FabSwingers.com forum: Rubbish jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I’m a sucker (no pun intended. Or maybe it is

) for a rubbish joke/pun. So what’s your best/worse joke that will make me go ‘oh ffs’ while laughing so hard

Possible prize for the best/worse one........ maybe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I kept wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Mr KC

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So... I’m holding a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.

Just let me know if you can’t come.

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Can you name someone who can drink a litre of petrol? I know someone, Jerry can

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ‘A beer please, and one for the road.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The owner of dulux paints was found froze to death on scafell pike. His wife told police he needed a second coat!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Why did the baker end up with brown fingers?

He kneaded a poo.

Lulz

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I told some jokes in a fertility clinic recently, I got a standing ovulation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You guys have definitely made my evening brighter. Currently in bed laughing my head off at these

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Two atoms float down the street..

First one says 'damn. I lost an electron'

Second says.' Are you sure?'

Fiirat one says 'yes. Im positive'

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I ordered dessert at a restaurant the other day. The waiter turned up with a blind folded horse and a Tiramisu. I told the waiter no that’s not right, I ordered marscapone

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.

"Ugh! That's disgusting", I thought to myself, "it should have been cremated with the rest of him".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Two snowmen in a field...

First one looks at the second as says...

Hey, can you smell carrots?

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Two Parrots sitting on a perch...... One says to the other...... ‘can you smell fish??’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de-brie everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other " are you sure you know how to drive this:

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

The young couple living next door to me have made a sex tape.

They don't know they've made a sex tape.

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

I asked my gf if she would use her key ring during sex, but she just kept fobbing me off.

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