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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right you sexy creatures! I’m feeling frisky and want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but only as a post man

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh you sexpot. Let's do it.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It's been awhile. Happy to relay

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, yes! Love this one. I'll play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh Pooooosh! My mate says that your naked boobs need smooshed against hers along with a good long, hungry kiss and plenty of fanny touching!

At least I think that's what she said, her accent's a little hard to understand...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Chillout, my sexy mate says get those boxers off and let me inspect the goods

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message from my mate:

"Tell Lorenzo to get between my legs like a good boy. I need to get squirmy on his tongue"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh Pooooosh! My mate says that your naked boobs need smooshed against hers along with a good long, hungry kiss and plenty of fanny touching!

At least I think that's what she said, her accent's a little hard to understand... "

Your mate is a pervert but I love her anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh Pooooosh! My mate says that your naked boobs need smooshed against hers along with a good long, hungry kiss and plenty of fanny touching!

At least I think that's what she said, her accent's a little hard to understand...

Your mate is a pervert but I love her anyway "

He’s the very worst postman

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

I'm in, not played this one before

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Bhav02, my sexy friend is still waiting for that date you promised her.

Get it sorted, man! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to send messages for people

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to play postman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leanne1984!

A little birdie just dropped into my inbox with mail for you!

My sexy mate would like you to ride him as he nestles himself between your lovely breasts

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in for a little bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh Pooooosh! My mate says that your naked boobs need smooshed against hers along with a good long, hungry kiss and plenty of fanny touching!

At least I think that's what she said, her accent's a little hard to understand...

Your mate is a pervert but I love her anyway

He’s the very worst postman "

I'm the best one though!

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey


"Leanne1984!

A little birdie just dropped into my inbox with mail for you!

My sexy mate would like you to ride him as he nestles himself between your lovely breasts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, pssst, CuriousCats. My slightly nerdy mate said he wants to transfer that gorgeous red lippy on to his cock... but you aren't allowed to use hands.

I think it's a great idea personally

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi Cats.... My sexy new mate says your pics are incredible and thwy would love those sexy red lips on theirs!! Such a tease

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey Sparkles, my fit as fuck mate wants to remove your bra to check your heart rate. He may have to be naked to do it, though...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bhav02, my sexy friend is still waiting for that date you promised her.

Get it sorted, man! X"

drop me a message and I'll make it happen

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

I'm in!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Can we play please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hey Sparkles, my fit as fuck mate wants to remove your bra to check your heart rate. He may have to be naked to do it, though...x"

All he has to do is ask

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

I'm in use to be a post man..xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, pssst, CuriousCats. My slightly nerdy mate said he wants to transfer that gorgeous red lippy on to his cock... but you aren't allowed to use hands.

I think it's a great idea personally "

No hands action is always fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scouts thread for fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Remember guys, the best way to play is to send messages and open your filters so you can pass them on....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Cats.... My sexy new mate says your pics are incredible and thwy would love those sexy red lips on theirs!! Such a tease "

My lips are popular today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love being Post Mistress... and receiving lovely sexy messages

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember guys, the best way to play is to send messages and open your filters so you can pass them on.... "

What she said ^ xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A very sexy friend has a message for you Chillout

She needs you to read her a bedtime story, before fucking her till the bed breaks.

I would if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Error403, my particularly busty mate wants to feel your hard... er... body pressed up against hers.

Bit weird if you ask me I think she'd much rather your cock was pressed against her but she's too shy to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Can we play please "
happy to be a naughty messenger too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a messages for Shivers, my very very sexy friend says...

Can you tell Shivers I want him to make me shiver

Her x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

No hanging about getting this started today lol. I'm in as always

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A very sexy friend has a message for you Chillout

She needs you to read her a bedtime story, before fucking her till the bed breaks.

I would if I were you "

I've been known to break a bed or two in my time

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Morningstar your thighs need to be working their hardest to fuck a very sexy into utter insanity...

You lucky man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shivers my other very sexy friend says...

Would you please tell Shivers that your mate needs his ball, and she would like to come and take it.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles you utter beauty!

A very handsome gent says that your nurses uniform is getting him all hot under the collar... He’d love you to take it off and check his temperature...

I imagine if you got naked his temperature would only get higher

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Error403....

A sexy lady would love to get all wet and hot with him and not just in the shower.

Good luck guys..

