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The Sunday Ash and Lorna nocturnal thread -Extra Time

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Ash and Lornas Sunday night nocturnal special.

What are you doing right now?

If you're a night owl or insomniac why not stop by and say hello.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back again "

Ohh you beat me to it.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We are back, the kids didn’t stay asleep so no hiding of any purple parsnips

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back again "

Congrats KC on being first poster on tonights extra time thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are back, the kids didn’t stay asleep so no hiding of any purple parsnips "

Thats a sad story.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"We are back, the kids didn’t stay asleep so no hiding of any purple parsnips "

There is always tomorrow night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Back again

Ohh you beat me to it. "

Sorry Lorna! Ash, do you give out coffee tokens too?! My card needs stamping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC is not a true nocturnalist, but I am

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Lorna and Ash what do you have going on in the background whilst you are on here at this time of night? Bach’s cello concertos playing softly? Gardeners world on iplayer? Or something completely different?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna and Ash what do you have going on in the background whilst you are on here at this time of night? Bach’s cello concertos playing softly? Gardeners world on iplayer? Or something completely different? "

It was the bill now its bbc news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x"

We are much better than sleep.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Lorna and Ash what do you have going on in the background whilst you are on here at this time of night? Bach’s cello concertos playing softly? Gardeners world on iplayer? Or something completely different?

It was the bill now its bbc news. "

Ooooft Lorna! How sexy

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"It was the bill now its bbc news. "

I miss the bill, we have ditched lucifer in favour of the thin blue line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna and Ash what do you have going on in the background whilst you are on here at this time of night? Bach’s cello concertos playing softly? Gardeners world on iplayer? Or something completely different?

It was the bill now its bbc news.

Ooooft Lorna! How sexy "

Ohh we know how to live

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Evening all! What's been the gossip today? who's snogged who? Who's been tied up for a spanking.... But more importantly, who's taken my cheesecake???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was the bill now its bbc news.

I miss the bill, we have ditched lucifer in favour of the thin blue line. "

We have been watching reruns on watch.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It was the bill now its bbc news.

I miss the bill, we have ditched lucifer in favour of the thin blue line. "

Blasphemy! Lucifer rocks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Howdy ya'll"

Howdy wildbill....how are you doing today?....

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Howdy wildbill....how are you doing today?...."

im doing good , just sitting here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all! What's been the gossip today? who's snogged who? Who's been tied up for a spanking.... But more importantly, who's taken my cheesecake??? "

Evening bhav.....what kind of cheesecake was it?...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Evening all! What's been the gossip today? who's snogged who? Who's been tied up for a spanking.... But more importantly, who's taken my cheesecake???

Evening bhav.....what kind of cheesecake was it?..."

Chocolate cheesecake... The best!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Blasphemy! Lucifer rocks "

We are loving it, only discovered it a few weeks ago but we needed a bit of levity

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over a year ago


"Evening all! What's been the gossip today? who's snogged who? Who's been tied up for a spanking.... But more importantly, who's taken my cheesecake???

Evening bhav.....what kind of cheesecake was it?...

Chocolate cheesecake... The best!"

I think you will find lemon cheesecake is the best.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical "

You do it so well.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical "

I'm still looking for my dictionary

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

I'm still looking for my dictionary "

Google is your friend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical "

Hey, we can also get on board with that, DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, chatting to your Mrs lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Blasphemy! Lucifer rocks

We are loving it, only discovered it a few weeks ago but we needed a bit of levity "

We've blasted through seasons 1-3 since early August and started season 4 tonight. Tom Ellis

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Erm, chatting to your Mrs lol "

My mrs?....she is very chatty and friendly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

I'm still looking for my dictionary

Google is your friend "

I'm old fashioned..

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical "

Pharma is interesting though... I've also wondered if hiv can be reverse engineered as a bacteriophage for target infections. Although, some infections are caused by commensals.. Tough! Better still, could hiv be reverse engineered to induce apoptosis of cancer cells?

