FabSwingers.com forum: Occupational hazard

By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Just got the clippers out to give the old chap and surrounding area a trim - you just can't beat that "last turkey in the shop" look - but I thought I'd give the scrotum a bit of attention as well

However I must have slipped because I've nipped my sac and it's putting out a fair bit of blood for what looks like a simple nick

You ladies will never understand what we go through for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, clippers on the sack?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh Jebus

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"Oh God, clippers on the sack?!

Live and learn....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Clippers are mini hedge trimmers, it’s a dangerous scrote nicking game putting reciprocating blades near your nads.

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"Clippers are mini hedge trimmers, it’s a dangerous scrote nicking game putting reciprocating blades near your nads. "

Indeed. Maybe I'll put the No.1 attachment on next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Attachments. Always, always attachments. (Been there.)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Just got the clippers out to give the old chap and surrounding area a trim - you just can't beat that "last turkey in the shop" look - but I thought I'd give the scrotum a bit of attention as well

However I must have slipped because I've nipped my sac and it's putting out a fair bit of blood for what looks like a simple nick

You ladies will never understand what we go through for you!

You've never razored a tiny thin bit of skin of your ankle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! You poor thing!! Live and learn, but that does sound sore

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

And they dare say childbirth is more painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there, done that, made the face and squealed like a little bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal cream is the way forward, my dude

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Did that once OP never again - had a fair growth and decided to use the beard trimmer, and it worked beautifully on my pubic mound, then made the mistake of trying it on my sack!!

You only ever do something like that once!!

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Just got the clippers out to give the old chap and surrounding area a trim - you just can't beat that "last turkey in the shop" look - but I thought I'd give the scrotum a bit of attention as well

However I must have slipped because I've nipped my sac and it's putting out a fair bit of blood for what looks like a simple nick

You ladies will never understand what we go through for you!

I am overly cautious with scissors that couldn't cut a jelly in that area. You are a braver man than I having clippers down there

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I am overly cautious with scissors that couldn't cut a jelly in that area. You are a braver man than I having clippers down there

Brave. Stupid

It's a fine line....

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All it takes is concentration. But if you nik it. It’s not nice

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

School boy error! You're better off using a mach 3 around the ole Jacobs! (other well known razors are also useful

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Fresh razor ,shaving gel and a steady hand all day long ,fresh as a daisy

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

school boy error using clippers on the old sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never clippers on the sack.....!

Razor, innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got the clippers out to give the old chap and surrounding area a trim - you just can't beat that "last turkey in the shop" look - but I thought I'd give the scrotum a bit of attention as well

However I must have slipped because I've nipped my sac and it's putting out a fair bit of blood for what looks like a simple nick

You ladies will never understand what we go through for you!

Invest in a styptic pencil, works for shaving cuts on the face so no reason it won't work on the scrotum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

None of you chappies has ever razored your labia when shaving the undercarriage department, obvs. Ouch

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

Wait till you jump in the shower!! Its like doing it all over again!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Amateur!!! Its a razor all over from head to toe and veet on your buttcrack....

You guys have no idea what dedication to the hair free cause is

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