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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace "Go on then. I'm not busy | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy "Registry office on Weds at 10? | |||
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"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. " So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil  | |||
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"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil "I’ll have 50% of yours though  | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10? "As long as you remind me to put the bins out after | |||
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"No Why? " Because you ain't taking my house greedy | |||
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"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil
I’ll have 50% of yours though "Well I’m only 50% of it in in future  | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after "It’s green bin this week | |||
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"No Why? Because you ain't taking my house greedy " I’ll just take your knickers instead | |||
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"No Why? Because you ain't taking my house greedy I’ll just take your knickers instead " You already did  | |||
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"No Why? Because you ain't taking my house greedy I’ll just take your knickers instead You already did "I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day | |||
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"No Why? Because you ain't taking my house greedy I’ll just take your knickers instead You already did
I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day " | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace "You can have my tiger elephant and camel | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel "I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel
I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel "I'm keeping tiger | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week "It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace "60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out. | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "Can I be bridesmaid? | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.
Can I be bridesmaid? "Obvs. Orange top hat | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.
Can I be bridesmaid?
Obvs. Orange top hat "Of course and a green, candy-striped suit!  | |||
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Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents? | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.
Can I be bridesmaid?
Obvs. Orange top hat
Of course and a green, candy-striped suit! "That's the one. | |||
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"60% of Fuck all is Fuck all... lets do it. " It’s the principle though. I’ll be at the alter waiting  | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel
I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel
I'm keeping tiger"You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace "What if she had massive debts? Still want 60% | |||
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"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "My has melted | |||
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"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow "You are definitely colourblind | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out."Married Wednesday divorced Thursday, winner | |||
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"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti
Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?"Yes, and soggy cheese butties | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel
I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel
I'm keeping tiger
You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this "Hes mine | |||
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"Nah but I can bake you a cake "How can I ever repay you? | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
What if she had massive debts?
Still want 60%"I’d love a woman with massive debts  | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel
I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel
I'm keeping tiger
You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this
Hes mine" | |||
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"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow
You are definitely colourblind "Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
Go on then. I'm not busy
Registry office on Weds at 10?
As long as you remind me to put the bins out after
It’s green bin this week
It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.
Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand "Obvs.... | |||
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace
You can have my tiger elephant and camel
I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel
I'm keeping tiger
You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this
Hes mine
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"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow
You are definitely colourblind
Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out "How do you know they’re not colourblind | |||
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"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti
Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?
Yes, and soggy cheese butties "And they looked so appealing
Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either | |||
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"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti
Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?
Yes, and soggy cheese butties
And they looked so appealing
Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either "But the guests may like it? | |||
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"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti
Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?
Yes, and soggy cheese butties
And they looked so appealing
Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either
But the guests may like it? "You mean we have to invite people??? 
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"married? I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up Love and peace "Make sure you’re nuptials are in order first OP | |||
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"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. " Say it in a Texan accent  | |||
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"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin
My has melted "Hahaha | |||
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"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti
Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?
Yes, and soggy cheese butties
And they looked so appealing
Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either
But the guests may like it?
You mean we have to invite people???
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"couldn't think of anything worse "It’s only for a day or two | |||
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"I still haven't forgiven you after bumping me "I’ll bump you again Mrs if you like | |||
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"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "Wow you must be rich! We have to pay extra for brown bins! | |||
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