FabSwingers.com forum: What are the odds?

By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

What are the odds that if I go for a soak in the bath someone tries to deliver a parcel?

I’m waiting on 4. No timeslots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sods law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well since it should all be contactless delivery and people arent required to sign for things.. just go for the bath and if delivery is attempted the item will be on the doorstep when you get out :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3:1 but I'm not placing a bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the odds you will open the door without wrapping up

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"well since it should all be contactless delivery and people arent required to sign for things.. just go for the bath and if delivery is attempted the item will be on the doorstep when you get out :D "

Problem is my current abode has a very short front garden.

They wouldn’t be on the doorstep when I got out!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"What are the odds that if I go for a soak in the bath someone tries to deliver a parcel?

I’m waiting on 4. No timeslots. "

Get in the bath, leave the door open and I'LL deliver a parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have your bath tomorrow

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"What are the odds that if I go for a soak in the bath someone tries to deliver a parcel?

I’m waiting on 4. No timeslots.

Get in the bath, leave the door open and I'LL deliver a parcel

Oof!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It's a sure fire way to ensure that the delivery either arrives therefore spoiling your bath or it doesn't arrive but you can relax in the bath because you're on tenterhooks.

If we're waiting for a delivery we summon it up by one of us going in the shower and the other going on the loo. Delivery comapnies have ways of knowing these things about you...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sucker bet.

Better than me. I sit here keys in pocket, windows open, music off, 100% absolutely in and ready to receive delivery.

Text: sorry you weren't in

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Can't relax *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12:1

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Sucker bet.

Better than me. I sit here keys in pocket, windows open, music off, 100% absolutely in and ready to receive delivery.

Text: sorry you weren't in

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

1/3.

If it’s Hermes, don’t worry have a long soak

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"1/3.

If it’s Hermes, don’t worry have a long soak

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What are the odds that if I go for a soak in the bath someone tries to deliver a parcel?

I’m waiting on 4. No timeslots. "

Ok so

Assuming

Last del time is six

And a bath is half hour

You wrote at 10 thus 8 hrs potential delivery time

8 hrs half hour bath

4 parcels

I'd say the odds are 4 to one at the beginning of the bath

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

You just KNOW they’ll call as soon as in the bath.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I just answer the door in a towel #noshame

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