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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/10/09 10:49:02]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sat down in a public toilet and a voice came from the next cubicle

“hello mate, how ya doin ?”

I thought it a bit strange but didn’t wanna be rude so I said “ not to bad thanx “

After a short pause I heard the voice again. “so, what u upto ?”

I answered some what reluctantly

“just having a shit …how about yourself ?”

Then I heard him say “sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back . I’ve got

Some twat in the next cubicle answering everything I say”….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/10/09 10:49:02]"
made me chukkle

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

lol love it

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

LOL - now that is funny!

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By *r88Couple
over a year ago

spain

ah so 'puresilk' it was you in the next cubical

that one did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL LOL

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL "

pussy - how are you?

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Very funny love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?"

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx"

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!"

Wots an orgasm

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm "

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!"

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me "

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!"

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription "

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx"

Pity ur not off to barnsley

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx

Pity ur not off to barnsley "

I know - really want to go but it's not one of our free weekends - hopefuly going to chams on the 5th december but haven't checked the diary yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx

Pity ur not off to barnsley

I know - really want to go but it's not one of our free weekends - hopefuly going to chams on the 5th december but haven't checked the diary yet"

Not sure if i can make it to chams

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx

Pity ur not off to barnsley

I know - really want to go but it's not one of our free weekends - hopefuly going to chams on the 5th december but haven't checked the diary yet

Not sure if i can make it to chams "

Aw - we'll have to see if we can sort something out - would like to meet you and also some of the other nutters who post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL LOL

pussy - how are you?

Hi darling apart from a splitting head im ok thanks...and how r u? xxx

I'm good thanks - an orgasm is a great way to get rid of a headache!

Wots an orgasm

Mmmmmmmmmmmi'd love to show you although you're obviously teasing!

Me tease no not me honest so ull just ave to show me

Oh- ok then - look forward to it!

and if its a good cure for a headache i get plenty of headaches so may need a repeat prescription

naughty naughty - but no problem for a girl like me! xxxx

Pity ur not off to barnsley

I know - really want to go but it's not one of our free weekends - hopefuly going to chams on the 5th december but haven't checked the diary yet

Not sure if i can make it to chams

Aw - we'll have to see if we can sort something out - would like to meet you and also some of the other nutters who post!"

Likewise

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