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I think women should take men farting as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because it means we're comfortable in your company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A love puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it means we're comfortable in your company "
Does that include women who fanny fart too ? Is that a compliment ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sometimes I wish they weren't so damn comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love puff "

haha shut the front door.. i call them love puffs too!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

So long as you show us the same attitude when we let one rip around you...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you show us the same attitude when we let one rip around you...

- Amy. x"
of course, I believe in equality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love puff

haha shut the front door.. i call them love puffs too! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I wish they weren't so damn comfortable "

That's strange coming from you, or is the fart jar sniffing just a weekend kink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So long as you show us the same attitude when we let one rip around you...

- Amy. x"

Women don't fart or poo

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sometimes I wish they weren't so damn comfortable

That's strange coming from you, or is the fart jar sniffing just a weekend kink "

You can fuck right off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"So long as you show us the same attitude when we let one rip around you...

- Amy. x

Women don't fart or poo "

That must be dissapointing for you with your kinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I wish they weren't so damn comfortable

That's strange coming from you, or is the fart jar sniffing just a weekend kink

You can fuck right off "

Haha, oh I wasn't supposed to share that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop "

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??"

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him "

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

If I do it it's nothing to do with being comfortable around you it's more like if I don't I will explode.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child "

A smelly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it means we're comfortable in your company "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one"

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vegetarians are the best..or the worst

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges "

I meant the farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some "
Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss "

We’ll have to dye your hair silver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

We’ll have to dye your hair silver. "

Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

We’ll have to dye your hair silver.

Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye "

Ohhh! A silver fox?

Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like what dogs do with their owners. They sit on your lap, let you stroke them, then they fart on you. That’s effection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

We’ll have to dye your hair silver.

Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye

Ohhh! A silver fox?

Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher? "

Already salt and pepper on the sides and fringe, Geralt hairstyle is just a matter of time

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Because it means we're comfortable in your company Does that include women who fanny fart too ? Is that a compliment ? "

I always take a fanny fart as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

We’ll have to dye your hair silver.

Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye

Ohhh! A silver fox?

Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher?

Already salt and pepper on the sides and fringe, Geralt hairstyle is just a matter of time "

Be still my beating heart!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss "

... Ok how can I resist this offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop

I say again:

Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??

I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him

He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child

A smelly one

Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges

I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss

... Ok how can I resist this offer? "

We’d make a hot threesome. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love puff "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Aerosol emissions are a risk for covid19, so they may be trying to get rid of you

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