FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Anonymous Confessions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome one and all to Fab Confessions, where we share our stories of embarrassment and shame onto the forum for the council (everyone else) to deem whether or not you are worthy of forgiveness.

The rules are simple: message someone in the forum your confession and they post in the forum for you. You remain anonymous while the council discusses your fate. If you wish to reveal yourself after a desicion has been made, you may do so, but there is no pressure to

Now, send your stories through your fellow Fabbers, say a prayer and let the confessions begin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please folks, send me some. Secrets are safe with me, but I’m nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got this sent in;

‘We stole some Jaeger bomb shot glasses from a club

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I’m fucking shocked to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's onky 2 in here...I think I know who it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's onky 2 in here...I think I know who it is

It’s neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm a confidante with comforting cuddles. Take a seat just here and whisper me your confessional deeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0o Im so in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm actually Elvis

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Today I accidentally took at extra 10p bag from m&s. Forgive me father, for i have sinned

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Perch over the table and receive your spanking, now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ I literally just had a wank over your pictures thanks xxx’

You’re not welcome.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’m in, come and tell auntie Rhi your confessions, your secrets are safe with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I have taken a pee in a member of the Royal families garden.’

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ooh, this looks fun, I'm in!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So message received

' Blake the snake is watching always watching but you cannot have my penis '

Whatever any of that means

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ooooh, I have just had a juicy one:

Auntie Rhi..

Id like to confess that 2 nights ago i did indeed have a dream where i was being gangbanged by Caffine Dusk, Josh, Bhav, and Honeymonster and woke up so frustrated i had to sort myself out (a few times)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one

Once upon a time there was happiness in all the universe now i see only death and destruction of all things.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Here's one

Once upon a time there was happiness in all the universe now i see only death and destruction of all things.

You been reading the virus forum ? Don’t do it , you wilL literally catch COVID in there

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Here's one

Once upon a time there was happiness in all the universe now i see only death and destruction of all things.

You been reading the virus forum ? Don’t do it , you wilL literally catch COVID in there

I agree, never go in the virus forum, too many tinfoil hats in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then you naughty weirdos. Tell me your sins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in. Let me know your secret confessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just away to send anonymous confessions to someone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!!! Let the games begin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s give it a try

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By *aoExplorerMan
over a year ago

Plumstead Common

Sounds exciting. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confession sent

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Here's one:

Every morning, i wake up, I have to perve a certain someone's profile to help me orgasm. They've broken me.

.....

i wonder who!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time when I was a dirty smoker, I would volunteer to take the office mail to the post box down the road as an excuse to have a cig.

One day after putting the mail in, I realised I had also accidentally dropped my cig in as well and set fire to the contents of the post box

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"i'm actually Elvis "

I kmew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one:

Every morning, i wake up, I have to perve a certain someone's profile to help me orgasm. They've broken me.

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i wonder who!"

o0o0o thats hot though! to be fair i can relate.. ive a few profiles i go to for inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire away I'm good at keeping secrets

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be afraid people

If neighbours annoy me i piss thru or put maggets thru their post box war is hell mother bitches

I'm slightly afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be afraid people

If neighbours annoy me i piss thru or put maggets thru their post box war is hell mother bitches

I'm slightly afraid

sender of that, i think you might have Anger issues..

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I fantasised about several men on here all at one time now if only that would happen in real life heaven for a greedy girl

.........

Meet me at my car in an hour. I'll help you scratch that itch

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Ooooh, I have just had a juicy one:

Auntie Rhi..

Glad you thought it was a dream

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

And another.....

I have sometimes danced around my front room as if i am giving a sexy seductive dance to someone i fancy... just wish id have the balls to do it for real if i ever got the chance to meet them...

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I'll send you a blow up doll with my face on it

balls sold separately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacrifice

Not sure what is meant by this but slightly scared and intrigued by the one word confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have one that just popped into my box:

“I once took turns with my friend sucking her husband's cock, then went out to dinner with a group of pals who were none the wiser! Only spotted a stray bit of cum by my ear a few hours later”

How very naughty of you!!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We're in.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have one that just popped into my box:

“I once took turns with my friend sucking her husband's cock, then went out to dinner with a group of pals who were none the wiser! Only spotted a stray bit of cum by my ear a few hours later”

How very naughty of you!!!

omg that sounds well horny!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sent by a Hot Lady on this thread!

