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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What's the best wank you've ever had , and did you buy yourself flowers afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was in the last couple of years and instead of flowers I bought a bigger butt plug

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mine was in the last couple of years and instead of flowers I bought a bigger butt plug

Interflora have upped their game

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Lots of lady wanks, but no flowers.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Verily one can’t beat a joyous wank. Most splendid indeed

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Does a fresh bog roll count?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.

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over a year ago

"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh."

Put a cork in it!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The best wank I've ever had was a triumph of innovative technique and story-telling flair. In many ways, it was, in its scale and ambition, more of an opera than a mere wank.

Truly, it had everything: flamboyance, pathos and a twist ending. It was my masterpiece.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Lots of lady wanks, but no flowers."

Sometimes if it's realy good I leave me some cash on the bedside cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best wank was with another guy in a public toilet - He was hard, I was hard - both sanding at the urinals. The chemistry was there. Love it or loath it but I had the best cum of my life.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

12:35 from Euston to Birmingham

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Verily one can’t beat a joyous wank. Most splendid indeed

A joyous wank sounds wonderful

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I high-five myself after a wonderful wank and, if it's on cam, I'll edit out the wank and send the high-five to all my friends without context.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh."

Remind me not to come to yours for sherry

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably on a day off when I gind myself a nice, long, filthy compilation video and occupy myself for a good while

. No flowers but I do tell myself I'm pretty and a sex goddess.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Well the one I had last night was just a ‘maintenance wank’ to keep my tubes clear (it’s been 10 days since I last cum and I was getting that ache, blokes know what I mean), but like others have said, I can’t think of a ‘stand out’ one

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By *jangoMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"What's the best wank you've ever had , and did you buy yourself flowers afterwards?

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lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The best wank I've ever had was a triumph of innovative technique and story-telling flair. In many ways, it was, in its scale and ambition, more of an opera than a mere wank.

Truly, it had everything: flamboyance, pathos and a twist ending. It was my masterpiece."

I'm imagining Queen as a soundtrack to the tugging

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.

Remind me not to come to yours for sherry

Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My best wank was with another guy in a public toilet - He was hard, I was hard - both sanding at the urinals. The chemistry was there. Love it or loath it but I had the best cum of my life."

Now that's more like it

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.

Remind me not to come to yours for sherry

Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank."

Who's not worth it?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Probably one of the ones I've recorded for Miss.Red where I put the top of a decanter in my arse but they all tend to blur into one tbh.

Remind me not to come to yours for sherry

Yeah she's not worth it, I preferred the wank.

Who's not worth it?

Sherry

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"12:35 from Euston to Birmingham

Were you driving the train? That would be cool. Especially if you had to make the announcements too

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"12:35 from Euston to Birmingham

Were you driving the train? That would be cool. Especially if you had to make the announcements too

I was sitting on top, admiring the view

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Had an awesome one last night with housemate after both getting smashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t narrow it down to one but my best are usually when the Mrs is asleep and I’m discreetly working away on the end of my cock with my finger and thumb, very subtle movements.

It can take an hour sometimes especially if my brain is trying to power down for the night, but by George when that orgasm comes...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I high-five myself after a wonderful wank and, if it's on cam, I'll edit out the wank and send the high-five to all my friends without context.

Oh... *NOW* it makes sense...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best wank you've ever had , and did you buy yourself flowers afterwards?

I buy myself flowers after every wank

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I high-five myself after a wonderful wank and, if it's on cam, I'll edit out the wank and send the high-five to all my friends without context.

A wonder wank is always worth a high five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have one I'm pleased about I put it on TripAdvisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

My best was a girl that is actually on here (not mentioning any names).

God knows how she was so good, but I never thought a girl would know how to touch me better than me

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching. "

10 out 10. That would be a wonderful wank

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Probably on a day off when I gind myself a nice, long, filthy compilation video and occupy myself for a good while

. No flowers but I do tell myself I'm pretty and a sex goddess. "

Good work

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Not sure I can remember a best wank. But the better ones are usually after a period of not having a regular wank. Certainly makes for a more explosive release. See my latest video for the full effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She did it....

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'll buy flowers if I can have a woman's friendly soft hands

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Well the one I had last night was just a ‘maintenance wank’ to keep my tubes clear (it’s been 10 days since I last cum and I was getting that ache, blokes know what I mean), but like others have said, I can’t think of a ‘stand out’ one

Maintenance wank....love it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When they're that good, the stupor afterwards means I don't remember much.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Maintenance wank....love it"

It is what it is......

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"An ex about 10 years ago when had a bit to much to drink told me to wank for her and her friend , I just remembered cumming and smiling loads as they clapped and said that it was so sexy watching. "

I can see how that would be memorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wonderful wank last night.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I had a wonderful wank last night. "

He's a wonderful wanker ^

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Last night was amazing and it went all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly can’t remember my last good wank !! But I remember my first wank

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By *ella chowMan
over a year ago

Bradford

One of my best wanks was at my old house, the backgardens were high on a slop with separation fence from neighbours perfect level for seeing into the living room nice wide big window waste hight my partner at her parents am slightly hungover watching porn on the big TV. Feeling aroused i take off my shorts leaving me fully naked am standing up by the window the next door neighbour just starting to set up cutting the grass fuck it am horny now I carry on slowly working up and down my shaft while often teasing my hard throbbing bellend rubbing my finger and thumb over and around my bellend and japs eye with my eyes switching between the tv and watching my neighbour cutting her grass am noticing she keeps looking in at me it just makes me feel hornyer my dick feeling harder and bigger than it ever has before am rubbing my pre cum all over my hard bellend my neighbour has fully stopped in her tracks watching me am wanking hard and fast my back arched right back, 3 to 4 metres I jackulate my first shot of cum very quickly followed by 5 more squirts of cum each time getting a little less distance but good loads with each stroke am now looking for my neighbours reaction and she's just walking of fastish am cleaning my self up and my neighbour is still in her house i head to the front window to see if her partners car is there no its not thank god, into kitchen I go for cleaning the mess I've made my cum had gone over the tv stand and all over the floor still my neighbour has not returned I jump in the shower back downstairs only to find it took my neighbour a full 40 minutes to return to her grass cutting.

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By *ella chowMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just remembered another good one I once had

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I had temporary memory loss and after getting out of hospital and getting home I had an amazing wank on account of not really knowing who was tugging me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single wank has been wonderful. Probably the best wank I've had was from someone else, using coconut oil. I think I cum in seconds

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I had a wonderful wank last night.

He's a wonderful wanker ^"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best wank was in an aircraft toilet with people banging on the door - literally a high pressure wank!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I had temporary memory loss and after getting out of hospital and getting home I had an amazing wank on account of not really knowing who was tugging me off "

This made my brain hurt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone horny and need a wank message me

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