FabSwingers.com forum: You’re stuck in a room

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do you come up with this stuff?!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’"

I used to ask that question many times with one of my ex girlfriends and ex wife.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

where do you come up with this stuff?!

She has to much spare time on her hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

where do you come up with this stuff?!

She has to much spare time on her hands

I *really* don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

where do you come up with this stuff?!

I just think a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably just cry to be honest and hope they give me a pity fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would probably just cry to be honest and hope they give me a pity fuck

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

As the venue will be The Royal Albert Hall (I lust after a lot) then I might as well sing them a song. Kylie will be there so it might be a duet.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It would have to be an incredibly huge room for us all to socially distance

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Grab a drink and sit back and watch, as hopefully some of them like each other and get it on instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start bashing one out

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I would probably just cry to be honest and hope they give me a pity fuck

With boobs and an arse like you got don't think you would have a problem finding a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

Watch sparkles wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

Watch sparkles wank

Perve!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

Watch sparkles wank

I'll pull up a chair for that with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

Watch sparkles wank

Perve!

Probably offer to lend a hand too

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

where do you come up with this stuff?!

My thoughts exactly

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Pull my willy out and start doing the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

Watch sparkles wank

Perve!

Probably offer to lend a hand too

Now your talking!

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Shout last one naked is a rotten egg and enjoy the show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shout last one naked is a rotten egg and enjoy the show "

Oh yeah cause if I was in the room with a random man and a bunch of random people, I’d want to get naked

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pout, sulk a little, take a seat in the corner and have a wank

To be fair that's what I'd do.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Initiate a game of monopoly.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Shout last one naked is a rotten egg and enjoy the show

Oh yeah cause if I was in the room with a random man and a bunch of random people, I’d want to get naked "

Who says you'd be in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shout last one naked is a rotten egg and enjoy the show

Oh yeah cause if I was in the room with a random man and a bunch of random people, I’d want to get naked

Who says you'd be in the room

I don’t assume I am in the room, I’m just saying that if it were me, I wouldn’t get naked

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Shout last one naked is a rotten egg and enjoy the show

Oh yeah cause if I was in the room with a random man and a bunch of random people, I’d want to get naked

Who says you'd be in the room

I don’t assume I am in the room, I’m just saying that if it were me, I wouldn’t get naked

Damn you, so mean.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It’s a little like fab really. So it’s a wank for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they were all wearing them glasses id have trouble controlling my urges

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’"

I would just stand and admire them and when they asked I would explain that they are some.of the most beautiful people I have had the pleasure to see in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Wanted* to have sex with? We're going to need a bigger room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just sit back and enjoy the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’"

Imagine if Knightmare took a really wrong turn.

'Sidestep to the left'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My self-esteem would be in tatters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My self-esteem would be in tatters

I'm sure Geralt will make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a fictional character as surely there is nobody alive who doesn't want me to give them a good hard fucking....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’"

Isn’t this just every day in Fabland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell them why they are there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With every single person you’ve ever wanted to have sex with. Real, fictional, dead, alive etc etc.

They do NOT want to have sex with you.

What do you do?

No doubt they’ll probably start asking questions such as; ‘why the fuck am I here?’

Isn’t this just every day in Fabland? "

No, I don’t fancy any married man. I have morals

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'd just be chilled out about the whole thing and talk to them like best mates. Give out general vibes that I am not interested in them sexually also. You never know, they might change their mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol your reply did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol your reply did make me chuckle"

Who’s? What reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My self-esteem would be in tatters

I'm sure Geralt will make you feel better

Fuck

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

"I'd just be chilled out about the whole thing and talk to them like best mates. Give out general vibes that I am not interested in them sexually also. You never know, they might change their mind."

Love this idea, reverse psychology??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My self-esteem would be in tatters

I'm sure Geralt will make you feel better

Fuck

Called it

I'll be busy with Yennefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room? More like Wembley...

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