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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

Amoosing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explains herd immunity theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farm raised salmon are actually grey, pink dye is added so as to comfort the consumer into knowing its salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "drink eight glasses of water a day" advice came from a 1945 recommendation that had no medical basis.

You should just drink when you're thirsty; your body is pretty good at knowing when it's low on water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

Amoosing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'salmon cannon' created by Whooshh Innovations helps the fish, which travel upstream to spawn, make it through tricky patches that would otherwise take days, if they could be passed at all, in a matter of seconds. They are launched over obstacles at up to 22mph.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Bulldogs always duck when you go over their head, it's an inherent reaction from their original use in bull baiting where they would duck low to avoid a kick whilst running alongside a bull. It's also why they do a tumble over onto their shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snails have 14,000 teeth and some can even kill you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six out of Seven dwarves aren't Happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men has already left 200 tons of garbage on the moon,including 70 spaceships, 96 bags with urine and vomit, backpacks and old boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkeys can blush !!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Movie trailers got their name as they were originally shown after the film..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Lithuanian artist Julijonas Urbonas designed a roller-coaster which would kill its passengers with G-force. It is called the Euthanasiacoaster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although associated with different parts in history, Anne Frank and Martin Luther King were born in the same year (1929)

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Ingrid Bergman died on her birthday.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Lenny Henry was born on the same day as Michael Jackson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it takes 384,400 kilometers (238,855 miles) to travel to the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ingrid Bergman died on her birthday."

Sir James Wilson, premier of Tasmania, was born on February 29th 1812 and died on his birthday, February 29th 1880.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

My ex must have had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Six out of Seven dwarves aren't Happy. "

The only true statistic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

T rex is much closer in time to humans than to Stegosaurus.

In other words, Stegosaurus had already been extinct for about 85 million years when T rex was alive, and there's only 65 million years between us and T rex.

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman can’t pee whilst stood on one leg. (Flamingo style).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnt a new word last night.

Blatherskite

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It us impossible to lick your own elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It us impossible to lick your own elbow "

Ok, how many have you just tried this?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"It is impossible to lick your own elbow

Ok, how many have you just tried this?

I was wondering that too!

It's exactly why I posted that fact

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Six out of Seven dwarves aren't Happy. "

That made me giggle more than it should have

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

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By *ocknockerMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

If you could drive straight up at 60 mph you’d be in deep space in 30 minutes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself."

Wow thats nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day in 1848 chewing gum first went on sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blushing is caused by a rush of adrenaline

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Eating celery burns more calories than it contains.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

One person who survived the Titanic sinking, drowned in a puddle. Source Encyclopaedia Titanica

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

Listerine mouth wash was originally developed as a treatment for gonorrhoea

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Listerine mouth wash was originally developed as a treatment for gonorrhoea "

Mr Kellogg invented Cornflakes to stop masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2004, Lisa Sparks broke the world record for the highest number of men slept with in a single day, sleeping with a total of 919 men in 24 hours.

Thats 94 seconds each.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In 2004, Lisa Sparks broke the world record for the highest number of men slept with in a single day, sleeping with a total of 919 men in 24 hours.

Thats 94 seconds each.

I fucked her twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

I like milk on my cereal

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By *EXY_PILOTMan
over a year ago

Manchester, North West, UK

A humble potato has more chromosomes than you do. That’s not an insult – it’s the truth!

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By *EXY_PILOTMan
over a year ago

Manchester, North West, UK

Your nose will never stop growing. However, your eyes are the size they will be until the day you die!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"it takes 384,400 kilometers (238,855 miles) to travel to the moon"

The distance between the earth and the moon is large enough to fit all the other planets of our solar system... although it's not advisable to try.

Cal

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"In 2004, Lisa Sparks broke the world record for the highest number of men slept with in a single day, sleeping with a total of 919 men in 24 hours.

Thats 94 seconds each.

I'm not sure you get much sleep in 94 seconds

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By *tevenMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Hippos have pink milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first male cock ring was made out of goats eyelashes

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"it takes 384,400 kilometers (238,855 miles) to travel to the moon"

The average human body has about 100,000 miles of blood vessels.

