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Cheese on toast etiquette

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When making cheese on toast, do you overlap the cheese slightly, you know, like when you lay turf on a lawn, so you don’t get any gaps ?!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I like a few lil gaps for the Worcestershire sauce to seep into

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a few lil gaps for the Worcestershire sauce to seep into "

I can see You are a connoisseur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about toppings, I tend to have sliced tomatoes, depends on mood really

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Got to add mustard too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably go with Warburtons

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Toasted both sides. Cheese edge to edge, as much as I can cram on. Sit the finished cheese on toast on a piece of kitchen roll on the plate, to help prevent the condensation making the toast soggy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ? "

Do you tip your toaster on its side so you can toast the underside and melt the cheese at the same time?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nope. I just pile on heaps and heaps of grated cheddar. Haven't had cheese on toast for years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ?

Do you tip your toaster on its side so you can toast the underside and melt the cheese at the same time?"

Grill on the cooker, I’m not playing games!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toasted both sides. Cheese edge to edge, as much as I can cram on. Sit the finished cheese on toast on a piece of kitchen roll on the plate, to help prevent the condensation making the toast soggy "

Good attention to detail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. I just pile on heaps and heaps of grated cheddar. Haven't had cheese on toast for years."

Grated cheese, maverick approach.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Just don't put any bloody butter on the bread before cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the cheese has melted, I like to spread it with a knife so I get an even coating across the while slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually slice my cheese from the top. It satisfies me to see one big sheet of cheese on top of the bread.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Toast one side, chuck the cheese anywhere on the other side, smear it about with a knife when it's starting to melt, then dollop some piccalilli on and the job's a good un

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Toasted both sides. Cheese edge to edge, as much as I can cram on. Sit the finished cheese on toast on a piece of kitchen roll on the plate, to help prevent the condensation making the toast soggy

Good attention to detail "

And sliced vine grown tomatoes

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Toast one side, butter and thick slices of cheese, when done, brown sauce. Mmmmmm

Jo x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Absolutely - I lay my cheese with the skill and precision of a roof tiler

(I eat it with the gracelessness of a hippopotamus however)

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I prefer a cheese toasty

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Toast bread, grated cheese, lea & perrins, grill the fuck out of it. Add red onion if feeling fancy.

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

Toast one side

No butter

Grated cheese with Worcestershire sauce liberally splashed

Back under grill

Done

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Grated cheese..toasted one side only....marmite...and special occasions....beans on top

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

My ex used to put the bread in the toaster. Then add cheese and chuck it under the grill to melt.

NOOOOOOOO!

Put the bread under the grill to toast beautifully on one side whilst you slice or grate cheese as is your want !

Once beautifully golden remove and flip over add your choice of cheese and any adornments.

The steam from the now face down toasted side adds to the melting of the cheese and stops is getting burnt on the cheese side.

And yes....I take my cheese on toast seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put onion and brown sauce in the gaps, sorted and move on.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ? "

I toast the bread in toaster... Then lay either raw/pickled onions thinly sliced or chutney/pickle.. or tomato puree onto one toasted side. Ontop of that I lay slices of cheese edge to edge and right to the edge of the toast.

Damm

Hungry now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cover it- there should be no bread poking through

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"When making cheese on toast, do you overlap the cheese slightly, you know, like when you lay turf on a lawn, so you don’t get any gaps ?!"

I always use grated cheese and then add an egg for a cheesy egg toastie

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ?

I toast the bread in toaster... Then lay either raw/pickled onions thinly sliced or chutney/pickle.. or tomato puree onto one toasted side. Ontop of that I lay slices of cheese edge to edge and right to the edge of the toast.

Damm

Hungry now.. "

That's just crazy talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When making cheese on toast, do you overlap the cheese slightly, you know, like when you lay turf on a lawn, so you don’t get any gaps ?!

I always use grated cheese and then add an egg for a cheesy egg toastie"

Do you do midnight deliveries I could do with that now but the grill part of my oven isn’t working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I feel like I do it Jamie style.. with some cheese grated straight into pan.. deliciously bubbling away an sticking to your griddled toast. Forming a nice crispy layer on the outside and melting goodness inside.

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Toast one side

Turn over cheese on top

Sprinkle a bit of chilli flakes n pepper let it grill take it out bit of brown sauce on mmm pull to bits .

Melt in the mouth

Mmmm cud just eat some now

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

I cover it completely. No gaps. I butter before too and a sprinkle of salt and pepper.

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare

Laid precisely, maybe a touch of onion.

And if you are a lover of it.... When the cheese is still hot, spread Marmite on it and you get lovely gloopy Marmitey cheese

No judging on here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laid precisely, maybe a touch of onion.

And if you are a lover of it.... When the cheese is still hot, spread Marmite on it and you get lovely gloopy Marmitey cheese

No judging on here now "

I’m going to try this shortly

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

When the cheese melts it fills the gaps

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare


"Laid precisely, maybe a touch of onion.

