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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want a double chocolate magnum.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

Have you tried the double rasberry ones ?? Mmm

I want a pornstar martini !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Have you tried the double rasberry ones ?? Mmm

I want a pornstar martini ! "

No iv seen them advertised but not in the shops, they look bloody lovely though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to cause a female human being intense pleasure for an extended period of time followed by a bowl of Alpen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to cause a female human being intense pleasure for an extended period of time followed by a bowl of Alpen. "

Enjoy your Alpen.

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

Got a box of them! Shall I send them over?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Got a box of them! Shall I send them over?!! "

Ohh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of cuddles. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a fully dressed heavy petting session on the sofa like a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of cuddles. Xx"

I will cuddle you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles, spoons and bed

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

To be Satuday evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a fully dressed heavy petting session on the sofa like a teenager "

Ohh how juvenile.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I mean Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a fully dressed heavy petting session on the sofa like a teenager

Ohh how juvenile. "

Yes

You know the type where your parents could walk through the door at any time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddles, spoons and bed "

You could spoon in bed, two birds one stone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be Satuday evening "

Nearly there.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It to be Saturday tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddles, spoons and bed

You could spoon in bed, two birds one stone. "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a fully dressed heavy petting session on the sofa like a teenager

Ohh how juvenile.

Yes

You know the type where your parents could walk through the door at any time "

Yes i do those where the days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of cuddles. Xx

I will cuddle you. X"

I’ll take your cuddles all day Lorna!! Xx

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A large glass of wine and no more local lockdown, I fear we are next

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It to be Saturday tomorrow..."

Its Tuesday tomorrow so similar to a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a fully dressed heavy petting session on the sofa like a teenager "

I'd love that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of cuddles. Xx

I will cuddle you. X

I’ll take your cuddles all day Lorna!! Xx"

Then they are all yours. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large glass of wine and no more local lockdown, I fear we are next

Jo x "

Oh im sorry lovely. X

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"It to be Saturday tomorrow...

Its Tuesday tomorrow so similar to a Saturday. "

It ends in "day" and has a t in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate "

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A large glass of wine and no more local lockdown, I fear we are next

Jo x

Oh im sorry lovely. X"

Thanks, just glad I saw my mum and dad yesterday.

But running a business is also getting hard again

X

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

Iv just opened a double Carmel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It to be Saturday tomorrow...

Its Tuesday tomorrow so similar to a Saturday.

It ends in "day" and has a t in it "

See almost exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s "

Fuck I'm on my way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate "

Probably best as you Don't have socially distance from a beer and chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s "

Nicely done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large glass of wine and no more local lockdown, I fear we are next

Jo x

Oh im sorry lovely. X

Thanks, just glad I saw my mum and dad yesterday.

But running a business is also getting hard again

X"

I understand, I hope you get to see them very soon. X

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate "

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

I’d like sleep - a back that doesn’t hurt - and more hours in the day please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To win the lottery & buy a house in Bristol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Iv just opened a double Carmel "

Phwoooooooaaaaarrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together "

Can i come too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s

Fuck I'm on my way!! "

Best be quick the chocolate won’t last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked oily massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s

Nicely done. "

Sometimes I surprise myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together "

Taxi !!

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Some lemon cheese cake with pouring cream.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A back rub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

I’d like sleep - a back that doesn’t hurt - and more hours in the day please xx"

I could give you a back rub.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Can i come too please "

Ooo jacuzzi time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To win the lottery & buy a house in Bristol! "

Dreaming big there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

I’ve got some coors light and Cadbury’s

Fuck I'm on my way!!

Best be quick the chocolate won’t last long "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A naked oily massage "

What kind of oil?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I want someone to spend quality time with..... someone to come home to...someone to cook for....someone to hold and kiss...someone who wants me for me and to be perfect....well at least perfect for each other

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

I’d like sleep - a back that doesn’t hurt - and more hours in the day please xx

I could give you a back rub.x"

Yes please my lovely!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

A slice of gooey warm chocolate cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream and for it to have no calories!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A naked oily massage

What kind of oil?"

