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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Jeez, what a charmer. I bet you're rushing around to his place right now

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Some guys on here really are too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

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Did you say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on your way over there now

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Jeez, what a charmer. I bet you're rushing around to his place right now "

Lol yes getting my bycicle out

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

Did you say yes "

Just said jesus christ!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

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Marry that man.

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By *am4youMan
over a year ago

gillingham

It’s called role play lol!

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

Marry that man. "

Lol yes deffo! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd inform the RSPCA..

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Best charge up the mobility scooter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol fab the site always delivers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hes a keeper

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Take your plastic container to put your teeth in.. Plonk a few sterident in, may as well clean them at the same time.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

You should have told me him to jog on, you’re only 25. That would have taken the wind out of his sail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a tool.

With arseholes like him you can’t blame ladies not bothering with single guys- and it pains me to say that

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

"

Tea's after shooting out my nose and down the wrong way....jesus

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus I thought being asked by a 48 year old to be his mummy was bad

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Jebus I thought being asked by a 48 year old to be his mummy was bad "

He is 33 so im old enough to his nan I spose x

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

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Smooooooth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooooo can he?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I assume you’ve already arranged the meeting OP!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I assume you’ve already arranged the meeting OP! "

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Soooooooo can he?"

Lol noooo x

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I assume you’ve already arranged the meeting OP! "

Ohh yes cant wait x

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Shakespear of Fab !!!

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"It’s called role play lol!

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With ur grandma? Not what I would call it!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s called role play lol!

With ur grandma? Not what I would call it!! "

It might be role play some enjoy (don't look at me), but it's not exactly an opening gambit

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Best charge up the mobility scooter. "

Got my Zimmer at the ready ! X

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"What a tool.

With arseholes like him you can’t blame ladies not bothering with single guys- and it pains me to say that "

All part of the mad world of fab!!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Best charge up the mobility scooter.

Got my Zimmer at the ready ! X"

you could use it to pin him down

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Find him and kiss him

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Find him and kiss him "

Teeth In or out??? x

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Best charge up the mobility scooter.

Got my Zimmer at the ready ! X

you could use it to pin him down"

Good idea!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Find him and kiss him

Teeth In or out??? x"

In for the kiss, out for the blowjob

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Find him and kiss him

Teeth In or out??? x"

Out xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Naughty your videos are great xx

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Naughty your videos are great xx"

Thank you x

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Find him and kiss him

Teeth In or out??? x

In for the kiss, out for the blowjob"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Naughty your videos are great xx

Thank you x"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

Did you say yes "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty your videos are great xx

Thank you x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Naughty your videos are great xx

Thank you x

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He better have biscuits or cake.. or just not worth your effort

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Was he that bloke from Little Britain?

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Was he that bloke from Little Britain?"

The one that wanted nanny bitty? I have a funny true story about that lol x

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"He better have biscuits or cake.. or just not worth your effort"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

"

Guys like that are fantastic. I like guys like that. They make things so much easier for those of us who like to conduct ourselves properly. I mean, not even a please, or thank you. Shocking!

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

Guys like that are fantastic. I like guys like that. They make things so much easier for those of us who like to conduct ourselves properly. I mean, not even a please, or thank you. Shocking!"

Lol x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"He better have biscuits or cake.. or just not worth your effort"

A nice spread for his nanna, please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"He better have biscuits or cake.. or just not worth your effort

A nice spread for his nanna, please"

... I meant food although

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Was he that bloke from Little Britain?

The one that wanted nanny bitty? I have a funny true story about that lol x"

Yes that's the one.

Tell us more.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I've just had a message (not opened it) saying can I pretend your my nan and f**k your old pusy! He will get far on fab lmao! X

"

He's probably got a fantasy about being a bingo caller too..."Six and nine: we're gonna eat out at mine"

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By *andyfloss2000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Was he that bloke from Little Britain?

The one that wanted nanny bitty? I have a funny true story about that lol x

Yes that's the one.

Tell us more."

Well my youngest daughter is 10 days older than my youngest grandchild and I looked after him alot while daughter was at work so this day she left the bottles of formula for him and he had had them both! And I had none in house as was feeding daughter my self ! She was late and he was getting grouchy i thought i would have to feed him myself! Lucky it didnt come to that but we joke bout it now I say george u nearly had nanny bitty! They both turned 21 in july x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitty.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Bitty."

Nippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only 92 days until Jesus Christ's birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bitty.

Nippy "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 92 days until Jesus Christ's birthday. "

Let Babs know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 92 days until Jesus Christ's birthday.

Let Babs know "

Is Babs related to the baby Jesus?

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