FabSwingers.com forum: Pickup Lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning lovelies...

I've seen there's such a big deal about pickup lines. So what's your cheesiest pickup line? One you've used or received.

Here's mine...

I'd like to make you some breakfast, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled, boiled or fertilised? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

If your dick is as big as your nose I’m taking you home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your dick is as big as your nose I’m taking you home "

What? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth."

Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/20 08:42:58]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth.

Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time

????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth.

Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time

????????"

Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark.

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

I had it said to me as i walked in a pub years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you? "

Love it! Did you go to try smell it?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'd love to bang the shit outta you like it's the last fuck you'll ever get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Hahaha smother ! Sorry i meant smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a chicken leg and my cock?

Let's go on a picnic and you can find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? "

Haha love this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

To my sports masseur - can you do my middle leg this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice legs, when do they open.

Used a spanish version of that on a Latino once and we fucked on first date. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?

Love it! Did you go to try smell it?

Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth.

Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time

????????

Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark. "

Standard smileys from the phone keyboard my seem to work, they come out as question marks.

You have to use the emotes under the text box (or the others mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/422638)

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you? "

Ha ha ha my kind of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem

???????? Smooth.

Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time

????????

Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark.

Standard smileys from the phone keyboard my seem to work, they come out as question marks.

You have to use the emotes under the text box (or the others mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/422638)

I see thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?

Love it! Did you go to try smell it?

Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!

What did he do? Gave you a good laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?

Love it! Did you go to try smell it?

Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!

What did he do? Gave you a good laugh? "

We just laughed and started talking.. So I guess it worked..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?

Love it! Did you go to try smell it?

Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!

What did he do? Gave you a good laugh?

We just laughed and started talking.. So I guess it worked..

Niceeee

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Morning lovelies...

I've seen there's such a big deal about pickup lines. So what's your cheesiest pickup line? One you've used or received.

Here's mine...

I'd like to make you some breakfast, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled, boiled or fertilised? ??"

Poor effort that one

Excuse me ... can you catch ?

Because you’ve got a couple of balls coming your way

Max and paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you sit on my face?"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Do you like chicken...?

Well suck this its fowl.

Best ever I used..

Was in a crowded bar ...as I was making my way towards the bar an attractive blonde was heading in my direction going for the toilets..20m away we locked eyes on each other and both held the stare till we passed each other..

Where it came from I dont know but just blurted out "wheres your man"

She replied "havnt got one wheres your woman" I replied "havnt got one, I'll see you when you come out of the toilets" turned round to follow her and wait till she finnished in the toilets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a fuck? no?

well lie down while i do.

i'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like chicken...?

Well suck this its fowl.

Best ever I used..

Where it came from I dont know but just blurted out "wheres your man"

She replied "havnt got one wheres your woman" I replied "havnt got one, I'll see you when you come out of the toilets" turned round to follow her and wait till she finnished in the toilets.."

Yeah some audacious spontaneity

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Hello

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hi I'm a geologist. Can I measure your cleavage?

It's a very niche audience granted, but I have seen it used. Not by me alas, though if there's any ladies who like geology

Mr KC

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my days some of these are so funny

One of the first used on me yearssssssss ago...The word of the day is leg, why don't you come over and we can spread the work

....it didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attraction for you is like diarrhoea.. I can't keep it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used one

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

Aw that's a cute one!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

Aw that's a cute one!

As a message on here but from someone iv never spoke to

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

In pre- mobile phone days:-

Here's 10p, phone your Mam and tell her you won't be home tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that never fails is

Ello darling, fancy a bunk up

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

You like chicken? Well suck my cock, it’s fowl!!

Something that was said to a female friend of mine.

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

If we spent the night together you would wake up with a huge smile on you're face.....fucking love marker pens me.

I use this all the time and it's never worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

Aw that's a cute one!

It’s from blackadder if you have ever seen it.

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

"Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

Aw that's a cute one!

Isn’t that from Blackadder?

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By *lertypetMan
over a year ago

north west

My wife over there says that I’m a fantastic fuck, but I’d like a 2nd opinion

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Once in a crowded bar amongst some colleagues.....the guys I was with were trying to impress a blonde....

I was the quite one letting the others dig holes for themselves...

When introductions were required I just stepped forward and said nodding to my mates

He's earth

He's wind

I'm fire (with a wink)

I was the one she took home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I'm a geologist. Can I measure your cleavage?

It's a very niche audience granted, but I have seen it used. Not by me alas, though if there's any ladies who like geology

Mr KC"

I find that themed pickup lines don't just work, they also show you've done a bit of a homework about the person or at least are familiar with a few traits to decode.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life without you is like a broken pencil ..... pointless

Hahaha, is that a sexual innuendo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My attraction for you is like diarrhoea.. I can't keep it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took the ice from a woman drink threw it in the floor and stamped on it. Looked up and said now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink. I married that woman 2 years later

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you? "

Ive used the other version of this which is “take a sip of this & tell me if you can taste the ghb for me?”

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

You guys are so easy all I say is I'm a slutty wife, that usually does it

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