FabSwingers.com forum: Spontaneous wanking

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever just then to have the urge to pop in the loo for a wank? What gave you that urge? Watching porn perhaps Or perhaps someone or indeed something on TV or Radio?

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Have you ever just then to have the urge to pop in the loo for a wank? What gave you that urge? Watching porn perhaps Or perhaps someone or indeed something on TV or Radio? "

Nope.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually plan or schedule my wanks tbf....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don't usually plan or schedule my wanks tbf....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it? "

Yes at home I find it just convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it? "

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I don't usually plan or schedule my wanks tbf....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

Yes at home I find it just convenient

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't usually plan or schedule my wanks tbf....

Neither do I that’s spontaneity for you

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha "

I hope you never ride past my kids....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I get the urge quite a lot actually but I wait til I get home

ohh and it’s always a certain someone

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha "

So you watch porn while you ride your bike or you ride your bike in the loo?

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Isn't every wank spontaneous? Are we talking danger wank? A sudden uncontrollable urge to beat the meat or polish the button?

No. I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha

So you watch porn while you ride your bike or you ride your bike in the loo?

Just get an urge... I have no problem getting hard haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out in force today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

I just like a dodgy limerick.

There once was a man called Sir Terry

Who used to make Gatsby quite merry

When he started to talk

Old Gatsby would walk

To the loo where he'd then pop his cherry

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

Yes please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

I just like a dodgy limerick.

There once was a man called Sir Terry

Who used to make Gatsby quite merry

When he started to talk

Old Gatsby would walk

To the loo where he'd then pop his cherry

Ohh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hearing radio 2's sir terry wogans voice used to make me do this.

It was banned from the workplace for said reason

You like a dodgy limerick accent

I just like a dodgy limerick.

There once was a man called Sir Terry

Who used to make Gatsby quite merry

When he started to talk

Old Gatsby would walk

To the loo where he'd then pop his cherry

Baahahahahahaa!!!

youve made my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha

So you watch porn while you ride your bike or you ride your bike in the loo?

Eh you’re mixing messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't every wank spontaneous? Are we talking danger wank? A sudden uncontrollable urge to beat the meat or polish the button?

No. I don't think so. "

True to say they are just what is it that urges you to take one there and then?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

Anarchy rulez!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha

So you watch porn while you ride your bike or you ride your bike in the loo?

Eh you’re mixing messages

No I'm not. His response to my porn and loo question just confused me

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

Yep- I have been at work and had the urge so visited the toilet to scratch the itch.

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

Didn't even contemplate a wank til I stumbled across this thread, now feel feel the urge to bang one out.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?"

Twenty minutes

that’s feck all how about I play with your balls with my tongue while you wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?

Twenty minutes

that’s feck all how about I play with your balls with my tongue while you wank

Jesus Belle!

Could I tempt you to play with the rest... y'know, seeing as you're down there anyway

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?

Twenty minutes

that’s feck all how about I play with your balls with my tongue while you wank

Jesus Belle!

Could I tempt you to play with the rest... y'know, seeing as you're down there anyway

What

of course I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually plan or schedule my wanks tbf....

I do sometimes. Empty house and get the porn on and a few toys out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?

Twenty minutes

that’s feck all how about I play with your balls with my tongue while you wank

Jesus Belle!

Could I tempt you to play with the rest... y'know, seeing as you're down there anyway

What

of course I will

Just the thought of wanking with that pretty face going nuts on my nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of which I fancy pulling myself off now anyone care to join me Jon xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I actually have a well thought out daily wanking schedule and to deviate from it would be anarchy

I would love to make you deviate from it

Don't mess with the system Belle!

I could pencil you in for a twenty minute slot though, when are you free?

Twenty minutes

that’s feck all how about I play with your balls with my tongue while you wank

Jesus Belle!

Could I tempt you to play with the rest... y'know, seeing as you're down there anyway

What

of course I will

Just the thought of wanking with that pretty face going nuts on my nuts

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

There is the kettle challenge. Can you get from 0-cum in the time it takes your partner or friend to go make a cuppa? Assuming they have to leave the room to do that. Not recommended if you are all in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're in a place that it's acceptable to watch porn, why do you need to go to the loo to do it?

I have a thing of wanking in public... usually when I am riding my bike hehe

The amount of people I have ridden pass and being hard! Haha

So you watch porn while you ride your bike or you ride your bike in the loo?

Eh you’re mixing messages

No I'm not. His response to my porn and loo question just confused me

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He he ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is the kettle challenge. Can you get from 0-cum in the time it takes your partner or friend to go make a cuppa? Assuming they have to leave the room to do that. Not recommended if you are all in the kitchen.

Or how about have a bash during the adverts

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