"Here is my confession .... There is one person in this thread who i am currently imagining getting hot and sweaty with.. They are intelligent and intriguing and on my wave length.. Wonder if they'll get in my pants"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So message received

' Blake the snake is watching always watching but you cannot have my penis '

Whatever any of that means

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confession from a stunning lady:

I think Lacey is an absolutely stunning lady, and I hope we get to know each other better when things calm down

... Have to say i agree Lacey is gorgeous

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In the name of the father tell me all your Sins.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once dropped a lady during oral sex and broke her ankle she was on my shoulders her back against the wall facing me as I was eating her out and as she was cumming she was linking me in the back with her stilettos like a cowboy with spurs on a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last meet had such terrible sex noises (dog yelping is the nearest comparison...) I faked an orgasm to help him along and get him out. Must keep a secret pair of ear plugs in my pocket.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows'

Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows'

Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one... which personally offends me

“Ok i confess.

I accidentally peed on my cat's fluffy tail this morning, whilst we were having toilet cuddles...

He looked at me accusingly and i told him it was just water from the shower and he huffed off to lick his tail clean”

May the cat gods forgive you for this sin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had grinded up against Kylie mingoue !

Wish I had too. She's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo a follow up confession!

The shot glass thieves from the top of the thread would like to further confess that they have also stolen shot glasses from bars abroad too as souvenirs

Oh my, i feel violated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had grinded up against Kylie mingoue !

Wish I had too. She's hot

She is hot !!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I got one!

He said.. Here my confession:

There's A woman here who I cannot wait to spend a weekend with in the future. She fascinates me intellectually, with her sultry voice, gorgeous eyes and wild kissing i struggle to contain my inner animal. I'm off for a wank now

No idea who the sexy Lady is but Ooooffftt!

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I once dropped a lady during oral sex and broke her ankle she was on my shoulders her back against the wall facing me as I was eating her out and as she was cumming she was linking me in the back with her stilettos like a cowboy with spurs on a horse

She'll never forget you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last meet had such terrible sex noises (dog yelping is the nearest comparison...) I faked an orgasm to help him along and get him out. Must keep a secret pair of ear plugs in my pocket."

I confess to checking his veri's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another! Come to Auntie K, and I shall help you redeem!

“My now husband and I used to work together in a nightclub whilst we were at college. The one night we were there alone after closing and we had sex on the bar. We only found out the week after that the owners had installed CCTV. To this day we don’t to this day if they ever watched the footage”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofftt fabbers.. An X-rated confession!!

I once got d*unk with a gay friend and followed him to bed. He was naked and I wanted to see how I hard cock felt.

Ended up sucking until he came

Good old happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another sexy fabber with a confession for y’all to judge:

“The battery on my trimmer ran out mid-shave so I used my housemate's to finish the job. My nether regions were smooth and to be fair, I disinfected it after

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Tut tut tut! I hope someone at least checked how smooth you were with their tongue

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 23/09/20 18:28:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooofftt fabbers.. An X-rated confession!!

I once got d*unk with a gay friend and followed him to bed. He was naked and I wanted to see how I hard cock felt.

Ended up sucking until he came

Good old happy ending

fuckkk thats hot!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

And we have another.

A very sexy couple confessed to this..

We left some...erm..bodily fluids on the carpet in a club! It was late, we'd had a drink. They clean the carpets anyway...don't they?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I once dropped a lady during sex and broke her ankle she was on my shoulders her back against the wall facing me as I was eating her out and as she was cumming she was linking me in the back with her stilettos like a cowboy with spurs on a horse’

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I was once fingered so roughly that I let out a little bit of poo.

Turns out it had happened to him previously. And I can't say I'm surprised

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Confession from a stunning lady:

I think Lacey is an absolutely stunning lady, and I hope we get to know each other better when things calm down

... Have to say i agree Lacey is gorgeous "

Aww guys

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have faked a fair few orgasms in my time

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This one is Ooooffftt!

She! Said...

I confess that during sex I have accidentally dislocated my partners jaw and broken one of his ribs

Turns out I don’t know my own strength!!

;-)

Like a lion.

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

We confess

We never suffer from fanny farts (promise!), but the one bloody time we were at Chameleons club it was fart, fart, fart

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I have faked a fair few orgasms in my time "

Nooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This landed in my inbox from a gorgeous couple

''I confess to really getting off on flicking my cigarette ash on my partners tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once fingered so roughly that I let out a little bit of poo.

Turns out it had happened to him previously. And I can't say I'm surprised

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

And another

This sexy cutie. Says..

Id like to confess my sins

I list myself as straight but over the past few weeks since being on the forums some of these gorgeous women are making me doubt my sexuality...