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Guess who's back..? Back again..? No its not him Slim, its me and ever the insomniac oh and yeah it's Whack.! Be nice people OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, chatting to your Mrs lol

My mrs?....she is very chatty and friendly "

She is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

I'm still looking for my dictionary

Google is your friend

I'm old fashioned.. "

I'm saying nothing!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Evening all,

Completely wired, and unable to sleep after spending the weekend rewiring the house.. And up in 3hours to drive to london

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"We've blasted through seasons 1-3 since early August and started season 4 tonight. Tom Ellis "

We are just getting to the end of season 2, I’ve loved Tom Ellis since Miranda

I can’t believe we missed it for so long, it turns out even my mother in law has watched them all and she’s pushing 70.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Guess who's back..? Back again..? No its not him Slim, its me and ever the insomniac oh and yeah it's Whack.! Be nice people OK? "

Evening Dodger.....I'm the real slim shady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right my lovely people im off to bed. Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Erm, chatting to your Mrs lol

My mrs?....she is very chatty and friendly

She is lovely"

Thanks mate..... she really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, chatting to your Mrs lol

My mrs?....she is very chatty and friendly

She is lovely

Thanks mate..... she really is "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all,

Completely wired, and unable to sleep after spending the weekend rewiring the house.. And up in 3hours to drive to london "

Evening Jammy....I hope you had a good drive back

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Right my lovely people im off to bed. Xx"

I will be joining you shortly

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

Pharma is interesting though... I've also wondered if hiv can be reverse engineered as a bacteriophage for target infections. Although, some infections are caused by commensals.. Tough! Better still, could hiv be reverse engineered to induce apoptosis of cancer cells? "

Oh! apoptosis I love that word ... ( for purpose of Ash it means cell death)

some thought provoking ideas there. Only one problem stops any of those ideas coming to fruition ... MONEY!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Cheers Ash,

I guarantee, 4 mins to 4 I’ll fall into a coma like sleep and miss most of the day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

Pharma is interesting though... I've also wondered if hiv can be reverse engineered as a bacteriophage for target infections. Although, some infections are caused by commensals.. Tough! Better still, could hiv be reverse engineered to induce apoptosis of cancer cells?

Oh! apoptosis I love that word ... ( for purpose of Ash it means cell death)

some thought provoking ideas there. Only one problem stops any of those ideas coming to fruition ... MONEY!"

I'm not sure you could retro convert a retrovirus into anything resembling a bacteriophage but there is ongoing research using viruses as vectors for things like gene therapy, vaccine delivery etc. Adrnoviruses are being looked at in particular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

Pharma is interesting though... I've also wondered if hiv can be reverse engineered as a bacteriophage for target infections. Although, some infections are caused by commensals.. Tough! Better still, could hiv be reverse engineered to induce apoptosis of cancer cells?

Oh! apoptosis I love that word ... ( for purpose of Ash it means cell death)

some thought provoking ideas there. Only one problem stops any of those ideas coming to fruition ... MONEY!

I'm not sure you could retro convert a retrovirus into anything resembling a bacteriophage but there is ongoing research using viruses as vectors for things like gene therapy, vaccine delivery etc. Adrnoviruses are being looked at in particular. "

The late thread has gone highbrow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ha ha sorry! Killed the thread with big words

You know me .... introduce pharma into conversation and I wax lyrical

Pharma is interesting though... I've also wondered if hiv can be reverse engineered as a bacteriophage for target infections. Although, some infections are caused by commensals.. Tough! Better still, could hiv be reverse engineered to induce apoptosis of cancer cells?

Oh! apoptosis I love that word ... ( for purpose of Ash it means cell death)

some thought provoking ideas there. Only one problem stops any of those ideas coming to fruition ... MONEY!

I'm not sure you could retro convert a retrovirus into anything resembling a bacteriophage but there is ongoing research using viruses as vectors for things like gene therapy, vaccine delivery etc. Adrnoviruses are being looked at in particular.

The late thread has gone highbrow "

Soz, I'll pull the thread back down by pointing out that I'm currently sprawled naked on the bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I think I'm going to retire for the night!

Good night everyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight Ash and Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep. "

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left? "

We've hidden the Viscounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left? "

Bourbons are mine, hands off xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

We've hidden the Viscounts "

How about a hobknob then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

We've hidden the Viscounts

How about a hobknob then? "

Don't you want to play hunt the posh biscuit?!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Did someone mention biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

We've hidden the Viscounts

How about a hobknob then?

Don't you want to play hunt the posh biscuit?! "

I’ll ransack the place for them if I’m allowed? But I can’t promise my hands won’t wander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits? "

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

We've hidden the Viscounts

How about a hobknob then?

