FabSwingers.com forum: Whistling vagina

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gals, and those with vaginas, how long did it take you to teach your vagina to whistle?

And what tunes can it whistle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well then

Fuck me I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess "

What tune can you play op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just dribbles mainly, but occasionally when it's been too long, it calls to me or even sings to me from a distance....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice "

Have you ever tried London's burning with a second vag.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice "

I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

Have you ever tried London's burning with a second vag.....?"

No as I feel it is disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now

I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Only if the wind is blowing in the right direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now

I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina"

Sorry!

I will

tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now

I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina

Sorry!

I will

tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered

Only whispers?! Mate, my pussy gurgles cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if the wind is blowing in the right direction "

What happens if it blows in the left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well then

Fuck me I guess

What tune can you play op?

Why thank you for asking

I have just mastered three blind mice

I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now

I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina

Sorry!

I will

tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered

Only whispers?! Mate, my pussy gurgles cum"

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Only if the wind is blowing in the right direction

What happens if it blows in the left?"

Sounds like an air raid siren!

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can you whistle the masons apron out of your vagina?

https://youtu.be/cnZBwflsITI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you whistle the masons apron out of your vagina?

https://youtu.be/cnZBwflsITI"

No but I’ll start learning

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle! "

Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine sounds more like a didgeridoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine sounds more like a didgeridoo. "

Stunning

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!

Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them "

Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!

Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them

Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too? "

If my legs are open, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling dixie.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!

Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them

Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too?

If my legs are open, yes"

Ah! So that’s why it’s polite for a lady to keep her legs together when entering a tunnel, makes sense now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!

Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them

Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too?

If my legs are open, yes

Ah! So that’s why it’s polite for a lady to keep her legs together when entering a tunnel, makes sense now! "

Everyday is a school day Vine x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I can’t whistle a tune but it sounds like a vuvuzela when dive off the top board.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle a tune but it sounds like a vuvuzela when dive off the top board. "

Oh that’s interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this anything like that Cock Fart method we all got introduced to? I'm still trying to master this method

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this anything like that Cock Fart method we all got introduced to? I'm still trying to master this method

No, I’m classy. My vagina whistles Mozart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closest Ive achieved was a small mouse like squeak.

Not the full on fart I was promised.

And definitely no Mozart.

I'd much prefer the Family Ness theme though

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"The closest Ive achieved was a small mouse like squeak.

Not the full on fart I was promised.

And definitely no Mozart.

I'd much prefer the Family Ness theme though

Ah! The magic Thistle Whistles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only just mastering fanny farts atm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m only just mastering fanny farts atm.

You’ll get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a woman fanny fart "rule brittania"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a woman fanny fart "rule brittania""

I’m jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a woman fanny fart "rule brittania"

I’m jealous "

I can teach you if you want

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Gals, and those with vaginas, how long did it take you to teach your vagina to whistle?

And what tunes can it whistle?"
haha fucking hell,what can you play on you're vagina?

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

I farted hot cross buns once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I farted hot cross buns once."

Did you mean to?

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