Jasmine, I love the smell, or coconut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some lemon cheese cake with pouring cream. "

I have lemon cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

Hi op

I fancy the old style butterscotch whip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A back rub"

Are you poorly

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Milk. Wife's gone left me for a week in a caravan park and somehow there's no bastard milk in the fridge! I'm going to have to put pants on and walk up to Spar! The humanity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want someone to spend quality time with..... someone to come home to...someone to cook for....someone to hold and kiss...someone who wants me for me and to be perfect....well at least perfect for each other

"

And I'm sure they are out there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A back rub

Are you poorly "

No, just sore back plus sort of comforting attention sort of thing. I miss touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some lemon cheese cake with pouring cream.

I have lemon cheesecake "

Mmmm lemon Cheesecake

And what I would love right now is a cuddle with a lovely BBW female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna dress it up....I would like a a long , slow blow job from a certain well mannered, classy lady I know .....

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

Lynn


"I want a double chocolate magnum. "

I didnt.

Till i read that...

Bring some round, ill pay.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to recreate this filthy gif I found.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

I’d like sleep - a back that doesn’t hurt - and more hours in the day please xx

I could give you a back rub.x

Yes please my lovely! "

Anytime. X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I want a cuddle puddle when it's safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A slice of gooey warm chocolate cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream and for it to have no calories! "

Now that would be great

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"It to be Saturday tomorrow...

Its Tuesday tomorrow so similar to a Saturday. "

Still Monday today tomorrow Tuesday not idea what the day will bring but Saturday will be very diferent from Today and every single day of the week i can assure you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Hi op

I fancy the old style butterscotch whip. "

Ohhh i love that. We had some last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon, orgasm, sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pussy pics mmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those hugs where the world just fades away for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Milk. Wife's gone left me for a week in a caravan park and somehow there's no bastard milk in the fridge! I'm going to have to put pants on and walk up to Spar! The humanity!"

Ohh how could she!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to recreate this filthy gif I found. "

Share the gif already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a cuddle puddle when it's safe."

A what??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A back rub

Are you poorly

No, just sore back plus sort of comforting attention sort of thing. I miss touch."

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Got a box of them! Shall I send them over?!!

Ohh yes please.

"

They may be all soft and floppy by the time they get to you!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Can i come too please "

Of course you can

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Taxi !! "

weirdo

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I want a cuddle puddle when it's safe.

A what?? "

Everyone cuddling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to recreate this filthy gif I found.

Share the gif already "

My thoughts exactly !

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"It to be Saturday tomorrow...

Its Tuesday tomorrow so similar to a Saturday.

It ends in "day" and has a t in it "

And in the evening will be added a F and a M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a cuddle puddle when it's safe.

A what??

Everyone cuddling."

Ahh okay can I put myself forward... when safe to do so please?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I want someone to spend quality time with..... someone to come home to...someone to cook for....someone to hold and kiss...someone who wants me for me and to be perfect....well at least perfect for each other

And I'm sure they are out there. "

I'm sure they are Lorna.......

Somewhere!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not gonna dress it up....I would like a a long , slow blow job from a certain well mannered, classy lady I know ..... "

Hope it happens for you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

I didnt.

Till i read that...

Bring some round, ill pay. "

OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to make me nachos and give me a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to recreate this filthy gif I found. "

Sounds interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocoon. Made of duvet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a cuddle puddle when it's safe."

A what now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoon, orgasm, sleep "

Sounds like the perfect evening

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By *aughty40247Man
over a year ago

peckham

I wound love some naughty but nice lady that I could have some naughty fun nsa x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want to recreate this filthy gif I found.

Share the gif already

My thoughts exactly ! "

Damn it some of them gifs really turn me on what is it

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I want a double chocolate magnum.