And if you are a lover of it.... When the cheese is still hot, spread Marmite on it and you get lovely gloopy Marmitey cheese

No judging on here now

I’m going to try this shortly "

Someone with marmite in their profile!! You really can find everything you want on here lol.

The marmite tastes a little stronger when it's heated I think, tis lovely... Let me know what you think!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving and need cheese on toast in my life immediately

I dont have any cheese though

Thick slices of cheese, definitely overlapped , toast the bread first , bung under the grill sliced tomatoes and salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont use slices, instead I cut off a block and I'll spread the cuts out over the toast but not overlap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grated mixed with a little Worcestershire sauce and mayonnaise.

Or even mayo and onion.

Or just on its own.

If I’m using slices then there’s no need to overlap as i make sure the slices are even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont use slices, instead I cut off a block and I'll spread the cuts out over the toast but not overlap "

Always off a block never plastic wrapped slices

Is that even cheese

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

You need to get into the grating game, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to get into the grating game, mate."

Grating is far superior though.

Melts better, you can mix cheeses better. Everything about it’s better.

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare


"I dont use slices, instead I cut off a block and I'll spread the cuts out over the toast but not overlap

Always off a block never plastic wrapped slices

Is that even cheese "

Exactly, I assumed this. Sliced cheese is for kids lunches, adults don't use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Croque monsieur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont use slices, instead I cut off a block and I'll spread the cuts out over the toast but not overlap

Always off a block never plastic wrapped slices

Is that even cheese "

My thoughts exactly

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Sliced raw onion under the neatly lined up sluced cheese. Then HP brown sauce on top.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Sliced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They did a program looking at the science of this particular item.

Grating cheese is indeed the preferred method. Also depends what cheese you use.

But they also say it's best to use the middle shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With out a doubt - grated cheese with finely chopped onion, and chilli flakes

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ? "

Yep...otherwise it doesn’t always stick to the bread

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"With out a doubt - grated cheese with finely chopped onion, and chilli flakes "

That sounds pretty tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overlap the cheese, make sure it goes right up to the edges. Chuck it under the grill for a bit until things get bubbly, a smattering of Worcestershire sauce, and then back under to brown everything up... *drools all over himself*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of heathen leaves gaps?

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"What kind of heathen leaves gaps? "

Good point. To the naughty step!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I toast my bread then slice cheese on top followed by spring onions,I don't like melted cheese

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Also the side you put the cheese on do you toast that slightly, just so the cheese sits on right ?

I toast the bread in toaster... Then lay either raw/pickled onions thinly sliced or chutney/pickle.. or tomato puree onto one toasted side. Ontop of that I lay slices of cheese edge to edge and right to the edge of the toast.

Damm

Hungry now..

That's just crazy talk

"

The bread gets toasted first in toaster... Then I take the whole party over to the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oregano

And yes, par-toast the toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a few lil gaps for the Worcestershire sauce to seep into "

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightly toast the bread, little bit of marmite and sliced cheese all pressed up against eachother. Not overlapped, but no gaps either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on

No one has mentioned mushrooms yet.

Toast the bread

Fry mushrooms with garlic, then add sour cream, parsely and salt..

Put on the toast and grate block cheese over it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The correct cheese of choice is oh so important and being overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grate my cheese and add a few thinly sliced tomatoes and garlic mushrooms.

Yum yum.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Am I the only one who feels that people are over complicating cheese on toast?

Lightly toasted sourdough, grated mature cheddar melted until golden brown, a couple of drops of Worcester sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown the toast under the grill.

Add grated cheese, back under grill to melt.

A few liberal dashes of vinegar when plated.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Am I the only one who feels that people are over complicating cheese on toast?

Lightly toasted sourdough, grated mature cheddar melted until golden brown, a couple of drops of Worcester sauce. "

You're not exactly talking about basic cheese on toast are you tho

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Am I the only one who feels that people are over complicating cheese on toast?

Lightly toasted sourdough, grated mature cheddar melted until golden brown, a couple of drops of Worcester sauce.

You're not exactly talking about basic cheese on toast are you tho "

That’s as basic as it gets

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Got to add mustard too "

and double

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Instant pizza - ketchup on the toasted bread, spread, sprinkle oregano and add grated cheese. Grill, et voila!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Toast one side of the bread.

Spread Lurpak on the other side, apply cheese and toast again.

Perfection, well once you have added the HP of course.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Toast one side of the bread.

Spread Lurpak on the other side, apply cheese and toast again.

Perfection, well once you have added the HP of course."

Other butters and sauces are available....but are shit of course

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Toast one side of the bread.

Spread Lurpak on the other side, apply cheese and toast again.

Perfection, well once you have added the HP of course."

HP? You really are perverts

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Toast one side of the bread.

Spread Lurpak on the other side, apply cheese and toast again.

Perfection, well once you have added the HP of course.

HP? You really are perverts "

Guilty as charged your honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes overlap not always

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