I say when things are safe to do so, you should find someone you can experiment with!

Only ever do what you're Happy to do.

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have faked a fair few orgasms in my time

Nooooooooooooooo

Yes but not for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIRST OFF THIS ONE IS HOT!!

I have a confession I need to get off my chest if you wouldn’t mind posting it.

During lockdown when the office was really quiet and there was only myself and a young guy from sales in we would masturbate under the our desks so the other could see

I NEED A COLD SHOWER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Wife's friend called, she had broken down 15 miles or so away, wife sent me to help, couldn't fix car, so gave her friend a lift home, 5 minutes into the journey she lent over and proceeded to suck me off, didn't stop until I came in her mouth, she cleaned me up and we have never spoken of it since!’

Do I believe this one? Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Wife's friend called, she had broken down 15 miles or so away, wife sent me to help, couldn't fix car, so gave her friend a lift home, 5 minutes into the journey she lent over and proceeded to suck me off, didn't stop until I came in her mouth, she cleaned me up and we have never spoken of it since!’

Do I believe this one? Hmmm"

Fantasy!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"even though I'm a woman, I'm ashamed to confess that i have farted, more than once, and it hasn't smelt pleasant"

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I thought this was a myth

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Some truly shocking confessions on here. What are people like?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Last one for us for a while.

Hi!!

My confession is burning inside me i need to get it out !

In a work zoom call today, we were chit chatting waiting for the stragglers to arrive and chat turned to Covid testing and its reliability... At which point i forgot i wasn't talking on the fab forum and proudly declared that i wasn't sure if the test worked properly as i didn't gag when i took it all the way to the back of my throat!

There was a stunned silence, followed by the HR lady frostily saying, well thank you for that update, perhaps a little too much information?!?

So funny!

Apologies we're out for a while now.

Jo.Xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Another one:

"On Monday night, myself and a fellow fab member had a very interesting time with a can of squirty cream. Did you know it makes for an incredible anal lube? That, and apparently the feeling when it pushed back out all over a guys cock afterwards was pretty awesome!"

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Foodplay at it's best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confession just come in from a naughty man!

I once went to a cathedral on my birthday in another city as they had an open roof evening to watch the sunset. Got chatting to one of the ushers, and turns out it was her birthday too. She forgot about her job as we got to know each other that evening, and then got rid of the other guests at closing time, except me. She gave me a private after afterhours tour , and also of the cathedral. Sins were committed.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooops I found one more

I may have seduced the boiler man last week after showing him my fab account photos

Ooooooft now that is extremely Hot!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CONFESSION :

I went to a particularly hot party with a female friend and ended up staying at her house. I had a massive hard on all night but she wouldn't relieve me, so wanked between her pillows to stick them together. I didn't tell her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CONFESSION from a 'super' hot man

My OH and I were in the Fab cam rooms chatting with a gorgeous lady who had a rule never to play on cam. We were terrible influences and I think we broke her a little judging by her expressions, and the fact that we got to watch her cum her brains out for us

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"My confession is swapping dirty messages with another fabber while I'm at work. Sometimes if I'm alone in an office I look at his filthy pictures too!"

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Ooo so risque! But have you sat on the photocopier yet for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another confession.

#youknowwhoyouare

I'm looking to smudging the Sharpie drag off you

This sounds interesting x x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Some of these are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another confession

I’ve had sex in every Beefeater restaurant in Scotland... it became a challenge for my partner and I after we did all of the ones in central Scotland

Wow - true champ !!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We'll confess ourselves to this one.

We left some stains on a cotton bedsheet in a club on a Friday night, on the Saturday night they were still there. One of the workers told us he lives 40 miles away and sleeps on that bed Friday and Saturday nights

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

""My confession is swapping dirty messages with another fabber while I'm at work. Sometimes if I'm alone in an office I look at his filthy pictures too!"

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Ooo so risque! But have you sat on the photocopier yet for him?

Update:

"no the photocopier is not in a position to do that but maybe I should send him some naughty, under the desk photos."

..........

I'd suggest share it on Fab

or at least in your friends gallery

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A new confession:

“Dear Auntie Rhi,

Sometimes when I am downstairs and need a wee, I go in the kitchen sink to save going upstairs. It’s not as gross as it sounds because I usually take the plates, cutlery and dishcloth our first.

Is this wrong?”

I think he’s a dirty sod, does anyone else do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had this sent to me

'the mythical beefys length is made of lamb kebab so says nora and princess peach'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just had this sent to me

'the mythical beefys length is made of lamb kebab so says nora and princess peach'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ Many years ago at a family Barby I fingered my sister in law in the toilet while everyone was outside made her cum so much I had to kiss her to stifle her moans she was soaking wet after and very flushed to say the least.