Have you tried the double rasberry ones ?? Mmm

I want a pornstar martini !

No iv seen them advertised but not in the shops, they look bloody lovely though. "

Sorry for delay I was getting out of tub

They're absolutely gorgeous !!!!

( A bit like you really

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By *aughty40247Man
over a year ago

peckham

I wound love some naughty but nice lady that I could have some naughty fun nsa x

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Someone to make me nachos and give me a massage "

Nachos is my favourite can i join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to make me nachos and give me a massage "

With salsa and guacamole?

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I want to cause a female human being intense pleasure for an extended period of time followed by a bowl of Alpen. "

Ohhh I miss Alpen!

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By *aughty40247Man
over a year ago

peckham


"Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am."

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Cocoon. Made of duvet. "

You need a weighted blanket.. they're a perfect cocoon...

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By *aughty40247Man
over a year ago

peckham

Wow how great mind think alike ??

100% I feel the same??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cocoon. Made of duvet.

You need a weighted blanket.. they're a perfect cocoon...

"

I have one of those and couldn't be without it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together "

Room For me?

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By *aughty40247Man
over a year ago

peckham

Wow how great mind think alike ??

100% I feel the same??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me? "

Bennnnnyyyyyy

Come and spoon me, i miss you

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By *amantha1967Woman
over a year ago

Redditch

I want a man to hold my face and kiss me with as much tenderness as they hold their little men in videos on here!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Two women to oil each other up and wrestle naked for my amusement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am."

How about 6.01

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are lots of potential matches on this thread.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"I want a man to hold my face and kiss me with as much tenderness as they hold their little men in videos on here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocoon. Made of duvet.

You need a weighted blanket.. they're a perfect cocoon...

"

Oh yes Lorna told me about these. But I'm naturally hot so probably would kick it off!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are lots of potential matches on this thread.

"

You didnt say it was matchmaking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to take on all the work I’m behind on, all the family admin and chore stuff and just leave me with nothing to think or worry about. Then I’ll sleep/cuddle for a week. Maybe a little spa day to rejuvenate

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me? "

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are lots of potential matches on this thread.

You didnt say it was matchmaking thread "

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

A large mixed kebab...with onions

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!"

Il take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!"

I have a lap spare for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

Il take one for the team "

Your a trooper.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"A slice of gooey warm chocolate cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream and for it to have no calories!

Now that would be great "

I've just made banana bread if that's of any use?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

Il take one for the team "

Go you! Nice to have a reliable team member;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

I have a lap spare for you "

Oh get in

Sorry Benny I'm off.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A proper manly hug and someone to make me believe it’s all going to be ok x

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Cocoon. Made of duvet.

You need a weighted blanket.. they're a perfect cocoon...

I have one of those and couldn't be without it now. "

Me too...

Cures the restless legs... And it's like a firm hug... Without the poking in your back in the morning

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her. "

I could do that.. until I snore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A proper manly hug and someone to make me believe it’s all going to be ok x"

I love you

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull


"A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her.

I could do that.. until I snore "

As long as you don't drool lol

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Cocoon. Made of duvet.

You need a weighted blanket.. they're a perfect cocoon...

Oh yes Lorna told me about these. But I'm naturally hot so probably would kick it off! "

I love being warm.. so winter it's great. But while it's been roasting out I've had a plain flat sheet over me then the blanket and that's it.. no duvet.. and it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I want someone to take on all the work I’m behind on, all the family admin and chore stuff and just leave me with nothing to think or worry about. Then I’ll sleep/cuddle for a week. Maybe a little spa day to rejuvenate

J x"

I can help with that !

I love.helping people sort stuff.. just rubbish at my own

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

Il take one for the team

Go you! Nice to have a reliable team member;-) x"

It’s Benny hello plus he’s trying to make me feel better

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her.

