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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They have a lot to say for themselves, don't they?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh my mum and dad had these pecky little bastards on their farm. Horrible things. Great on a plate though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

They do. They don't half mess up a lawn too. Very effective early warning systems though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re talking about what formation to fly in:

‘I was thinking guys shall we fly in a different formation this time, cause we always fly in the V shape and quite frankly it’s passé and predictable ?!’

‘Look Philip, we’ve had this before, it’s for the aero benefits, plus it kind of looks nice when we fly by!’

‘I know all that Steve, but I’m kinda of bored with it and I feel like the ducks and swans are laughing at us!’

‘They’re not laughing at us Phil, that’s all in your head, they’re just talking about bread like they always do!’

‘Guess so, I’m just saying it wouldn’t hurt to mix it up now and again, you know ?!’

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I always avoid them in case I get a broken arm. My ex used to keep geese and told me they broke the arms of someone who tried to break in one night

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Honk

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You must live in my street Minnie......

The Geese flew over not so long ago ...

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull


"I always avoid them in case I get a broken arm. My ex used to keep geese and told me they broke the arms of someone who tried to break in one night "

Hahaha love this old wives tale, it’s almost globally accepted.

Although they’re aggressive little buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are laughing at us because they are pissing off to warmer climates and we are getting colder, like giving us the finger as fly over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great for guarding House though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think they are laughing at us because they are pissing off to warmer climates and we are getting colder, like giving us the finger as fly over "

They go colder I think ...... I always thought warmer but on checking it was colder.

Maybe they were different types or were lost ..... I'll double double check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they are laughing at us because they are pissing off to warmer climates and we are getting colder, like giving us the finger as fly over

They go colder I think ...... I always thought warmer but on checking it was colder.

Maybe they were different types or were lost ..... I'll double double check."

Either way they are laughing at us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have a lot to say for themselves, don't they? "

Dam good security guards

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They’re talking about what formation to fly in:

‘I was thinking guys shall we fly in a different formation this time, cause we always fly in the V shape and quite frankly it’s passé and predictable ?!’

‘Look Philip, we’ve had this before, it’s for the aero benefits, plus it kind of looks nice when we fly by!’

‘I know all that Steve, but I’m kinda of bored with it and I feel like the ducks and swans are laughing at us!’

‘They’re not laughing at us Phil, that’s all in your head, they’re just talking about bread like they always do!’

‘Guess so, I’m just saying it wouldn’t hurt to mix it up now and again, you know ?!’

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Love this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fook it......

Some are coming in from Iceland like barnacle geese and pink footed ones.....

Some don't leave till April .... they go to Canada....

Can't find any that leave in autumn/winter cept to go to Scotland...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They’re talking about what formation to fly in:

‘I was thinking guys shall we fly in a different formation this time, cause we always fly in the V shape and quite frankly it’s passé and predictable ?!’

‘Look Philip, we’ve had this before, it’s for the aero benefits, plus it kind of looks nice when we fly by!’

‘I know all that Steve, but I’m kinda of bored with it and I feel like the ducks and swans are laughing at us!’

‘They’re not laughing at us Phil, that’s all in your head, they’re just talking about bread like they always do!’

‘Guess so, I’m just saying it wouldn’t hurt to mix it up now and again, you know ?!’

Love this "

Thank you

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You must live in my street Minnie......

The Geese flew over not so long ago ..."

They've been flying over us here all day and night since yesterday.

Are they coming in or going out?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You must live in my street Minnie......

The Geese flew over not so long ago ...

They've been flying over us here all day and night since yesterday.

Are they coming in or going out?"

Apparently ..... according to bbc and chris packham and other birdy types on Google........

They are coming in .....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Noisy buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always avoid them in case I get a broken arm. My ex used to keep geese and told me they broke the arms of someone who tried to break in one night

Hahaha love this old wives tale, it’s almost globally accepted.

Although they’re aggressive little buggers. "

Geese can be used as guards. They are very territorial and geese attacks on people are quite common and they are capable of knocking a person down.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Fook it......

Some are coming in from Iceland like barnacle geese and pink footed ones.....

Some don't leave till April .... they go to Canada....

Can't find any that leave in autumn/winter cept to go to Scotland... "

I knew you'd know ,GC.

We went over to the park early this morning to feed the ducks and there's loads of new ones with little quiffs on the top of their heads.

Like Elvis ducks.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The Canadian Geese that have set up permanent residence here are huge.... and they shit all over the place.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

All I know is they are shitting machines. Went most weekends to a naturist site in Lincolnshire but had to stop going due to the lady owners love and obsession with wild Canada geese. The grounds were covered in goose shit squishing between your toes

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They have a lot to say for themselves, don't they?

Dam good security guards "

I've never seen one on the door at ASDA...

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