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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of a rant.

My area the panic buying has started again!

Why oh why.. How much toilet tissue does one person need!

Please people just don't do it

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just panic bought some humility, there’s a shortage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I panicked bought all the gin in this area.

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I panic bought some cashews.

cashew number 4 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I panic bought some cashews.

cashew number 4 please."

Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They are knuckleheads.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows'

Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I panic bought some cashews.

cashew number 4 please.

Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I panic bought some cashews.

cashew number 4 please.

Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn you all

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The only thing I'd stockpile is my medication but my doctor won't let me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows'

Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end "

Isn't this the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows'

Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end

Isn't this the wrong thread "

I did wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I panic bought some cashews.

cashew number 4 please.

Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud

Me too "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called into Costco on my way home for a planned trip to buy all the usual shit I buy, treated with contempt by the staff and to be made to feel like a criminal. I noticed people bulk buying toilet roll and pasta. I bought an extra bottle of gin just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon."

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it "

Instead of loo roll

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

The more we talk about panic buying, the more people with panic buy... it’s a viscous circle.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't panic buy, it's stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it

Instead of loo roll"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it "

I didn’t get it either

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I didn’t panic buy the first time round some people can be.. how do you say it...AssHoles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rag on a stick is better than your hand, which is how some cultures used to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the hand sanitizers and toilet rolls flood eBay!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it

Instead of loo roll"

Ohhhhhh I’ll just use the rag

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it

I didn’t get it either "

glad it wasn’t just me wifey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazon has multipack Andrex on offer - saw it on the deals yesterday. Your welcome

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

ive got a selection of doc leaves in a multiple of sizes if anyones interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rag on a stick is better than your hand, which is how some cultures used to do it "

I've never worked out if the Romans each had there own stick or just shared?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus. "

I love your list of "essentials"

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus. "

Any easter eggs yet ?

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"The only thing I'd stockpile is my medication but my doctor won't let me."

Me either as its a class c! Which reminds me I need to order more thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same in my area OP, bluddy crazy

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Why am I not surprised, total halfwits

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.

Any easter eggs yet ? "

Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.

Any easter eggs yet ?

Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves "

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bugger need to renew my cost co membership and buy some muffins.

Sounds like I will give it a swerve for a week or so.

It will all be back to normal soon when they realise it’s ultimately pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter "

Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter

Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless. "

But will you?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter

Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless. "

Was it the Greggs ones from Iceland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of losers! Am I right or am I wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter

Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless.

Was it the Greggs ones from Iceland? "

Thats the ones.

He nearly cried when they shut over lockdown.

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk

I was on my last 5 squares of bog roll last time people panic bought!

To be fair with the cheap stuff i had to buy when I could get it I think id rather of ran out haha!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've panic not been shopping yet this week...off to Morrisons tomorrow

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids


"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.

A rag on a stick? I don’t get it

I didn’t get it either "

Ah too posh... just leave a newspaper on the side (dual purpose you can have a read if bored) don't use magazines that's like being back at school with IZAL

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self

They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.

Any easter eggs yet ?

Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves "

Lmao your not wrong there

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By *ive Bar Beauty QueenWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

The supermarkets will be rubbing their hands again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might buy an aubergine tomorrow.

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