FabSwingers.com forum: Have you christened every room in your house

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

you know with sexy time or a little handjob?

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my current house but my last 3 I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure have (and the garden!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nope

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All rooms except the kids bedrooms, which is never going to happen.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions! "

Boiler cupboard?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions! "

The hallway is a room. If it had a door and walls it’s a room

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

No. Only 2 rooms. I had not given it a thought until now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not yet.....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?"

Yes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?"

My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?

My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard. "

My boiler cupboard... I might get in there if I take the boiler out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes in the flat, but no in the house. Every room except the little persons, that just seems wrong.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?

My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard. "

That’s 2 rooms then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve only the stairs and landing left. I think I may sort this out later

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?

My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard.

That’s 2 rooms then

Woo! Any volunteers?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!

Boiler cupboard?

My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard.

That’s 2 rooms then

Woo! Any volunteers? "

Me me me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Yes, apart from my kids rooms

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Hmmm, thinking about it I think only one room has seen definite action so far. Which is sad considering I've been there 4 and a half years

Hand jobs have been done in most of them, and in the garden late at night, but there are still some to go

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No, only the bedroom, bathroom and living room. The kitchen is not going to be comfortable and the spare room is a mess. I'm in two minds about whether it's worth christening the coat cupboard.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go...."

Try not to put a foot through the ceiling. Or any other body part for that matter

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go...."

Give me 5

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have

loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No, the pantry isn't really the most inspiring of places. Maybe I should look at cous cous in a different light.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have

loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...

D."

Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have

loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...

Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something

once she realises it is actually possible I doubt I will be able to stop her trying to get up there!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No, the pantry isn't really the most inspiring of places. Maybe I should look at cous cous in a different light."

This sounds very exotic. If I had a pantry my DNA would be found in it somewhere

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch...."

I have a fleshlight

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have

loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...

Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something

once she realises it is actually possible I doubt I will be able to stop her trying to get up there!

D."

The kids will be saying ‘mum and dads up in the loft again’

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

Does that light up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

Is it a glow worm?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

Does that light up?

Only when I’ve finished using it

it’s a strange light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given how tiny and claustrophobic my house is, every room was christened in the first week.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

Is it a glow worm? "

Smaller

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Given how tiny and claustrophobic my house is, every room was christened in the first week. "

And we have our winner

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Given how tiny and claustrophobic my house is, every room was christened in the first week. "

At the same time. One foot in each room

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well

Up you go....

Give me 5

Pictures or it didn't happen....

It’s dark

Take a torch....

I have a fleshlight

Stick batteries in it. That might work

I usually stick something else in it

Does that light up?

Only when I’ve finished using it

it’s a strange light

I need to see this now.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have

loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...

Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something

once she realises it is actually possible I doubt I will be able to stop her trying to get up there!

The kids will be saying ‘mum and dads up in the loft again’

so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All but one I think. Best room was my cabin/office out in the garden accross the desk.... ....we had a little mini naked walk of shame back to the house afterwards....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, as not been in my lil girls room, otherwise Christened all the others

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great christening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All rooms except the kids bedrooms, which is never going to happen."

This.

And the stairs, and the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All rooms except the kids bedrooms, which is never going to happen.

This.

And the stairs, and the garden

What about the loft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, every inch of the house.

And the garden too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given how tiny and claustrophobic my house is, every room was christened in the first week.

At the same time. One foot in each room

Y’know... we could almost have managed that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes, every inch of the house.

And the garden too.

All 9inches of it

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

"Not in my current house but my last 3 I did. "

What's the matter with this house then? Lol

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

......

More than once..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite, its been a restoration project during lockdown

But the workmate (black & decker, not what you lot were thinking) is a surprisingly good bit of improvised dungeon furniture...lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not quite, its been a restoration project during lockdown

But the workmate (black & decker, not what you lot were thinking) is a surprisingly good bit of improvised dungeon furniture...lol

Kinky, you Kinky pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 rooms to go...

Plus the garage, two shed and a summer house

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my house but I did in someone else’s within 2 hours. Was bloody knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t remember to be honest. Been here 22 years! Definitely not the kids playroom so no I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just moved in so not yet. Plenty of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"11 rooms to go...

Plus the garage, two shed and a summer house

What are you waiting for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11 rooms to go...

Plus the garage, two shed and a summer house

What are you waiting for??

A man!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I would love to say yes. Bedroom and both lounges, but nowhere else. Hubby can be a bit traditional like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing volunteer required to christen my home gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... But we only have 3 rooms... Almost christened the shared hallway the other day too... Almost

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Far from it either way....too many damn rooms but slowly getting there

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve not even had sex in my house, been here nearly a year

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