cause thought of eating the biscuit would put you off your stroke thus delaying things more leaving you really fucked haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

I thought all teenage boys had played that

They did in my village

I just sat holding their jackets, in a field, listening to N-Dubz and avoiding eye contact "

Hahahahahaha. Too funny

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I can in all honesty say I haven't. I didn't play soggy biscuits either.

Soggy biscuit scarred me for life

dare i ask what is the soggy biscuit game

I thought all teenage boys had played that

Luckily I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't either lucky enough

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins"
what do they win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins

what do they win"

Pride and honour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone else?"

No, but I feel like I'm missing out?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where men play ‘biggest cock wins?’

Two men go to the bathroom, compare cock sizes. Smallest leaves the bathroom. Next man goes in, same again.

Last man standing wins"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else?

No, but I feel like I'm missing out?!

Jo.Xx "

Grow a penis!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

What does the winner get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does the winner get? "

Pride and honour. Maybe some high fives from the dudes, a pat on the back etc

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

No but this sounds like an amazing game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does the winner get? "

An odd tasting biscuit.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone else?

No, but I feel like I'm missing out?!

Jo.Xx

Grow a penis!"

Can I f*ck you if I do?!

Jo.Xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Been to one where the winner was obvious before anybody got undressed

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"What does the winner get?

Pride and honour. Maybe some high fives from the dudes, a pat on the back etc "

Maybe a beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else?

No, but I feel like I'm missing out?!

Jo.Xx

Grow a penis!

Can I f*ck you if I do?!

Jo.Xx "

You can fuck me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m curious to know how a tiebreaker is decided.

I’m picturing some kind of penile fencing competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m curious to know how a tiebreaker is decided.

I’m picturing some kind of penile fencing competition

Willy wars

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I have not

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

No never been to a party like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhh but what is the deciding factor, length or girth ?? "

Or flaccid or hard..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah it was a crap party. I spent the whole time in a bathroom

Lol. Yes you compare cocks whilst we party. Im glad i get to loose now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a who can piss the highest once at a pirate party and lost - I was pissed as fuck....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone else?

No, but I feel like I'm missing out?!

Jo.Xx

Grow a penis!

Can I f*ck you if I do?!

Jo.Xx

You can fuck me anyway

Yes!!

Winning!!

Jo.Xx

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

On a Saturday night in squaddie land, walking home pissed we’d need a piss, so up against a wall in a line we’d try to get the highest piss possible. The one who won had wet hair

Always me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a Saturday night in squaddie land, walking home pissed we’d need a piss, so up against a wall in a line we’d try to get the highest piss possible. The one who won had wet hair

Always me

Ewwww

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