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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

Go on then. I'm not busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy "

Registry office on Weds at 10?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. "

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil "

I’ll have 50% of yours though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10? "

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why? "

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil

I’ll have 50% of yours though "

Well I’m only 50% of it in in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after "

It’s green bin this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy "

I’ll just take your knickers instead

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead "

You already did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead

You already did

"

I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead

You already did

I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel "

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

60% of Fuck all is Fuck all... lets do it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel "

I'm keeping tiger

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week "

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "

Can I be bridesmaid?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid? "

Obvs. Orange top hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid?

Obvs. Orange top hat "

Of course and a green, candy-striped suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid?

Obvs. Orange top hat

Of course and a green, candy-striped suit! "

That's the one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"60% of Fuck all is Fuck all... lets do it. "

It’s the principle though. I’ll be at the alter waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger"

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah but I can bake you a cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "

Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

What if she had massive debts?

Still want 60%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "

My has melted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow "

You are definitely colourblind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out."

Married Wednesday divorced Thursday, winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?"

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this "

Hes mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah but I can bake you a cake "

How can I ever repay you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

What if she had massive debts?

Still want 60%"

I’d love a woman with massive debts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

Hes mine"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

You are definitely colourblind "

Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand "

Obvs....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

Hes mine

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

You are definitely colourblind

Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out "

How do you know they’re not colourblind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties "

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either "

But the guests may like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

But the guests may like it? "

You mean we have to invite people???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

Make sure you’re nuptials are in order first OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. "

Say it in a Texan accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't think of anything worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft I can’t even be bothered to marry my partner never mind anyone else

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin

My has melted "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

But the guests may like it?

You mean we have to invite people???

"

Park benches are prime real estate these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"couldn't think of anything worse "

It’s only for a day or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven't forgiven you after bumping me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still haven't forgiven you after bumping me "

I’ll bump you again Mrs if you like

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "

Wow you must be rich! We have to pay extra for brown bins!

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