Don't you want to play hunt the posh biscuit?!

I’ll ransack the place for them if I’m allowed? But I can’t promise my hands won’t wander "

Wandering hands, hobnobs and posh biccies - sounds like a recipe for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still up! This insomnia thing is no fun

But you guys are so I guess it’s ok x

We are much better than sleep.

Damn right mrs! Any biscuits left?

We've hidden the Viscounts

How about a hobknob then?

Don't you want to play hunt the posh biscuit?!

I’ll ransack the place for them if I’m allowed? But I can’t promise my hands won’t wander

Wandering hands, hobnobs and posh biccies - sounds like a recipe for fun "

Can anyone join in? xxx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them? "

Abso-bloody-lutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely "

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching "

I can't run away anyway

Oooo, that tickles

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching

I can't run away anyway

Oooo, that tickles "

Take a deep breath

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching

I can't run away anyway

Oooo, that tickles

Take a deep breath "

And why, might I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching

I can't run away anyway

Oooo, that tickles

Take a deep breath

And why, might I ask? "

Just don’t look down

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Want to help me frisk Mrs KC for them?

Abso-bloody-lutely

Mrs KC, stand still while we get searching

I can't run away anyway

Oooo, that tickles

Take a deep breath

And why, might I ask?

Just don’t look down "

I have the gloves, I am worried about the integrity of the biscuits given the possible location.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag "

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?"

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?"

I almost gagged on my tea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea "

I prefer to gag on other things

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things "

Don’t we all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all "

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all "

Lucky Mr KC

I did think about making a gag joke, but thought I’d best leave it to you two lovelies. I’m nice like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

Lucky Mr KC

I did think about making a gag joke, but thought I’d best leave it to you two lovelies. I’m nice like that "

Mr KC very much enjoys testing my gag reflex and is very into that sort of thing

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all "

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?"

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing "

No one has ever told me I have a small mouth, quite the opposite in fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing "

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause "

That is definitely commitment

And the small mouth thing - doesn't stop me being a noisy bugger too

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause "

What a trooper, that is true dedication

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Right, nighty night guys and gals, KC number 2 is off to the land of nod

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Right, nighty night guys and gals, KC number 2 is off to the land of nod "

Good night, I am off to bed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause

What a trooper, that is true dedication "

She honestly was like a sniffer dog for well endowed men. Proper size queen! She’s just point at a guy and say “he’s hung” and chat him up

Ahh... she was hilariously crazy!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause

What a trooper, that is true dedication

She honestly was like a sniffer dog for well endowed men. Proper size queen! She’s just point at a guy and say “he’s hung” and chat him up

Ahh... she was hilariously crazy!! "

I have a well endowed man here, just saying

Goodnight!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Just watched a movie on sky

About a mum and daughter killing guests in there guest house and drowning the bodies in a lake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause

What a trooper, that is true dedication

She honestly was like a sniffer dog for well endowed men. Proper size queen! She’s just point at a guy and say “he’s hung” and chat him up

Ahh... she was hilariously crazy!!

I have a well endowed man here, just saying

Goodnight! "

Night night!

And now I’ve been left to my own devices... hmm. Maybe I’ll raid the cupboards for chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please be delicate, I've only just been fixed by Dr Vag

Doesn’t he do that series on CBeebies?

I almost gagged on my tea

I prefer to gag on other things

Don’t we all

Though it must be said, I barely have a gag reflex at all

S is a lucky man then. I get jaw lock after a while and always worry about getting stuck mid fellatio can you imagine the trip to A&E?

It would certainly make for amusing viewing on 24hrs in A&E

I happen to have quite a small mouth too, which, according to Mr KC, is a good thing

I have a story about a girl I knew in uni who dislocated her jaw giving a blowjob.

She finished him off and everything before letting him take her to A&E. I call that commitment to the cause

What a trooper, that is true dedication

She honestly was like a sniffer dog for well endowed men. Proper size queen! She’s just point at a guy and say “he’s hung” and chat him up

Ahh... she was hilariously crazy!!

I have a well endowed man here, just saying

Goodnight!

Night night!

And now I’ve been left to my own devices... hmm. Maybe I’ll raid the cupboards for chocolate "

I’ll help you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched a movie on sky

About a mum and daughter killing guests in there guest house and drowning the bodies in a lake "

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