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for Tryingitout19

My mate says she wants her towel back so he needs to come deliver it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_parkle1974 -

I'm going to need to do a full examination. Please take that coat off , and bend over.....abit more....that's it's...now for a closer look 

Her x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Morningstar

Our lovley lady friend wants to know how many doughnuts can you fit on your willy, and if she brings the chocolate sauce can she eat them all off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red1967, my sexy mate says he's always been a fan of a curvy redhead, and he'd love to see if you're as fiesty as you seem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Posh Posh Posh!!! Pay attention my love!

A very handsome man would like you to know that next time he wants to pin you up against a tree in just your trainers and well ... you know

I don’t know! Maybe one of you could fill me in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Message for Tryingitout19

My mate says she wants her towel back so he needs to come deliver it."

I’ll get my coat!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh Posh Posh!!! Pay attention my love!

A very handsome man would like you to know that next time he wants to pin you up against a tree in just your trainers and well ... you know

I don’t know! Maybe one of you could fill me in "

I think it's me getting filled in

But tell your mate the answer is yes. Hell yes.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red1967, my sexy mate says he's always been a fan of a curvy redhead, and he'd love to see if you're as fiesty as you seem "

Probably too feisty! But he's welcome to try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then will give it a go

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

6969ste, my sexy af mate says here the hell have you been hiding? And why aren't you in her box already?

I think she means bed, not just box

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ayrshireguy30, you're a lucky one if you'd only travel, because my gorgeous pal says she'd love to welcome you down south with open legs.

Oh. Wait. She said arms. Ah well. Either way

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkles you utter beauty!

A very handsome gent says that your nurses uniform is getting him all hot under the collar... He’d love you to take it off and check his temperature...

I imagine if you got naked his temperature would only get higher "

I have just the place his "thermometer" can go

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"_parkle1974 -

I'm going to need to do a full examination. Please take that coat off , and bend over.....abit more....that's it's...now for a closer look 

Her x"

Any inspection welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop in for a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I’ll play whilst I’m catching some rays. Message me your filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tryingitout ...

My gorgeous friend says ....that he needs to try me out, carnally?

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout ...

My gorgeous friend says ....that he needs to try me out, carnally?

Her x"
sounds like a fun way to rid me of my hangover horn

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for Tryingitout

Can I lick your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok Error403, my particularly busty mate wants to feel your hard... er... body pressed up against hers.

Bit weird if you ask me I think she'd much rather your cock was pressed against her but she's too shy to say "

Tell your busty friend , I'd be happy to press any part of me , on any part of her. things being so close , things may just pop in and out of certain places - is she ready for that ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Posh Posh Posh!!! Pay attention my love!

A very handsome man would like you to know that next time he wants to pin you up against a tree in just your trainers and well ... you know

I don’t know! Maybe one of you could fill me in

I think it's me getting filled in

But tell your mate the answer is yes. Hell yes. "

Wow Lucky Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar

Our lovley lady friend wants to know how many doughnuts can you fit on your willy, and if she brings the chocolate sauce can she eat them all off "

I don't know, what if they split while she puts them on, do I get penalized

Only one way to find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Error403....

A sexy lady would love to get all wet and hot with him and not just in the shower.

Good luck guys.."

Tell your horny friend, the shower is t the only place I like to get steamy and wet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh Posh Posh!!! Pay attention my love!

A very handsome man would like you to know that next time he wants to pin you up against a tree in just your trainers and well ... you know

I don’t know! Maybe one of you could fill me in

I think it's me getting filled in

But tell your mate the answer is yes. Hell yes.

Wow Lucky Guy "

I think he knows

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

For Gatsby

Tell him he’s sinfully handsome and I want to let him do all sorts of interesting things between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar your thighs need to be working their hardest to fuck a very sexy into utter insanity...

You lucky man...

"

I'll try my best, even had a leg workout just a few hours ago to make sure they're in tip top condition!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Another for the popular morningstar,

Our gorgeous friend says... Can you tell Morningstar that I’ll bring my unicorn with me if he has his sword all ready for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for the popular morningstar,

Our gorgeous friend says... Can you tell Morningstar that I’ll bring my unicorn with me if he has his sword all ready for me? "

Haha is that a Witcher reference I'm seeing

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for _parkle1974:

When are you back in town, so you can show me your fiery Scottish charm and I can eat Chocolate cake with chocolate orange ganache off your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Nora from a fine young man.

