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Unfit parents (tongue in cheek)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Talking about parents and their children, what horrid things did you do or say to your children.

Think the worst for me cause i said it innocently. My son swallowed one of his teeth when he was about six so i said to him, becareful when you go to the toilet cause it will jump out and bite you on the bum. He refused to go for a poo and ended up constipated for a week and i had to take him to the doctors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking about parents and their children, what horrid things did you do or say to your children.

Think the worst for me cause i said it innocently. My son swallowed one of his teeth when he was about six so i said to him, becareful when you go to the toilet cause it will jump out and bite you on the bum. He refused to go for a poo and ended up constipated for a week and i had to take him to the doctors "

i once told my daugher that candy floss was made fromm clouds and they collected it in planes with big doors in the front that opened up and scooped it all up..

she actually believed me for about 2 years and fell out with her best friend arguing about it... she was about 7 though and we laugh about it now..

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My mum said that if i kept picking my nose my head would cave in when i was 17.

Boy, was i relieved to pull out a big bogey during my Chemistry A level exam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told the children in my class that during a really bad storm at sea, whilst on a cruise, lots of people were sick and all the stewards collected the sick bags and threw them overboard for the fish to eat. No names go in for fish fingers on the school meals register in my class anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my kids they were adopted and offered them the bus money to go find their real parents.

Bad bad parent I know but they had been little shits that day.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I told my kids they were adopted and offered them the bus money to go find their real parents.

Bad bad parent I know but they had been little shits that day. "

callum had a fixation about being adopted so i said to him dont be silly you choose the kids you want to adopt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told my kids they were adopted and offered them the bus money to go find their real parents.

Bad bad parent I know but they had been little shits that day.

callum had a fixation about being adopted so i said to him dont be silly you choose the kids you want to adopt"

Fortunately my kids never believed they were adopted, but they did warn the youngest when he was about five ..... "at some point mum will say you are adopted, don't believe her, and if she says she switches her ears off at night and can't hear you ... she is fibbing again"

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my youngest used to say"please tell me im adopted and my real parents are coming back",only when she was in trouble through

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My brother and I used to joke that our parents weren't really real because:-

1. We never had Action Man Toys when we were young!

2. Unlike the soap powder adverts, Mum didn't look adoringly at us when we arrived from outside covered in grime, mud, and such-like! It was usually the opposite reaction!

3. Our Mum didn't use Fairy Liquid and talk to us in a gooey fashion!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My brother and I used to joke that our parents weren't really real because:-

1. We never had Action Man Toys when we were young!

2. Unlike the soap powder adverts, Mum didn't look adoringly at us when we arrived from outside covered in grime, mud, and such-like! It was usually the opposite reaction!

3. Our Mum didn't use Fairy Liquid and talk to us in a gooey fashion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also put my kids out the car on a motorway lay-by and told their dad to drive off. We drove off down the lay-by for a few yards then let them back in the car.

The stopped fighting in the back and were well behaved all the way to the South of France.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Had the health visitor round one day callum must of been about six. He was upstairs playing while we where having a chat, it was winter. Next thing he came into the living room in just his pants and asked if he could have a dry piece of bread. He had never had a dry piece of bread in his life.

I have a really posh friend and she had her second child when her first was about four. She was at the supermarket checkout and the eldest started to be naughty so she told her off, she ran to the front of the queue curled up in a ball and shouted dont beat me mummy

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't think i was adopted but i had an awful lot of Uncles.

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