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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Sorry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Your mind is one fucked up place Queenie .

That's why we love ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. Sorry "

That’s pretty selfish

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Do I get to charge for my toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip "

As the host, do I need to be on a certain diet for regrowth?

Can I select my hours or is it a 24/7 job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to charge for my toes? "

No. It is a pure selfless act. You don’t do it for money.

You’ll probably win a Nobel peace prize though or something and probably given gifts, money etc from wealthy people who have seen your charitable acts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip

As the host, do I need to be on a certain diet for regrowth?

Can I select my hours or is it a 24/7 job? "

You can select your hours but you must work at least 30 hours a week

And no, no certain diet

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY


"Do I get to charge for my toes? "

Yeah if we can charge for them I'm in!

But I get to choose who gets what toe and if they get any at all I am the emperor of my digits !

Only the worthy are fed hahah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

Yeah if we can charge for them I'm in!

But I get to choose who gets what toe and if they get any at all I am the emperor of my digits !

Only the worthy are fed hahah x"

How do you decide who’s worthy?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes. No question.

"Hunger is not a problem. It is an obscenity. How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip

As the host, do I need to be on a certain diet for regrowth?

Can I select my hours or is it a 24/7 job?

You can select your hours but you must work at least 30 hours a week

And no, no certain diet"

Ooh, right. Sure I want to, but my amazing moral compass doesn't cover living expenses. Instead, I'll donate my body to science once I die so they can replicate it for multiple people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip

As the host, do I need to be on a certain diet for regrowth?

Can I select my hours or is it a 24/7 job?

You can select your hours but you must work at least 30 hours a week

And no, no certain diet

Ooh, right. Sure I want to, but my amazing moral compass doesn't cover living expenses. Instead, I'll donate my body to science once I die so they can replicate it for multiple people "

No one wants to eat a dead man’s toes, Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip "

What are you on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. They would all have broken noses, but at least they wouldn’t be hungry.

I don’t like my feet being touched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip

As the host, do I need to be on a certain diet for regrowth?

Can I select my hours or is it a 24/7 job?

You can select your hours but you must work at least 30 hours a week

And no, no certain diet

Ooh, right. Sure I want to, but my amazing moral compass doesn't cover living expenses. Instead, I'll donate my body to science once I die so they can replicate it for multiple people

No one wants to eat a dead man’s toes, Adam"

Oh no, I meant finding out the growth purposes of my toes and seeing if they can replicate that same growth process with others; I'm not a monster

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

Yeah if we can charge for them I'm in!

But I get to choose who gets what toe and if they get any at all I am the emperor of my digits !

Only the worthy are fed hahah x

How do you decide who’s worthy?"

Some by financial aid, have to fund my lavish lifestlye

And others by moral fibre and selfless acts they have carried out !

Selfish people pay or get nothing

The good people shall receive some toe haha

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Honourable idea but maths says its not feasible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

Yeah if we can charge for them I'm in!

But I get to choose who gets what toe and if they get any at all I am the emperor of my digits !

Only the worthy are fed hahah x

How do you decide who’s worthy?

Some by financial aid, have to fund my lavish lifestlye

And others by moral fibre and selfless acts they have carried out !

Selfish people pay or get nothing

The good people shall receive some toe haha "

"The good people shall receive some toe". I want that printed on a t-shirt

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By *incscarcoupleCouple
over a year ago

GRIMSBY


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

Yeah if we can charge for them I'm in!

But I get to choose who gets what toe and if they get any at all I am the emperor of my digits !

Only the worthy are fed hahah x

How do you decide who’s worthy?

Some by financial aid, have to fund my lavish lifestlye

And others by moral fibre and selfless acts they have carried out !

Selfish people pay or get nothing

The good people shall receive some toe haha

"The good people shall receive some toe". I want that printed on a t-shirt "

I'll get on it! I'll do a full line with quotes from random fab forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

No. It is a pure selfless act. You don’t do it for money.

You’ll probably win a Nobel peace prize though or something and probably given gifts, money etc from wealthy people who have seen your charitable acts "

You get a cash prize as well as a trophy when you win a noble. So win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had magic toes that regrew when people are them, would you let people eat your toes to solve world hunger?

- they need to eat them direct from the foot

- toes regrow within an hour of being eaten

- you feel pain, but not a lot. Like a little nip "

Would they taste like small breaded cheesy mushrooms when you have been running in the same socks for a few days I wonder!?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Your forums are peculiarly great queenie,when I see the headline I can pretty much guess its one of yours!

Oh and yes I would. Maybe eight toes of meat and then the two big toes for the vegetarians

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your forums are peculiarly great queenie,when I see the headline I can pretty much guess its one of yours!

Oh and yes I would. Maybe eight toes of meat and then the two big toes for the vegetarians "

Thank you

I’ve had people send me abuse over my forum posts before. Can you believe that?! They’re amazing posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to charge for my toes?

No. It is a pure selfless act. You don’t do it for money.

You’ll probably win a Nobel peace prize though or something and probably given gifts, money etc from wealthy people who have seen your charitable acts

You get a cash prize as well as a trophy when you win a noble. So win win. "

Exactly my dear

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So - people eating my toes all day long?

Nah - fuck ‘em, let ‘em starve!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your forums are peculiarly great queenie,when I see the headline I can pretty much guess its one of yours!

Oh and yes I would. Maybe eight toes of meat and then the two big toes for the vegetarians

Thank you

I’ve had people send me abuse over my forum posts before. Can you believe that?! They’re amazing posts"

Fuck the haters Queenie , you carry on with your weird random posts , I love them

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I'd like to see a starving man go anywhere near my toes, they would choose to eat grass...so yes is my answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your forums are peculiarly great queenie,when I see the headline I can pretty much guess its one of yours!

Oh and yes I would. Maybe eight toes of meat and then the two big toes for the vegetarians

Thank you

I’ve had people send me abuse over my forum posts before. Can you believe that?! They’re amazing posts

Fuck the haters Queenie , you carry on with your weird random posts , I love them "

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