I humbly await my fate’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Okay, I'm not sure if this is going to shock you or just piss you off but when I was waaay younger I used to play a game with my best friend's sister called fart on the head, which consisted of me putting my head up her skirt as she farts on my face. It broken me because it's my most desired sexual act yet never been done since

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It neither shocked or pissed me off

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A new one, fresh from my inbox, it’s a bit cryptic but I am naive and innocent.

“ f and b now has fave new cars a

fuck

off

cos

stupid

but he really loves the

shhh tell no body muhahahaaaa”

Thoughts anyone?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A new one, fresh from my inbox, it’s a bit cryptic but I am naive and innocent.

“ f and b now has fave new cars a

fuck

off

cos

stupid

but he really loves the

shhh tell no body muhahahaaaa”

Thoughts anyone?"

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if this is a wind up?!?

"i was there the day nora hed her rat rated and _hillout became king fingerbanger honest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if this is a wind up?!?

"i was there the day nora hed her rat rated and _hillout became king fingerbanger honest"

Ffs. Only just saw this. I know who it is

. And I don’t want his penis!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I don't know if this is a wind up?!?

"i was there the day nora hed her rat rated and _hillout became king fingerbanger honest"

. Famous threads started by someone with an unattainable penis

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m happy to share your secrets

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By *hropsGuy69Man
over a year ago

telford

Exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confession from a very naughty but gorgeous man!

Just come back from holiday , there was a couple in the room below us a female and her gay female friend... one night I’d been out alone and was walking back to the room and they were out on the balcony (ground floor), I walked up and chatted to them , they were only in their late 20’s and both very cute ...

The girl asked me to jump over for a drink so I did and sat in a chair next to her in front of the guy and I had a massive boner which he spotted...

He smiled , I returned with a bj face sign (with my tongue) at which point he told her to go grab some more vodka from the off licence ..

As soon as she left he dropped my shorts and sucked my cock so fast I came almost immediately!!!

She came back and we never mentioned it

Never told my mate of course

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Here's one:

I found out my fuck buddy of over two years was not in fact single but lived with his gf and her kids. She must have had suspicions as during lockdown she contacted me via messanger so I sent her one of our filthiest videos and told her all about his antics on here. Hell has no fury....

........

Woa! Someone has no redemption, undecided as to who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one from a very Hot

of a man! hehe

When I left my wife a few years ago (she treated me horrifically) I left a parting gesture. With my bags all packed and loaded in the car, I went back in, removed her pillow case and flossy my arse with her pillow, i then turned it over and wanked off all over it, the first time my balls had been emptied in months. I spread it all over and then put the pillowcase back on.

The day our divorce was confirmed I sent her the video before blocking her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one:

........

Woa! Someone has no redemption, undecided as to who

Thats a better!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Just received this

"The day i use a tracker app for a bug is they day i cut off my my balls and hand them to boris"

I dare ya

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CONFESSION from a handsome man:

'I once got awarded a trophy and certificate for being tarzan'

o0o0o you wild thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confession from a handsome man:

I want to do this little piggy goes to market on _oodnitegirls tiny toes before i draw a snake upon her back and end it with a dot like that what are friends for

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This just in:

The day I found out my now ex husband was cheating, I did some terrible things!

Pissed in his favourite aftershave, wiped my dogs bum with every slice of bread in the pack, unpicked every other stitch in all of the arse of his trousers, sewed up all the button holes on his shirts, and gave his favourite brand of mayonnaise to his work colleague to "do things in", got given it back slightly fuller than before, shook it up and replaced it in the fridge, just before I cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush!!

And then I fucked his brother!!

Do I feel bad??

Nope!!

Omg!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Another:

I have a group chat where we rate all the ladies on fab out of ten. Most of them are never higher than a 4 or 5.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Confession from mr anonymous

“I once modelled underwear when I was in my late teens and got an erection”

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

In the rugby showers with the lads i used to piss up there backs on the sly then put deep heat in there boxers reguarly

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I recently licked honey off of my best friends stomach as part of truth or dare.

Problem is, although I don’t fancy her, I got so turned on doing it that I needed pounded like a bitch in heat when I got home

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Another:

I have a group chat where we rate all the ladies on fab out of ten. Most of them are never higher than a 4 or 5."

