FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me something strange about yourself

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

If you cant then make something up

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m very strange

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m very strange

Yeah that's why your loved xx

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I have been known to commute on a unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on 'fun house' when i was a child

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m very strange

Yeah that's why your loved xx"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to ride a bike and at this point in my life, it seems too strange for me to learn

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have been known to commute on a unicycle

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By *oss and BitchCouple
over a year ago

London

My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed

Is left handed wanking weird?

Leaves you right hand free use a mouse / phone / turn pages

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have freakishly short thumbs.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands."

The mind boggles.

How do even find out you can do something like that.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I was on 'fun house' when i was a child

Those twins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk like a snipers nightmare from time to time

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?"

It did smart a bit.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit. "

Smart?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I walk like a snipers nightmare from time to time "

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't know how to ride a bike and at this point in my life, it seems too strange for me to learn

Ditto. I have visions of me precariously half cycling/half walking along and undoubtedly falling over in a mangled heap of embarrassment, metal and loss of dignity.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm right handed but I eat crisps, deal cards, dial an old fashioned revolving-dial telephone and wank left handed

Is left handed wanking weird?

Leaves you right hand free use a mouse / phone / turn pages

It's probably weird in that I can't do it right handed because the feeling's all wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one bollock due to cancer nearly blind in one eye one knee is fucked and my ankle hurts

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I need a new hip.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit. "

I'll fucking bet it did - I had mine done when I was 3 and I can STILL remember how much it hurt afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to ride a bike and at this point in my life, it seems too strange for me to learn

Ditto. I have visions of me precariously half cycling/half walking along and undoubtedly falling over in a mangled heap of embarrassment, metal and loss of dignity."

Me too.

I did think about giving it a go but I had similar visions to you Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I walk like a snipers nightmare from time to time "

Dunno why but that proper made me laugh

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I need a new hip."

Wow what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I walk like a snipers nightmare from time to time

Dunno why but that proper made me laugh

Makes the sniper giggle too after about 5 missed shots

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have one bollock due to cancer nearly blind in one eye one knee is fucked and my ankle hurts"

Hugs xxx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have one bollock due to cancer nearly blind in one eye one knee is fucked and my ankle hurts"

Crikey my friend you’ve been through it, credit to you carrying on.

On the plus side your good lady looks very sexy.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit. "

This expression dates back over a thousand years

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I accidently gave myself a 'tattoo'... in my gum.

As a kid I slipped whilst sucking the end of a pencil and jammed it into my gum.

It got a little stuck, so I had to woggle it out and when it came out I noticed the graphite had broken off.

It left a permanent black line in my gum.

Then a few years later I did the same, but under my nail.

Both kinda hurt

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit.

This expression dates back over a thousand years

I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit.

This expression dates back over a thousand years

I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts. "

sums up not sines

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit.

This expression dates back over a thousand years

I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts. "

Maybe a hug will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i see toes, i have to count them.... Sometimes there are more than 5

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Did it hurt?

It did smart a bit.

This expression dates back over a thousand years

I didn’t know that, but I do use it, I think it sines up that sharp eye watering pain that quite frankly smarts.

Maybe a hug will help"

It certainly would, it always helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If i see toes, i have to count them.... Sometimes there are more than 5

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By *oss and BitchCouple
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 24/09/20 12:24:30]

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By *oss and BitchCouple
over a year ago

London

"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.

The mind boggles.

How do even find out you can do something like that.

Well, you know there is the test to see if you need a bra where you place a pencil under each breast to see if it stays in place?..Well one afternoon my partner and I experimented to see exactly what size of object I could hold unaided. Pineapples were the final test. Ironically I couldn't hold a melon!

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol"

I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.

The mind boggles.

How do even find out you can do something like that.

Not going to lie, these are couples goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pin my ears back for some reason

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can fit my whole hand in my mouth

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

"I’m very strange

As is most of those on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Ouch!

That mofo must have hurt!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol

I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured

Lol"

This is uncanny.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Ouch!

That mofo must have hurt!

It was tender and the first test run was terrifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fruit juice gives me mouth alcers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was nearly 50 when I was circumcised

Ouch!

That mofo must have hurt!

It was tender and the first test run was terrifying. "

What do you mean test run ?!?!?

Waaaaaa

Omg it’s like when I see nipple piercings I absolutely cringe from the pain that would be caused by it !!

And totally get lots of lovely ladies have them pierced my bestie has hers pierced maybe I’m just too much of a scardy cat !!!

But your all lots braver than me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be feeling strange as I've got my ( . )( . ) out and I never get them out online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fit my whole hand in my mouth

Do you have tiny hands??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fruit juice gives me mouth alcers"

Morning

That’s a strange one ?!? Is it certain fruit or all fruit ? Can you eat fruit ?

I’m allergic to most fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak Spanish but not understand it...

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol

I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured

Lol

This is uncanny.

That is a very nice looking banana you have there

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can fit my whole hand in my mouth

Do you have tiny hands?? "

Nope just a big mouth

my dentist loves me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very strange

As is most of those on here

Oi speak for yourself

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I can sit in the lotus position then raise myself up and walk on my knees.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can fit my whole hand in my mouth

Do you have tiny hands??

Nope just a big mouth

my dentist loves me

I think I just dribbled

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

When I piss on a lampost, it becomes a blinging wearable.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I need a new hip.

Wow what happened "

I’ve worn it out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wink with both eyes at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can crack my neck 7 times in on direction, 4 times the other, and it doesn't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new hip.

Wow what happened

I’ve worn it out??"

Apparently I’ll be in that boat in 16 years maybe sooner since I’ve had a severe car crash since that diagnosis

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can wink with both eyes at the same time

Ledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol

I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured

Lol

This is uncanny.

Hahaha

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol

I'm like that with bananas! Love the fruit but hate anything banana flavoured

Lol

This is uncanny.

Hahaha

Pic and mix on the fruit is available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fruit juice gives me mouth alcers

Morning

That’s a strange one ?!? Is it certain fruit or all fruit ? Can you eat fruit ?

I’m allergic to most fruit

It's the acid in fruit. I can eat the odd apple or banana with no problems but the juice you get in cartons pure or concentrate will blister my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wink with both eyes at the same time

Ledge

Took a lot of practice

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Another member of the "fruit gives me ulcers" crew here. I have one on my tongue right now. Too many apples this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis better that I just use the one word, strange, to cover the reasons,for I d be writing here for a very long time...

I prefer the company of the wild things not society and I have no boundaries, no rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat burgers upside down.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I had a twin removed from inside me when I was 32.

We had a funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on 'fun house' when i was a child

Those twins!

I remember they smelt like vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evry single bit:/

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

can wiggle my lugs...no idea how I can , just always have been able to

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"My tits are so big I can hold a pineapple under each one without using my hands.

The mind boggles.

How do even find out you can do something like that.

Her shopping bag burst and she had her hands full maybe.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

"I like oranges but hate anything that tastes like orange, even orange juice.

Go figure lol"

I'm exactly the same about banana, love bananas but loathe anything banana flavour lol

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

ambidextrous , i play sports right handed, but hold a snooker cue with my left.

When painting i can cut in with both hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child I had an argument with a 747 and won

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