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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() Stop pretending to be innocent ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() Dear god people.... If you value your eyes and sanity, DO NOT GOOGLE THIS! ![]() | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As innocent as I am! ![]() | |||
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"Munging..... ![]() Oh god is that that really bad one! I don’t think I can google it again! It is isn’t it! | |||
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"Munging..... ![]() ![]() You googled didn't you.... I told y'all not to! | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Digging a deeper hole ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago." This is what I mean people! | |||
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"Munging..... ![]() ![]() Morbid curiosity got the better of me. You seem wise, I'll definitely listen to you next time ![]() | |||
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"The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. This is what I mean people!" ![]() | |||
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"Munging..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Carry on I’m going off you rapidly. It’s a good thing! ![]() | |||
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"The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago." Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is. | |||
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"Space Docking ![]() ![]() Oh Christ I looked. Enough now! Do Nice ones! | |||
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"The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Schrödinger's clique: that which you are both a member of and not a member of depending on who you're talking to, why, and what your agenda is." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Munging..... ![]() ![]() ![]() Good plan. And spread the word. Not enough people realise my wisdom is real ![]() | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi! I mean fair point but still! | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one " White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman" Yours is better than mine | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman" Am I a white knight if I agree with you? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() You got it right the first time. But in that case, it was more about entertainment. | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman Am I a white knight if I agree with you? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman" Pretty much what I thought. Thanks x | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one White knight: 1. A man who agrees with a woman in the hopes that she will bestow sex upon him 2. A man without his own opinions attempting to curry popularity 3. An accusation made of a man by those who cannot conceive of a situation where a man would agree with a woman Am I a white knight if I agree with you? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one " The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum " Actually define unicorn please. | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum " You then | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum Actually define unicorn please. " ... more slippery. Generally, a single bisexual woman who'll meet couples, but subject to significant linguistic drift. | |||
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"White knight Someone define that one The male equivalent of a unicorn only he has a better bum Actually define unicorn please. " Is it just a single woman who plays with couples? | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() You mean like this https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary Maybe it needs some additions | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)." Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now! | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() Damn I can never click on links on here ![]() | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() I did not know this existed ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() Thanks for clearing that up NSP ![]() | |||
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"You disgusting excuses for human beings!!! I was thinking more along the lines of cuckolding, white knighting, lampposting, snowballing etc!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too... Good idea... A fab glossary... | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)." Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there ![]() | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there ![]() I often find that such distinctions are important when one is higher on the fragility scale, but we should probably leave the woke glossary for another time. | |||
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"There needs to be a fab dictionary for the likes of me who keep having to ask what things mean! Which words need to be in it? And definitions too please ![]() ![]() Nor me. | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys)." Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women. | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women." MFFM+M? | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now!" OK... Everydays a school day... Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it. | |||
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"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words. I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny ![]() And a man hopes his inbox isn't tumble420 ![]() | |||
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"There needs to be a list somewhere of banned words. I cant scr@pe wallpaper off the walls, vveed the garden, go to hypn0therapy, drink c0ke, or ch0ke when somebody says something funny ![]() And if you write hete ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() I have no idea.... I do my best to allow others to think about such things. It's easier for my brain ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() Occasionally I think fire is the only answer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does fire work on pee? ![]() | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Yes! I learnt this not long ago. I struggled with the acronyms. Think I’ve got most of them now! OK... Everydays a school day... Is there a difference between mfmf and mmff? Or mffm for that matter.. Has the feeling of a truth table about it. " Don't bring maths into it and make it really confusing ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ^ Shes a fire starter, twisted fire starter ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() Good plan ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh god the smell ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turnin' | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no, pee works on fire, i think its a rock paper scissors scenario | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bet you dont know all the words to that song ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm way too young for that ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I keep forgetting how old I am ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That would be bad! | |||
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"Sploshing" See related terms.....quacking, | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there ![]() It wasn't about being fragile or woke (I'm only one of those things ![]() | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Thank god for lockdown. I could have been getting myself into trouble there ![]() ![]() Oh absolutely. All of these things are intersectional, though. Communication is key. | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***" Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more ![]() ![]() This is a situation where being non conformist is a very bad idea | |||
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"Lamppost Pissing, I thought it was marking ones territory, but after reading a certain thread an hour ago, it seems to be a meeting of friends who piss on each other for the fun of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Peeing on your hand then setting it on fire? ![]() | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more ![]() ![]() DO NOT SEND DIRTY PICTURES TO MY INBOX! ![]() | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** Telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more ![]() ![]() Me too. I’ve only just come out of therapy from the last thing someone told me not to google on here! | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***" Formicophilia. | |||
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"I am not reading this thread ![]() ![]() But but Miss Poppins please don’t blame me. This thread hasn’t gone the way I expected ![]() | |||
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"*** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS *** "cock eating worms" *** DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ***" I’m straight on it! ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() ![]() Lol why am I tempted to google it more now since you’ve said not to ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That one in particular, really don't ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just saw actual blue waffles and stopped there ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() ![]() You just know we're going to have to Google now ![]() | |||
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"Blue Waffle. Not a dressing gown. ![]() ![]() ![]() Not safe. You've been warned lol ![]() | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing." Hes probably full of shit ![]() | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing. Hes probably full of shit ![]() And very smelly ![]() | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing." ![]() | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing. ![]() Just said please several times | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing. ![]() At least he has manners. Gotta give him that ![]() | |||
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"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast... ![]() Please accept my humble apologies, my thread has been totally corrupted by nut jobs ![]() | |||
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"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast... ![]() ![]() Some of us nutjobs helped ![]() | |||
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"Why oh why did I read this thread during breakfast... ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha yep. I wasn’t including you in that. You did help ![]() | |||
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"Got a message today begging for me to let him be my full toilet????. No idea what he meant but something tells me i am better not knowing." I got that one too! I have so many questions but I didn't dare | |||
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"And acronyms. Never knew there was a difference between MMF (implies 2 bi guys) and MFM (implies 2 hetero guys). Except it doesn't. If it did it would have to work for all combinations so try and describe three straight men and two bi women. MFFM+M?" M+M implies a male/male couple | |||
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