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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP   Woman
over a year ago

morecambe

Well then they are at it again for toilet roll

So go on you got toilet roll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like they haven't learned from the 1st lockdown. There is 0 need for stockpiling other than to make life inconvenient for others.

But a monkey sees a monkey does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like they haven't learned from the 1st lockdown. There is 0 need for stockpiling other than to make life inconvenient for others.

But a monkey sees a monkey does."

Actually nevermind, I take it back, some monkeys are smarter than them

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bought 4 rolls this morning. Maybe should have got more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t supposed you glanced down the gin aisle?

How was that looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely ridiculous I’ve just done a shop got to the toilet rolls and pretty much out of them on the shelf people need to stop panic buying unnecessarily this is what caused problems last time

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Don’t supposed you glanced down the gin aisle?

How was that looking?"

Don’t worry - plenty just now when I looked. That would be a sign that things are getting serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well then they are at it again for toilet roll

So go on you got toilet roll lol

"

I might have start wiping my arse on the curtains You can wash curtains

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Well then they are at it again for toilet roll

So go on you got toilet roll lol

I might have start wiping my arse on the curtains You can wash curtains "

Autumn leaves would be better.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Damn and I just ate my last roll this morning

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I remember when people panicked bought bread,at least you could use the old stuff in place of loo paper

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Dock leaves!!!! Getcherdockleaves!!!! Barely nibbled!!! Biodegradable!!! (Will someone think of the turtles!!). Dock leaves!!

Disclaimer: dock leaves may wilt in transit, offer limited to one bunch per household, dock leaves should be washed thoroughly before use and patted dry with toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry a roll with me

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

I just don’t understand the toilet roll thing at all. What am I missing?

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I just don’t understand the toilet roll thing at all. What am I missing?"

It's the numbskulls who hoard toilet rolls thinking the Chinese disease will give them the trots.

This Chinese disease does NOT give you the trots!

They are just sheep!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I usually spend the winter in Thailand.

Most people use a "bum gun".

It's a hose pipe, fitted in nearly all toilets.

Far more hygienic than paper.

You can buy the fittings and the "gun" in B&Q.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The media are to blame showing pictures of empty aisles. Most probably copied from March.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Selfishness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just don’t understand the toilet roll thing at all. What am I missing?

It's the numbskulls who hoard toilet rolls thinking the Chinese disease will give them the trots.

This Chinese disease does NOT give you the trots!

They are just sheep!"

The Chinese disease . Alright Donald!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I usually spend the winter in Thailand.

Most people use a "bum gun".

It's a hose pipe, fitted in nearly all toilets.

Far more hygienic than paper.

You can buy the fittings and the "gun" in B&Q.

"

Or time to get an all singing all dancing Japanese toilet. The massage setting is lovely.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I just don’t understand the toilet roll thing at all. What am I missing?"

Perceived scarcity (images of empty shelves), social proof (trending news on social media, and regaining a sense of control (it's a big scary virus, we might get locked down, I can stockpile and feel safe).

Human behaviour with little thought of anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night a bidet drenched my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night a bidet drenched my wife "

To the tune of ‘Last night a DJ saved my life’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have thought most people would still have a years worth after the ammout they brought in March lol

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

I bought 4 rolls yesterday and had to pop over again today (not for more toilet rolls! Lol)...I noticed there was only a few of the big packs left

I wish I'd bought a more now, last time I had to resort to a box of tissues when they ran out

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Just use a milk bottle

You don't clean your car with a dry cloth

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Try working in retail and keeping the customers happy when it's not our fault others don't care and buy way to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are Labrador puppies going to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a pack of 16 on Monday

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Iv got none been out twice I forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well then they are at it again for toilet roll

So go on you got toilet roll lol

I might have start wiping my arse on the curtains You can wash curtains

Autumn leaves would be better."

Great idea but smooth some aloe Vera of them firstly

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I've been watching the toilet roll saga unfold again, at what point is it acceptable to buy some more without feeling or being accused of panic buying, I never like to leave it too late just incase I go to get one and none left in the cupboard, what's the acceptable number of toilet rolls in your house before you can buy more then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a toilet roll call..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps there should be a pay as you go on the toilet door, let's say four sheets per visit

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"I usually spend the winter in Thailand.

Most people use a "bum gun".

It's a hose pipe, fitted in nearly all toilets.

Far more hygienic than paper.

You can buy the fittings and the "gun" in B&Q.

"

Same in India but in some places it's a bucket and a jug

Last shortage I did think about a bidet

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"I've been watching the toilet roll saga unfold again, at what point is it acceptable to buy some more without feeling or being accused of panic buying, I never like to leave it too late just incase I go to get one and none left in the cupboard, what's the acceptable number of toilet rolls in your house before you can buy more then? "

Mine comes on a role yours must be posh if it's folded

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We took delivery of (needed) loo roll with our online shopping order today, so we're good for a while. There was a slight concern that it'd be all sold out and we'd be resorting to shredded old rags or something

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"Just use a milk bottle

You don't clean your car with a dry cloth "

The plastic milk bottle will do fill with water and just wash like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The company I work for makes toilet rolls and i currently have 84 loo rolls as we get given a pack each of 42 each month so ladies what is a pack of quilted velvet worth

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I've been watching the toilet roll saga unfold again, at what point is it acceptable to buy some more without feeling or being accused of panic buying, I never like to leave it too late just incase I go to get one and none left in the cupboard, what's the acceptable number of toilet rolls in your house before you can buy more then?

"

I can't find an entry for this in Debrett's.

Just going to have to wing it, and risk derision at the club old boy.

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I have my pack of 4 which I bought a week ago .... and will last into next week.

The selfish fuckwits will be at home counting their few months supply by then; the shops will be re-stocked and I will be able to buy what I need! .... the same as last time!

No change - let the fucking idiots do it if it keeps their tiny brains happy.

R xx

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough


"I have my pack of 4 which I bought a week ago .... and will last into next week.

The selfish fuckwits will be at home counting their few months supply by then; the shops will be re-stocked and I will be able to buy what I need! .... the same as last time!

No change - let the fucking idiots do it if it keeps their tiny brains happy.

R xx"

Well, here I am a week on from last weeks post.

I visited Aldi yesterday and there were both toilet roll and pasta on the shelves .... not that I needed any so didn’t buy.

I guess the selfish fuckwit stockpilers will have now satiated their thirst and be smiling to themselves As they sit on their piles of roll and pasta content they are two step ahead of everyone else! .... and a degree of predicated normality appears to have returned????

It would be nice to think they would learn that their stupidity achieves nothing ...... but I guess not - bless em!!

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy in bulk cos it's cheaper, not because I fear I might be using old socks to wipe my arse with for a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my pack of 4 which I bought a week ago .... and will last into next week.

The selfish fuckwits will be at home counting their few months supply by then; the shops will be re-stocked and I will be able to buy what I need! .... the same as last time!

No change - let the fucking idiots do it if it keeps their tiny brains happy.

R xx

Well, here I am a week on from last weeks post.

I visited Aldi yesterday and there were both toilet roll and pasta on the shelves .... not that I needed any so didn’t buy.

I guess the selfish fuckwit stockpilers will have now satiated their thirst and be smiling to themselves As they sit on their piles of roll and pasta content they are two step ahead of everyone else! .... and a degree of predicated normality appears to have returned????

It would be nice to think they would learn that their stupidity achieves nothing ...... but I guess not - bless em!!

R xx

"

F@#kwits don’t have a brain cell to tell right from wrong , so they don’t think they’re doing anything wrong , cockroach’s of society, the world could come to the end & they’ll still breed & crawl out as if nothing ever happened

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