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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists"  Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up | |||
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"What about the dummy being a Clown? "That’s pure evil - the stuff of absolute nightmares | |||
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"What about the dummy being a Clown?
That’s pure evil - the stuff of absolute nightmares "
I aim to please 
Ok ... what about sword swallowing
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up "It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently | |||
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up
It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently "Have your kids got the speak out game too? | |||
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"What about the dummy being a Clown?
That’s pure evil - the stuff of absolute nightmares
I aim to please
Ok ... what about sword swallowing
Or is that not a good question on a site such as this? " I shall honestly try my absolute best not to mention either Pork Swords, Mutton Cutlasses, Beef Bayonets or Sirloin Sabres.....
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up
It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently "So .. place the bottle back in the basket mummy would be a bitch of a sentence? | |||
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"Clowns, dolls and yes now you mention it I’ve never been a fan of ventriloquists dummies " Have you ever seen the film, Magic starring a young Anthony Hopkins? Ooooo you’ll love it..... | |||
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"Clowns, dolls and yes now you mention it I’ve never been a fan of ventriloquists dummies Have you ever seen the film, Magic starring a young Anthony Hopkins? Ooooo you’ll love it..... "I don’t do over 18 films | |||
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up
It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently "Ah ha! Thank you fine sir; You have supplied a weapon to combat the ventriloquist scum! We shall surely prove triumphant against these buggers now! | |||
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anything doll like is just creepy, including dolls ! | |||
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All speaking puppets/ dolls are creepy!
Clowns
Magicians - The Great Suprendo 
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"Putting your feet behind your head is hot, but when you're in a suitcase it's not!" Amen to this!
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up
It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently
So .. place the bottle back in the basket mummy would be a bitch of a sentence?" That’ll surely floor the beggars! | |||
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"Tougher sentences for Ventriloquists Give them a script full of words beginning with ‘F’s’ - that’ll fuck ‘em up
It’s Ps Bs and Ms that are the most difficult apparently
Have your kids got the speak out game too? "Yep!!  | |||
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"Thread of nightmares anything doll like is just creepy, including dolls ! "Victorian Dolls.....now they’re some right bloody creepy things! Not least of all as over time with natural wear and tear and subsequent degradation, they frequently tend to end up resembling evil looking zombie children! | |||
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"Shudder
All speaking puppets/ dolls are creepy!
Clowns
Magicians - The Great Suprendo
Just no"I take it you weren’t a particularly big fan of Stephen King’s, It m’lady? | |||
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"Is it just me or is this art seriously bloody unnerving? A creepy voice ‘thrown’ into an even creepier looking dummy. Creeps me right out. Are there any seemingly harmless forms of entertainment that similarly unnerve you? (Clowns may feature highly here....) "you said that without moving your lips | |||
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"Not all ventriloquists dummies are scary, Jeff Dunham has a skeleton and a d*unken redneck amongst others." Look out Achmed the dead suicide bomber is coming to town... | |||
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"Not all ventriloquists dummies are scary, Jeff Dunham has a skeleton and a d*unken redneck amongst others." To be fair, there are indeed some more innocent looking ventriloquists dummies out there; Orville springs predominantly to mind for me. However.....cute as he may have been, there was simply no forgiving ‘I wish I Could Fly’ as a UK single. Sweet Jesus! That was torturous. Truly... | |||
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"Is it just me or is this art seriously bloody unnerving? A creepy voice ‘thrown’ into an even creepier looking dummy. Creeps me right out. Are there any seemingly harmless forms of entertainment that similarly unnerve you? (Clowns may feature highly here....)
you said that without moving your lips" I must confess that I do sometimes do voices for cuddly toys and animals to entertain my little niece and nephew (who invariably tut look on in disdain)  | |||
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"Not all ventriloquists dummies are scary, Jeff Dunham has a skeleton and a d*unken redneck amongst others. To be fair, there are indeed some more innocent looking ventriloquists dummies out there; Orville springs predominantly to mind for me. However.....cute as he may have been, there was simply no forgiving ‘I wish I Could Fly’ as a UK single. Sweet Jesus! That was torturous. Truly... "Being a monkey "I 'ate the duck" | |||
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"Shudder
All speaking puppets/ dolls are creepy!
Clowns
Magicians - The Great Suprendo
Just no
I take it you weren’t a particularly big fan of Stephen King’s, It m’lady? "That's not funny
That fucked me up.
So did Orville and the pink windmill | |||
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"Nope, nope. NOPE, no. Just nope They make me break into a cold sweat "Ah ha! Can I likewise make the film recommendation of ‘Magic’ starring Anthony Hopkins to you? It’s really sweet..... | |||
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"Not all ventriloquists dummies are scary, Jeff Dunham has a skeleton and a d*unken redneck amongst others. Look out Achmed the dead suicide bomber is coming to town..." SILENCE!!! I keel you! | |||
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"Not all ventriloquists dummies are scary, Jeff Dunham has a skeleton and a d*unken redneck amongst others. To be fair, there are indeed some more innocent looking ventriloquists dummies out there; Orville springs predominantly to mind for me. However.....cute as he may have been, there was simply no forgiving ‘I wish I Could Fly’ as a UK single. Sweet Jesus! That was torturous. Truly...