He would love to catch Ray's with you and bets she looks amazing doing so. He could even read to you or apply sun lotion where needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Gatsby

Tell him he’s sinfully handsome and I want to let him do all sorts of interesting things between my legs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora from a fine young man.

He would love to catch Ray's with you and bets she looks amazing doing so. He could even read to you or apply sun lotion where needed "

Oooh nice! How young? He should message me if he can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for _parkle1974:

When are you back in town, so you can show me your fiery Scottish charm and I can eat Chocolate cake with chocolate orange ganache off your tits "

chocolate orange ganache eh? That's very specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious Cats-

I want those lips last thing and night & want to see that face first thing in the morning... how about we sort this & let the cat have her cream 

Her x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Message for _parkle1974:

When are you back in town, so you can show me your fiery Scottish charm and I can eat Chocolate cake with chocolate orange ganache off your tits

chocolate orange ganache eh? That's very specific "

I do absolutely love chocolate orange ganache

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate says ...

Error 403 I've been a bad girl and gone out with no knickers on . I need putting over his knee !!

Oooh I say you lucky man

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Message for _parkle1974:

When are you back in town, so you can show me your fiery Scottish charm and I can eat Chocolate cake with chocolate orange ganache off your tits "

Ohhh I think we'd both be eating it off them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another for the popular morningstar,

Our gorgeous friend says... Can you tell Morningstar that I’ll bring my unicorn with me if he has his sword all ready for me?

Haha is that a Witcher reference I'm seeing "

Mayybee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curious Cats-

I want those lips last thing and night & want to see that face first thing in the morning... how about we sort this & let the cat have her cream 

Her x"

If you’re who I think you are then I’m fucking purring!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curious cats

could paint her chest white but wouldn’t need a paint brush lol

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Error403....

A sexy lady would love to get all wet and hot with him and not just in the shower.

Good luck guys..

Tell your horny friend, the shower is t the only place I like to get steamy and wet"

Typo lol

Tell your horny friend, the shower is NOT the only place I like to get steamy and wet

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Curious-

i want those lips last thing and night & want to see that face first thing in the morning... how about we sort this & let the cat have her cream you absolute worldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6969ste, my sexy af mate says here the hell have you been hiding? And why aren't you in her box already?

I think she means bed, not just box "

Please tell your sexy af mate to make her self known to me so we can discuss why i've not been in her box/bed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you please tell Grumpy that your mate says she's been very very bad and needs punishing until she's a good girl again

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would you please tell Grumpy that your mate says she's been very very bad and needs punishing until she's a good girl again

Her x"

Oh my I'm blushing!! NOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"curious cats

could paint her chest white but wouldn’t need a paint brush lol

Her x"

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

We're in, but out and about so may be slow and not the best postman...

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for the popular morningstar,

Our gorgeous friend says... Can you tell Morningstar that I’ll bring my unicorn with me if he has his sword all ready for me?

Haha is that a Witcher reference I'm seeing

Mayybee "

I will make sure my sword is nicely polished and ready to be unsheathed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW you sexy lady, my lovely mate says they've been perving you for what seems like forever and wanted you to know you're their ultimate fantasy

I don't blame them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another for the popular morningstar,

Our gorgeous friend says... Can you tell Morningstar that I’ll bring my unicorn with me if he has his sword all ready for me?

Haha is that a Witcher reference I'm seeing

Mayybee

I will make sure my sword is nicely polished and ready to be unsheathed "

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW you sexy lady, my lovely mate says they've been perving you for what seems like forever and wanted you to know you're their ultimate fantasy

I don't blame them! "

Oh how flipping lovely, thank you so much....

Her x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Yet another from us for morningstar

Our absolutely stunning lady friend says...

Please can you let Morningstar know that this Milf cannot wait to seduce her toy boy lover ...

Whoever this toyboy lover is we are massively jealous she is oooofting yummy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Would you please tell Grumpy that your mate says she's been very very bad and needs punishing until she's a good girl again

Her x

Oh my I'm blushing!! NOT "

I bet you were....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ve not played this one before but it definitely sounds interesting so I’m in. It will lighten the afternoon of housework.

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over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my sexy pal

Darling, would you tell Lorenzo that your mate says hiding doesn't help, as his pictures are burned into her brain and filed under "fuck you're sexy"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gatsby, you utterly stunning stud of a man. One of the sexiest mates I have has been in my box to drop off a note for you, in which she says....

