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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk to the shop, then you've earned that chocolate!

Win/win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

Compromise - get your trainers on and walk there. That easy you'll burn off some of the calories form the chocolate

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Yeah, you can always salvage your conscience by picking up something else you needed while you were there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah i aint walking....sorry lads

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'd totally go. I went to the shop earlier for wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk to the shop, then you've earned that chocolate!

Win/win

Mans right you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah i aint walking....sorry lads

No chocolate then, lazy sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd totally go. I went to the shop earlier for wine

See.....she gets me!!! I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah i aint walking....sorry lads

No chocolate then, lazy sod

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk you lazy git

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I really think you should walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so when i said a 5 minute drive, its nearer 10 and a walk is about 45 minutes each way.

So basically, i drove. I now have chocolate.

But i did mow both lawns when i got home so i feel less guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

Yep, got a nice cuppa and a tunnocks tea cake

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do you need to put trainers on to drive ? Have you no shoes ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

Yep, got a nice cuppa and a tunnocks tea cake

I’d rather have a snowball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

Yep, got a nice cuppa and a tunnocks tea cake

I’d rather have a snowball

I love a snowball tbf*

*disclaimer that belle is on about the snack and not the sexual act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

Yep, got a nice cuppa and a tunnocks tea cake

I’d rather have a snowball

I love a snowball tbf*

*disclaimer that belle is on about the snack and not the sexual act

nope I don’t like to share once it’s on my mouth it’s mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I would say "Sod it" and go in my slippers, but I can get away with going anywhere in slippers cos I'm a vicar.

Hope this helps.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

So OP have you caved in to temptation? Do we need to keep you occupied on here until the shop closes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really think you should walk

Your meant to be on my side

I am if you walk you can get chocolate and a yazoo

I left the yazoo

No way

Yep, got a nice cuppa and a tunnocks tea cake

I’d rather have a snowball

I love a snowball tbf*

*disclaimer that belle is on about the snack and not the sexual act

nope I don’t like to share once it’s on my mouth it’s mine

Well and truly noted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I would say "Sod it" and go in my slippers, but I can get away with going anywhere in slippers cos I'm a vicar.

Hope this helps.

Yes Vic! Love a man who goes in his slippers! Own that shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So OP have you caved in to temptation? Do we need to keep you occupied on here until the shop closes? "

Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

It depends on what sort you went for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

It depends on what sort you went for

Well i have a tunnocks tea cake and a brew or some white chocolate on offer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

It depends on what sort you went for

Well i have a tunnocks tea cake and a brew or some white chocolate on offer

White chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

It depends on what sort you went for

Well i have a tunnocks tea cake and a brew or some white chocolate on offer

White chocolate

Oh like id forget you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh i caved, but you can come share my chocolate if you like

It depends on what sort you went for

Well i have a tunnocks tea cake and a brew or some white chocolate on offer

White chocolate

Oh like id forget you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so when i said a 5 minute drive, its nearer 10 and a walk is about 45 minutes each way.

So basically, i drove. I now have chocolate.

But i did mow both lawns when i got home so i feel less guilty"

45 minutes is nothing. In my day I had to walk to school for an hour. In the snow. Uphill both ways!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so when i said a 5 minute drive, its nearer 10 and a walk is about 45 minutes each way.

So basically, i drove. I now have chocolate.

But i did mow both lawns when i got home so i feel less guilty

45 minutes is nothing. In my day I had to walk to school for an hour. In the snow. Uphill both ways!"

Your day? You havent had your day yet at 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so when i said a 5 minute drive, its nearer 10 and a walk is about 45 minutes each way.

So basically, i drove. I now have chocolate.

But i did mow both lawns when i got home so i feel less guilty

45 minutes is nothing. In my day I had to walk to school for an hour. In the snow. Uphill both ways!

Your day? You havent had your day yet at 24

2020 has aged us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what chocolate did you get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what chocolate did you get?"

White choc and tunnocks tea cakes.... and i make great brews

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again."

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ok so when i said a 5 minute drive, its nearer 10 and a walk is about 45 minutes each way.

So basically, i drove. I now have chocolate.

But i did mow both lawns when i got home so i feel less guilty

45 minutes is nothing. In my day I had to walk to school for an hour. In the snow. Uphill both ways!

Your day? You havent had your day yet at 24

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I can report back another night after we've shagged, and I'll keep my Fitbit on, just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I can report back another night after we've shagged, and I'll keep my Fitbit on, just for you

I feel so special right now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend"

I could maybe work that in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Yeah, you can always salvage your conscience by picking up something else you needed while you were there

That's a no then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, you can always salvage your conscience by picking up something else you needed while you were there

That's a no then."

Tbf i was going strictly for chocolate, sorry i missed your reply! How are you x

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

I could come and watch you both burn off your calories and sit with a timer?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

That’s not devil it’s a caveman telling you store up fat and sugar for winter. Just tell him you won’t starve, you’re not really hungry

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

That’s not devil it’s a caveman telling you store up fat and sugar for winter. Just tell him you won’t starve, you’re not really hungry"

The primal brain demands calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

That’s not devil it’s a caveman telling you store up fat and sugar for winter. Just tell him you won’t starve, you’re not really hungry"

Glad to see im not the only one who believes this evolutionary theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what chocolate did you get?

White choc and tunnocks tea cakes.... and i make great brews "

I approve of your choices!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do i go and get chocolate from the shop. Its a 5 minute drive and i have to put my trainers on. Im trying to get good but the devil on my shoulder is talking to me

That’s not devil it’s a caveman telling you store up fat and sugar for winter. Just tell him you won’t starve, you’re not really hungry"

No it was my brain craving sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

I could come and watch you both burn off your calories and sit with a timer?"

You time and i'll count, sounds a good partnership

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what chocolate did you get?

White choc and tunnocks tea cakes.... and i make great brews

I approve of your choices!! "

Spanks LBC, hope your well x

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

I could come and watch you both burn off your calories and sit with a timer?

You time and i'll count, sounds a good partnership

Deal

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

I could come and watch you both burn off your calories and sit with a timer?"

No pressure then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just eaten crisps and some fibre one bars. I really shouldn't of, but on the plus side I burned off 409 calories tonight so hopefully the damage won't be too bad.

You have to have a little bit of what you fancy every now and again.

In a non sexual way....how did you burn 409 calories? Cos if you worr a smart watch when shagging i dont know whether to be impressed or gob smacked

Haha nope it wasn't shagging. I rowed 4.5k and ran/fast walked for 20 mins on the treadmill.

Im proud but kinda disappointed

I'm well impressed

Think I'll try doing that tomorrow night

Shagging with a fitbit or the exercise? #askingforafriend

I could maybe work that in too

What. A. Woman

Why not a woman

Do you need someone to help count calories! Im good at maths

I could come and watch you both burn off your calories and sit with a timer?

You time and i'll count, sounds a good partnership

Deal

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