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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown. "

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sploshing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sploshing"

Isn’t that something to do with food?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please "

Stop pretending to be innocent

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Munging.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown. "

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

Stop pretending to be innocent "

. I am!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Munging..... "

Don't Google this either.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

Stop pretending to be innocent

. I am! "

As innocent as I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Munging..... "

Oh god is that that really bad one! I don’t think I can google it again! It is isn’t it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You disgusting excuses for human beings!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of cuckolding, white knighting, lampposting, snowballing etc!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Munging..... "

How do you delete someone else's post?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Munging.....

Oh god is that that really bad one! I don’t think I can google it again! It is isn’t it!"

....it might be....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post? "

You googled didn't you....

I told y'all not to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Clique® (/klik/)

noun

An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.

"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."

- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post? "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

Stop pretending to be innocent

. I am!

As innocent as I am! "

Digging a deeper hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Clique® (/klik/)

noun

An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.

"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."

- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago."

This is what I mean people!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post?

You googled didn't you....

I told y'all not to! "

What could be more romantic than a moonlit walk through a cemetery together and.....oh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post?

You googled didn't you....

I told y'all not to! "

Morbid curiosity got the better of me. You seem wise, I'll definitely listen to you next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Clique® (/klik/)

noun

An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.

"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."

- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago.

This is what I mean people!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post?

You googled didn't you....

I told y'all not to!

What could be more romantic than a moonlit walk through a cemetery together and.....oh..... "

Carry on I’m going off you rapidly. It’s a good thing!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Space Docking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Clique® (/klik/)

noun

An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.

"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."

- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago."

Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Space Docking "

I don’t know that one but I guarantee if you said it I’m not gonna like it!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Space Docking

I don’t know that one but I guarantee if you said it I’m not gonna like it!"

Yes you do. We’ve spoken of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Space Docking

I don’t know that one but I guarantee if you said it I’m not gonna like it!

Yes you do. We’ve spoken of this "

Oh Christ I looked. Enough now! Do

Nice ones!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Space Docking

I don’t know that one but I guarantee if you said it I’m not gonna like it!

Yes you do. We’ve spoken of this

Oh Christ I looked. Enough now! Do

Nice ones!"

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

The phrase 'sending someone a message' in the real world equals to 'never read' in the FAB dicionary, thats for sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Clique® (/klik/)

noun

An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works.

"I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are."

- UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago.

Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Munging.....

How do you delete someone else's post?

You googled didn't you....

I told y'all not to!

Morbid curiosity got the better of me. You seem wise, I'll definitely listen to you next time "

Good plan. And spread the word. Not enough people realise my wisdom is real

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

Stop pretending to be innocent

. I am!

As innocent as I am!

Digging a deeper hole "

Oi!

I mean fair point but still!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

White knight

Someone define that one

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"White knight

Someone define that one "

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"White knight

Someone define that one

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"

Yours is better than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White knight

Someone define that one

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"

Am I a white knight if I agree with you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. "

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"White knight

Someone define that one

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman

Am I a white knight if I agree with you? "

Schrödinger's white knight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White knight

Someone define that one

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman"

Pretty much what I thought. Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White knight

Someone define that one

White knight:

1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him

2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity

3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman

Am I a white knight if I agree with you?

Schrödinger's white knight "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"White knight

Someone define that one "

The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White knight

Someone define that one

The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum "

Actually define unicorn please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"White knight

Someone define that one

The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum "

You then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"White knight

Someone define that one

The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum

Actually define unicorn please. "

... more slippery.

Generally, a single bisexual woman who'll meet couples, but subject to significant linguistic drift.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White knight

Someone define that one

The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum

Actually define unicorn please. "

Is it just a single woman who plays with couples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. "

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please "

You mean like this

https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary

Maybe it needs some additions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)."

Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

You mean like this

https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary

Maybe it needs some additions

"

Damn I can never click on links on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

You mean like this

https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary

Maybe it needs some additions

"

I did not know this existed

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment."

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lamp post pissing: claiming someone as your own in an extravagant, showy way which is considered obnoxious by others (and potentially unbefitting in a swinging context).

Applied seriously, in jest, and as a malicious label.

Someone can both lamp post piss and subtly invite lamp post pissing.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"You disgusting excuses for human beings!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of cuckolding, white knighting, lampposting, snowballing etc!! "

Me too... Good idea... A fab glossary...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)."

Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there "

I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean!

Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please

You mean like this

https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary

Maybe it needs some additions

I did not know this existed "

Nor me.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)."

Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I totally agree I’m a terribly innocent little crater and don’t know any of these terms

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words.

I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women."

MFFM+M?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!"

OK... Everydays a school day...

Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words.

I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny "

And a man hopes his inbox isn't tumble420

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words.

I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny "

And if you write heteexible (hetero-flexible) you get a in the middle.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?"

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain "

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

"

Does fire work on pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!

OK... Everydays a school day...

Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it. "

Don't bring maths into it and make it really confusing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

"

^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain "

Good plan

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

Does fire work on pee? "

Oh god the smell

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter "

She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

Does fire work on pee? "

no, pee works on fire, i think its a rock paper scissors scenario

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter

She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'"

Bet you dont know all the words to that song

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter

She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'

Bet you dont know all the words to that song "

I'm way too young for that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter

She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin'

Bet you dont know all the words to that song

I'm way too young for that "

Oh I keep forgetting how old I am

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

Does fire work on pee?

Oh god the smell "

That would be bad!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Sploshing"

See related terms.....quacking,

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there

I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time."

It wasn't about being fragile or woke (I'm only one of those things ) but I was thinking more that I could he getting into situations where misunderstandings of intent come into play. Wouldn't want to give someone the wrong idea

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there

I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time.

It wasn't about being fragile or woke (I'm only one of those things ) but I was thinking more that I could he getting into situations where misunderstandings of intent come into play. Wouldn't want to give someone the wrong idea "

Oh absolutely.

All of these things are intersectional, though. Communication is key.

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***"

Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more "

This is a situation where being non conformist is a very bad idea

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it.

You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment.

Thanks for clearing that up NSP But who's gonna clear up the mess in the other thread? Is there cat litter on the floor or does somebody wash it down with a fire hose?

I have no idea....

I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain

Occasionally I think fire is the only answer

Does fire work on pee?

no, pee works on fire, i think its a rock paper scissors scenario"

Peeing on your hand then setting it on fire?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more "

DO NOT SEND DIRTY PICTURES TO MY INBOX!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking great idea Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more "

Me too. I’ve only just come out of therapy from the last thing someone told me not to google on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***"

Formicophilia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not reading this thread

I've learnt my lesson NEVER to Google anything that's said on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not reading this thread

I've learnt my lesson NEVER to Google anything that's said on here "

But but Miss Poppins please don’t blame me. This thread hasn’t gone the way I expected

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***

"cock eating worms"

*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***"

I’m straight on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow princess-

One who lies back and thinks of England!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Pillow princess-

One who lies back and thinks of England! "

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS! "

Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!

Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to "

That one in particular, really don't

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!

Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to

That one in particular, really don't "

I just saw actual blue waffles and stopped there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soft play.

Someone wanna define that one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS! "

You just know we're going to have to Google now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry Dragon & Feltching .... Google them if you dare lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frottage...

This and many others. My lexicon (and my phone's predictive text) has been corrupted by Fab.

Even "play" suggests something entirely different now!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Soft play.

Someone wanna define that one ?"

Non penetrative sex

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Blue Waffle.

Not a dressing gown.

Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!

You just know we're going to have to Google now "

Not safe. You've been warned lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."

Hes probably full of shit

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.

Hes probably full of shit "

And very smelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."

. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.

. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return?"

Just said please several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing.

. I got that. Did he add that he wants nothing in return?

Just said please several times "

At least he has manners. Gotta give him that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast... "

Please accept my humble apologies, my thread has been totally corrupted by nut jobs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast...

Please accept my humble apologies, my thread has been totally corrupted by nut jobs "

Some of us nutjobs helped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast...

Please accept my humble apologies, my thread has been totally corrupted by nut jobs

Some of us nutjobs helped "

Haha yep. I wasn’t including you in that. You did help

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing."

I got that one too! I have so many questions but I didn't dare

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys).

Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women.

MFFM+M?"

M+M implies a male/male couple

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Flounce: taking a "break" or leaving because of a perceived loss of reputation. Often entirely preventable.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Desperate junior hacksaw action

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dredging. It does not relate to water passageway clearing

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By *addy7.5x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Scrunging:

Twisting and turning violently under the bed sheets for sexual excitement until the multigasm comes.

Multigasm- Multigasms are multiple orgasms coming out of all holes.

From the Urban Dictionary.

Maybe the Fab version should be titled the Fab Dicktionary?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Ooooft!!! needs to be in there and I think it also needs its own emoji

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