Being a monkey
"I 'ate the duck"" I remember watching Kieth Harris on TV once when I was a kid and at one stage Cuddles the monkey actually ran across the screen on the stage!!!! (presumably a kid was in the suit)
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"Shudder
All speaking puppets/ dolls are creepy!
Clowns
Magicians - The Great Suprendo
Just no
I take it you weren’t a particularly big fan of Stephen King’s, It m’lady?
That's not funny
That fucked me up.
So did Orville and the pink windmill " Emu used to scare me as a kid to. Aggressive bastard he was and always went for the nuts! | |||
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"Nope, nope. NOPE, no. Just nope They make me break into a cold sweat
Ah ha! Can I likewise make the film recommendation of ‘Magic’ starring Anthony Hopkins to you? It’s really sweet....."No! And I am not Googling no creepy ass film about a creepy ass dummy!
Nope, negative nopety nope no | |||
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"Shudder
All speaking puppets/ dolls are creepy!
Clowns
Magicians - The Great Suprendo
Just no
I take it you weren’t a particularly big fan of Stephen King’s, It m’lady?
That's not funny
That fucked me up.
So did Orville and the pink windmill
Emu used to scare me as a kid to. Aggressive bastard he was and always went for the nuts! "Emu was a cunt. Just no | |||
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"Punch & Judy - what the bloody hell sort of nightmarish entertainment is that?! Hook nosed freaks, domestic violence, police brutality and a rogue crocodile devouring people. Seriously - WTF?! "I even thought this as a kid! | |||
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"Punch & Judy - what the bloody hell sort of nightmarish entertainment is that?! Hook nosed freaks, domestic violence, police brutality and a rogue crocodile devouring people. Seriously - WTF?!
I even thought this as a kid!"Punch and Judy: Proudly traumatising children since the 16th Century. ‘That’s the way to do it!!!’ | |||
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"Thread of nightmares anything doll like is just creepy, including dolls !
Victorian Dolls.....now they’re some right bloody creepy things! Not least of all as over time with natural wear and tear and subsequent degradation, they frequently tend to end up resembling evil looking zombie children! "The one my great aunt left me is in my mum’s loft, I won’t have it anywhere near my house... she is under strict instructions to get rid, creepy ass thing | |||
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"For anyone wanting to try ventriloquism, now is the opportune time, it’s much easier with a face covering." | |||
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"I went to see a topless ventriloquist. She was great. I never saw her lips move!" | |||
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"saw movies have a lot to answer for" The Jigsaw doll......eeeee that is one creepy looking fecker!!! | |||
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"Is it just me or is this art seriously bloody unnerving? A creepy voice ‘thrown’ into an even creepier looking dummy. Creeps me right out. Are there any seemingly harmless forms of entertainment that similarly unnerve you? (Clowns may feature highly here....) " for spelling | |||
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"Is it just me or is this art seriously bloody unnerving? A creepy voice ‘thrown’ into an even creepier looking dummy. Creeps me right out. Are there any seemingly harmless forms of entertainment that similarly unnerve you? (Clowns may feature highly here....)
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"And for sheer, unadulterated creepiness, who can forget the following ‘kids’ TV character...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY Christ on stilts! "I knew I shouldn’t have looked | |||
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"Punch & Judy - what the bloody hell sort of nightmarish entertainment is that?! Hook nosed freaks, domestic violence, police brutality and a rogue crocodile devouring people. Seriously - WTF?! "I loved Punch and Judy of course band in this sad boring modern world | |||
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"And for sheer, unadulterated creepiness, who can forget the following ‘kids’ TV character...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY Christ on stilts!
I knew I shouldn’t have looked "Sweet dreams | |||
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"Anyone can do it now we all have to wear masks " | |||
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"Punch & Judy - what the bloody hell sort of nightmarish entertainment is that?! Hook nosed freaks, domestic violence, police brutality and a rogue crocodile devouring people. Seriously - WTF?! I loved Punch and Judy of course band in this sad boring modern world"I think it was the nasally distorted voices which really scared me most as a child (I was closing my eyes shut tight at the time) | |||
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"I love Jeff Dunham.. he is hilarious "He is superb; I especially love his Bubba J character | |||
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"I love Jeff Dunham.. he is hilarious
He is superb; I especially love his Bubba J character "Just watchin Nascar and drinking beer
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"Look up Nina Conti on youtube. Genuinely funny!" I’ve just had a ganders - she is brilliant! | |||
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"Look up Nina Conti on youtube. Genuinely funny! I’ve just had a ganders - she is brilliant! "She is - I never saw her lips move | |||
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"I love Jeff Dunham.. he is hilarious "Ahmed, the dead Suicide Bomber is classic. So too is Walter with his slant on life! | |||
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"Why are people so scared about dummies, dolls with someone's hand shoved up them?, it's no different than fingering a woman... You put some fingers up her and she starts making weird noises " Yes, but she's more likely to ask for a bottle of lube instead of a bottle of beer. | |||
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