I could do that.. until I snore

As long as you don't drool lol"

No drooling.. just quality snoring.. but you have my permissions to poke me if I need it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ice lolly would be awesome right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to make me nachos and give me a massage

With salsa and guacamole?

"

And sour cream and jalapeños too please and thank you. Makes up for no Galaxy

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"A proper manly hug and someone to make me believe it’s all going to be ok x

I love you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want someone to take on all the work I’m behind on, all the family admin and chore stuff and just leave me with nothing to think or worry about. Then I’ll sleep/cuddle for a week. Maybe a little spa day to rejuvenate

J x

I can help with that !

I love.helping people sort stuff.. just rubbish at my own "

Ha! I’ll get you a list. It’s that kind of stuff where the mental load of it is probably much worse than actually doing it. Just far too good at procrastinating and whinging about how much there is to do rather than actually doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her.

I could do that.. until I snore

As long as you don't drool lol

No drooling.. just quality snoring.. but you have my permissions to poke me if I need it ! "

I don't drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A proper manly hug and someone to make me believe it’s all going to be ok x"

It is going to be OK!

Patience.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have we started a desires-based trend?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we started a desires-based trend?! "

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull


"A beautiful sexy lady to slowly fall asleep with her head on my shoulder & my arm around her.

I could do that.. until I snore

As long as you don't drool lol

No drooling.. just quality snoring.. but you have my permissions to poke me if I need it ! "

Not sure of your definition of poke me...but you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegged or spitroasted by a dom couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A volunteer to sit on a Vanilla Cake with Vanilla Buttercream topping then sit on my face

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A proper good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles sound perfectly good to me, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of those hugs where the world just fades away for a bit. "

Someone to actually offer me one rather than just go unnoticed

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"A proper manly hug and someone to make me believe it’s all going to be ok x"

I suppose I could give you a manly hug and cook you tea in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddles "

I have some space in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Bennnnnyyyyyy

Come and spoon me, i miss you "

Hey you let's get spooning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Always "

I new that, I wouldn't give you a say in it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!"
haha good idea. thanks, nice to be back lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Crispy shredded chilli beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crispy shredded chilli beef. "

Mmm I’ve not had this for a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

Il take one for the team

Go you! Nice to have a reliable team member;-) x

It’s Benny hello plus he’s trying to make me feel better "
is it working?

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"Crispy shredded chilli beef. "

Now your talking

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I want spontaneous sex with a really hot guy who thinks I'm desirable

Ill settle for a beer and some chocolate

How about some hot sausage rolls and a bath together

Room For me?

Maybe one of us has to sit on your lap

Good to see you around Benny!

Il take one for the team

Go you! Nice to have a reliable team member;-) x

It’s Benny hello plus he’s trying to make me feel better is it working? "

You always make me feel better I can wait on the hot drink you offered me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oooooooo Benny's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night full of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddles

I have some space in bed "

Yes please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am.

How about 6.01 "

Hahaaa ok I should have been more specific, not be at work at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am.

How about 6.01

Hahaaa ok I should have been more specific, not be at work at all "

I wouldn't want to be 25 years younger, i was clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new mint kitkat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with post-sex cuddles right now; gotta love grinning like idiots at how much fun the both of you just had in each others arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me 25 years younger but with the same outlook on life and knowledge that I have now

Failing that, to not be at work till 6am.

How about 6.01

Hahaaa ok I should have been more specific, not be at work at all

I wouldn't want to be 25 years younger, i was clueless "

I wouldn't want to be 25 years younger either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be pain free.

New meds are a fail.

Im tired of pain

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

The numbers for the next lotto draw il buy you a drink if you do lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"To be pain free.

New meds are a fail.

Im tired of pain"

Can fully empathise. My stupid foot/leg is burning, pricking and generally being a neuropathic knob

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By *igjim69Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

A nice cock to suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a slow edged and long blowjob... and a fresh pint of apple juice and ice from Wetherspoons lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To be able to feel the lower part of my left leg. It's a little concerning.

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