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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Come on fess up.

Are you the one who puts a wet spoon in the coffee before the sugar.

I use the same cup for my brews for the whole day without washing it until the end of the day.

I know, I’m a bad un.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Come on fess up.

Are you the one who puts a wet spoon in the coffee before the sugar.

I use the same cup for my brews for the whole day without washing it until the end of the day.

I know, I’m a bad un. "

Not me that does the first but I do the second too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Disgusting behaviour!! I have a specific spoon in the Sugar Jar and if anyone uses it to stir tea or coffee they get punched !!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Disgusting behaviour!! I have a specific spoon in the Sugar Jar and if anyone uses it to stir tea or coffee they get punched !! "

I think that’s reasonable. I don’t even take sugar in my tea and it still bothers me.

Perhaps I should get a life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me.. "

Classic diversion tactic. You’re still a suspect.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me.. "

Weirdo

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me.. "

I'm the same!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo "

You calling me a weirdo too then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Disgusting behaviour!! I have a specific spoon in the Sugar Jar and if anyone uses it to stir tea or coffee they get punched !! "

Reasonable. I'll just make you make it

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then "

If the cap fits....

But a very sexy weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm one of those people who puts one spoon in the coffee and another one in the sugar. I'm not a heathen

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

If the cap fits....

But a very sexy weirdo "

Il take that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Disgusting behaviour!! I have a specific spoon in the Sugar Jar and if anyone uses it to stir tea or coffee they get punched !!

Reasonable. I'll just make you make it"

Best plan

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then "

Yes

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same! "

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Disgusting behaviour!! I have a specific spoon in the Sugar Jar and if anyone uses it to stir tea or coffee they get punched !!

Reasonable. I'll just make you make it

Best plan "

I know.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No I'm one of those people who puts one spoon in the coffee and another one in the sugar. I'm not a heathen "

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo "

lmao..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

If the cap fits....

But a very sexy weirdo

Il take that "

I’d like you to take this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous "

No. Coffee is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then "

Belle us weirdo's need to stick together.. i can hear the caffine fuelled angry mob heading for us waving their tea spoons of disapproval lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

Yes "

But would you have me any other way

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

If the cap fits....

But a very sexy weirdo

Il take that

I’d like you to take this "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!! "

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

No. Coffee is"

No tea is, tea, red wine and whisky

The holy trinity.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

Belle us weirdo's need to stick together.. i can hear the caffine fuelled angry mob heading for us waving their tea spoons of disapproval lol "

that we do beautiful

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome "

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome "

Valid and useful if somebody pops round on a horse.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

No. Coffee is"

Amen, Sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on fess up.

Are you the one who puts a wet spoon in the coffee before the sugar.

I use the same cup for my brews for the whole day without washing it until the end of the day.

I know, I’m a bad un. "

Oh my lord NO!

I can't wait to live alone so I don't have to deal with these kind of issues!!

Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!! "

Where do you stand on burnt toast crumbs in the butter.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

Belle us weirdo's need to stick together.. i can hear the caffine fuelled angry mob heading for us waving their tea spoons of disapproval lol "

I'm waving something else, actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

Where do you stand on burnt toast crumbs in the butter. "

Don't even get me started with that kind of behavior

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

No. Coffee is

No tea is, tea, red wine and whisky

The holy trinity. "

Not in the same mug, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy "

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!"

You should come for afternoon tea some time and show good example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

Valid and useful if somebody pops round on a horse. "

and of course there's that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

No. Coffee is

No tea is, tea, red wine and whisky

The holy trinity.

Not in the same mug, surely? "

Well if you’ve only got the one mug.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

"

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!

You should come for afternoon tea some time and show good example "

I'm only coming if there's scones with clotted cream and jam

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!

You should come for afternoon tea some time and show good example

I'm only coming if there's scones with clotted cream and jam

"

That’s the least you should expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in "

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet "

And of course, you can make the No Parkin joke. Hours of fun.

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

Can I check. Is it ok to stir coffee then tea with the same spoon?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet "

Apparently it's traditional around Bonfire Night. But if it's any consolation I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet "

I will happily post you one! But only if I get to write your username on the address label!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!

You should come for afternoon tea some time and show good example

I'm only coming if there's scones with clotted cream and jam

That’s the least you should expect. "

I'm a low maintenance gal me

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet

Apparently it's traditional around Bonfire Night. But if it's any consolation I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago "

Yes it is! But it’s like brigadoon! Only appears when the leaves start falling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet

And of course, you can make the No Parkin joke. Hours of fun. "

Just why

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

If the cap fits....

But a very sexy weirdo

Il take that

I’d like you to take this "

I'd like to provide it for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet

I will happily post you one! But only if I get to write your username on the address label! "

Hahaha

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

This reminded me of the famous Grindleford Station Cafe, they do pints of tea and instant coffee and have an ice cream tub of dirty water and plastic spoons and a huge bowl of sugar that’s more coffee lumps than sugar as everyone does this ....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I dont take sugar in tea or coffee because that's filthy.

To avoid filthy behaviour like wet spoons in the coffee or the sugar - get sugar cubes.

Your welcome

I’m coming to your house! It’s like Downton abbey!

I’m dying for a cup of tea as I’ve just bought my first Parkin of the year.... get in my bellllyyyyyyy

one does not appreciate contaminated beverages.

Erm... what is a parkin?

It’s an autumnal Yorkshire cake. A tiny bit like Jamaica ginger cake but with different spices in

That sounds amazing - I can't believe there are cakes I haven't eaten yet

Apparently it's traditional around Bonfire Night. But if it's any consolation I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago

Yes it is! But it’s like brigadoon! Only appears when the leaves start falling lol"

You saw brigadoon and I saw the whole of the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as bad as putting knife with butter still on in jam jar!!

These people need slapping

They should have their own personal condiments!

You should come for afternoon tea some time and show good example

I'm only coming if there's scones with clotted cream and jam

"

Well of course it would be scones cream and jam, how better to show people how it is done

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

i use ground coffee in my portafilter. no spoons needed.

so definitely not me!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

I'm the same!

I think we need to have a talk about this. Tea is the drink of the righteous

No. Coffee is

No tea is, tea, red wine and whisky

The holy trinity. "

Coffee, white wine and spiced rum or bourbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

Belle us weirdo's need to stick together.. i can hear the caffine fuelled angry mob heading for us waving their tea spoons of disapproval lol

I'm waving something else, actually... "

coffee mug? make sure you dont spill it and burn yourself

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"as someone who doesnt drink tea or coffee i can assure you it isnt me..

Weirdo

You calling me a weirdo too then

Belle us weirdo's need to stick together.. i can hear the caffine fuelled angry mob heading for us waving their tea spoons of disapproval lol

I'm waving something else, actually...

coffee mug? make sure you dont spill it and burn yourself "

Guess again....

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