I'm a definite 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another:

I have a group chat where we rate all the ladies on fab out of ten. Most of them are never higher than a 4 or 5.

I'm a definite 2

I'd give you one

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Another:

I have a group chat where we rate all the ladies on fab out of ten. Most of them are never higher than a 4 or 5.

I'm a definite 2

I'd give you one

Dashed my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In! Send them over!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Another:

I was once hit in the head by a flying real life penis it was a very off putting and still freaks me out if someone starts waving a dildo around

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Being the postman of service today

I seem to have a mental block and can only cum if i think of one woman in particular true story nothing else does it im afraid

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ooohhh, this ones back up and running, Auntie Rhi is always available to help you unburden your conscience. I won’t judge much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another:

I have a group chat where we rate all the ladies on fab out of ten. Most of them are never higher than a 4 or 5.

I'm a definite 2

My secret crush, 10/10 from me Lacey, stay gorgeous

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

The first confession of the day:

“ I want to eat Cute n sassys arse angrily 3 times fast ”

A man of impeccable taste

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

It's true but sometimes I even forget to eat the cake and fill my bum crack with it instead.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

. "

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

It's true but sometimes I even forget to eat the cake and fill my bum crack with it instead."

Battyberg

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

It's true but sometimes I even forget to eat the cake and fill my bum crack with it instead.

Battyberg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right. "

Works for me. All aboard the fuck train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

It's true but sometimes I even forget to eat the cake and fill my bum crack with it instead."

Bumkuchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right.

Works for me. All aboard the fuck train

You’re head is getting far too big. Want me to help with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another one has just arrived in my box:

“ This is a secret but lacey red on occasion forgets to eat unless its a cake, without cake fabbers have nothing ”

It's true but sometimes I even forget to eat the cake and fill my bum crack with it instead."

Brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right.

Works for me. All aboard the fuck train

You’re head is getting far too big. Want me to help with that?

It could definitely use some pressure releasing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first confession of the day:

“ I want to eat Cute n sassys arse angrily 3 times fast ”

A man of impeccable taste

Oh my.. i mean,,, why angrily?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a pee in Buckingham Palace. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So apparently I'm in...

"I'll eat Lacey and Goodnitegirl. I'm not greedy, I have impeccable taste."

Can, uh... can I get a bite of that too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right.

Works for me. All aboard the fuck train

You’re head is getting far too big. Want me to help with that?

It could definitely use some pressure releasing..."

I’ll climb on then

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ooooo, I have a confession from a rather sexy lady. She says!

I fancy Lorenzo

I have a suspicion he may already know though

Women want to be with him, men want to be in him. I think I got that quote right. "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So apparently I'm in...

"I'll eat Lacey and Goodnitegirl. I'm not greedy, I have impeccable taste."

Can, uh... can I get a bite of that too?

Ooo I say!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"So apparently I'm in...

"I'll eat Lacey and Goodnitegirl. I'm not greedy, I have impeccable taste."

Can, uh... can I get a bite of that too?

Ooo I say! "

Even I want in on this... and I already am lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We're all ears. Filters off for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sinned so many times

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So apparently I'm in...

"I'll eat Lacey and Goodnitegirl. I'm not greedy, I have impeccable taste."

Can, uh... can I get a bite of that too?

Ooo I say!

Even I want in on this... and I already am lol"

I wouldn't say no to two though

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Another one from my box,

“ I have held the gloriousness of blake the snakes penis in my bare hands and placed it in a vagina a mouth and an arsehole for him what an exiting life i have had i can say i have truelly lived the good life

”

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I used to date this Lady she was an estate agent and any time she was doing a viewing for a house I'd either meet her before or after the viewing and fuck her in every room of the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally only find married men attractive in 'real life'.. i see them as a mission and it feels extra naughty. Normally i get what i want too."

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I dont fancy Lorenzo but his chick on the other half...

Im a strong 7/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had this each to their own darling

I have a fart fetish Yes real ones from women's bottoms

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’m not sure if this actually constitutes a confession unless the sender has actually done this

“That Genuinelips285 bird has nipples like gorillas thumbs blimey could hang a hammer off them

”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if this actually constitutes a confession unless the sender has actually done this

“That Genuinelips285 bird has nipples like gorillas thumbs blimey could hang a hammer off them

”"

Gorilla thumb their not that big lmao and that's what breast feeding does to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I have a replica of my ex’s penis which I say is my favourite dildo for DP but my current partner thinks it’s just a toy from a shop.

I’m not gonna tell him as I miss my ex like crazy and it still means I get to get my favourite cock inside me most days.’

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