FabSwingers.com forum: A bit of fun to make you giggle x

By *retty Pink Canoe OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Me and my friend have been giggling tonight about... how swinging life is very dull right now and whether there is a swinging ombudsman to write to lol

This was the letter he drafted it cracked me up and thought Id share lol

To whom it may concern. I believe I am a reasonably attractive guy, funny(ish), with a good sized, non-bent or odd shaped penis and a decent idea of how to use it.

My friend [insert name] is most certainly an on point sexy lady with a face that makes you want to grab hold and pull it in firmly for a passionate kiss. She has a fantastic figure with all the right curves in all the right places. The kind of body you could stare at all evening on one of those boozy anything goes sex and and being naughty type of nights. Yano the type you'd like to put in all kinds of kinky positions to actually have sex but would make sure you got a good long look at how God damn sexy she looked before enjoying every millisecond of the moment your rock hard cock gently squeezed inbetween her tight little lips.

I could go on about her more but we're being sidetracked from the point which is that it is a dire and frankly unacceptable situation that we both find ourselves alone having no fun and presenting ourselves like prize animals at a cattle market looking for people to entertain us virtually in a digital world rather than being physically intimate and finding physical satisfaction.

This situation is simply not acceptable and I insist that something is done to rectify it immediately!!!

funny man