So the blood vessels from 2 and a half people would reach the moon

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The first male cock ring was made out of goats eyelashes "

Ancient Egyptian women used crocodile dung as a contraceptive.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

The inventor of Pringles had his ashes buried in a Pringles can (Original flavour btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1800 you could buy a sex guide

Sex clubs were all the rage in the 1700s

First female dildo was made from stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 cubic metre* of air weights a little bit more than a bag of sugar ~1.3kg

The weight of all the air above your head is equivalent to about 1kg on every square centimetre of your body, so we all carry it a lot of weight on our shoulders

* at sea level and depending on the weather

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Wow thats nuts!

Indeed. Especially when you think your stomach contains hydrochloric acid.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"The word "samba" means "to rub navels together.""

Odd name for a baby lion then

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 23/09/20 13:32:30]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Typo

Ducks eat frogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first male cock ring was made out of goats eyelashes

Ancient Egyptian women used crocodile dung as a contraceptive."

Did they smear it on and no one would go near them because of the smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 1800 you could buy a sex guide

Sex clubs were all the rage in the 1700s

First female dildo was made from stone. "

In Ancient Greece, they used to deflower virgins on a statue of Zeus using his erect penis.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The first male cock ring was made out of goats eyelashes

Ancient Egyptian women used crocodile dung as a contraceptive.

Did they smear it on and no one would go near them because of the smell?"

Or use it as a bung?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The first male cock ring was made out of goats eyelashes

Ancient Egyptian women used crocodile dung as a contraceptive.

Did they smear it on and no one would go near them because of the smell?"

Dried dung was inserted into the vagina, the idea being that it would soften as it reached body temperature to form an impenetrable barrier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.....lucky for me , I don't have one

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helmut Simon ...the man who discovered 5,300 year old 'Otzi The iceman' on the Italian /Austrian border...

died on the mountains near the same spot as Otzi was found.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1631 King James Bible ..

Printers missed a word out.. says

" Thou shalt commit adultery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.

A phobia is defined as an irrational fear of something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson were both born in New York, and both are Gemini's !

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.

A phobia is defined as an irrational fear of something."

So surely Coulrophobia isn't a real phobia, as fear of clowns is 'completely' rational.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The king of hearts is the only king in the deck without a moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one number spelt with the same number of letters as itself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

Amoosing

Herd it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds."

Would like to test that

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

Would like to test that

Worth testing many many times to ensure a valid experiment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

Would like to test that

20 seconds is a long time. I’m not sure about that.

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Farmed female shrimp have one or both eyestalks removed to mature the ovaries quicker for faster reproduction!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

Would like to test that

20 seconds is a long time. I’m not sure about that. "

Not very long compared to a pigs orgasm of 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds but the average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

Would like to test that

20 seconds is a long time. I’m not sure about that.

Not very long compared to a pigs orgasm of 30 minutes."

Lucky pig!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The little pocket on jeans is for a pocket watch

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Did you know - People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.

There is a psychological disorder called lycanthropy in which someone believes they are a werewolf.

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Wednesday 27th

"The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

Odd name for a baby lion then

Best response of the thread, made me laugh out loud. I got funny looks...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Bears sh.t in the woods

One legged ducks swim on circles

Ash trays on motorbikes don't work

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in the forest of dean !! If it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The top five garlic producing countries are:

1 China

2 India

3 South Korea

4 Egypt

5 Russia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.....lucky for me , I don't have one

I knew this!! Funnily enough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Bears sh.t in the woods

I wrote a song about that!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

There's a cat flap every 3 miles on the Great Wall of China

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Frenchmen eat croissants and poo baguettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Tumble is also a Tweenie

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"Mr Tumble is also a Tweenie"

Jake

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The elephant penis is so huge that males can rest on it like it’s a leg. When erect weighs 66 pounds and can be more than 3 feet long, and it’s prehensile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 2004, Lisa Sparks broke the world record for the highest number of men slept with in a single day, sleeping with a total of 919 men in 24 hours.

Thats 94 seconds each.

I'm sure it only took her 12 hours... 45 sec each... I did think 94 sounded fairly long!

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Your skeleton is wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babestation started on the 3rd of December 2002.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babestation started on the 3rd of December 2002."

And you have stopped your train there most days since

love you Jimchop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman can’t pee whilst stood on one leg. (Flamingo style). "

How many women have just tried this?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Men has already left 200 tons of garbage on the moon,including 70 spaceships, 96 bags with urine and vomit, backpacks and old boots

moonpigsty.com

NASA should send those astronauts' mothers up there, to clean up that mess.

"He's not a national hero: he's a very lazy boy...I'm so ashamed of him!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

statistically humans have 1.98 legs

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