I can’t wait to smother him in kisses, share apple pie and grind myself out on his lap

She's all kinds of smutty and I love her.... You'll have so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet another from us for morningstar

Our absolutely stunning lady friend says...

Please can you let Morningstar know that this Milf cannot wait to seduce her toy boy lover ...

Whoever this toyboy lover is we are massively jealous she is oooofting yummy "

I think I may have an inkling, and I'm looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate says ...

Error 403 I've been a bad girl and gone out with no knickers on . I need putting over his knee !!

Oooh I say you lucky man "

No knickers eh? In that case you can stride your legs apart and sit on my very hard cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you sexy creatures! I’m feeling frisky and want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!"

I'm in, if anyone's still playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming message

Would you mind tell _parkle1974 - what a lovely pair of eyes she has - I wonder how good she is at keeping good eye contact , as I make a huge mess on her lovely freckled chest

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right you sexy creatures! I’m feeling frisky and want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!

I'm in, if anyone's still playing?"

Oh we are....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a message from a sexy man....

Would you be kind enough to tell nora the explora that i think she looks ravashing in red and i'd like to explore her body and mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'day possums...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right, filters back and off out for fun in the sun. Xx

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

May I join...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join...?"

I'm sure no one will say no to you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right, filters back and off out for fun in the sun. Xx"

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a sex bomb for the gorgeous Thunderrace

Would you tell Thunderace that his eyes make me melt and that voice of his turn me to lady goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in and sent

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London


"May I join...?

I'm sure no one will say no to you"

You would be surprised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join...?

I'm sure no one will say no to you

You would be surprised..."

Everyone is friendly in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gatsby, you utterly stunning stud of a man. One of the sexiest mates I have has been in my box to drop off a note for you, in which she says....

I can’t wait to smother him in kisses, share apple pie and grind myself out on his lap

She's all kinds of smutty and I love her.... You'll have so much fun "

ohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a sex bomb for the gorgeous Thunderrace

Would you tell Thunderace that his eyes make me melt and that voice of his turn me to lady goo"

Oh my... she can have my voice and eyes any time she chooses

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London


"May I join...?

I'm sure no one will say no to you

You would be surprised...

Everyone is friendly in this thread "

Lovely to hear

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A new message in my box....

tell _eanne1984 thor isn't only viking with a big hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Thunderace from one very sexy lady

"Been lovely chatting with you recently. You're a great guy and i hope one day we get the chance to grab a drink together xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right you sexy creatures! I’m feeling frisky and want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!

I'm in, if anyone's still playing?"

Still in! Of course! You lot just need to send messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join...?

I'm sure no one will say no to you

You would be surprised...

Everyone is friendly in this thread

Lovely to hear"

Lots of friendly,horny characters in here as i'm sure you will find out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If y'all don't send messages this game is awful quiet....

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

A message for... NotSoPosh

“Dear NotSoPosh,

I am going to make sure that all those dreams of hers will cum true.

A friend”

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for... NotSoPosh

“Dear NotSoPosh,

I am going to make sure that all those dreams of hers will cum true.

A friend”"

Oh my! I have a lot of dreams.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a messages for Shivers, my very very sexy friend says...

Can you tell Shivers I want him to make me shiver

Her x"

Im sure I can manage something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shivers my other very sexy friend says...

Would you please tell Shivers that your mate needs his ball, and she would like to come and take it.

Her x"

Always happy to share my ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joshrock my mate mate says she think you look damn fine in your glasses

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Incoming message

Would you mind tell _parkle1974 - what a lovely pair of eyes she has - I wonder how good she is at keeping good eye contact , as I make a huge mess on her lovely freckled chest "

Nothing more hornier or sexier than eye contact when cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Thunderace from one very sexy lady

"Been lovely chatting with you recently. You're a great guy and i hope one day we get the chance to grab a drink together xx""

I'm very flattered and intrigued as to who this could be... ? ?

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey


"A new message in my box....

tell _eanne1984 thor isn't only viking with a big hammer "

Well who can resist that, send me a message

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

A message for... Morningstar

“Dear Morningstar,

You are the one I truly desire...

A friend”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am late to the thread but defo in.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well I've a message for the sexy Thunderace from the lady half of a couple....

She would love to give his lovely helmet a good polish

Ooooh Ace. Your luck is in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious cats

I have found a source of vegetarian square sausage should she ever want to join me for breakfast.

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(I think she wants someone elses sausage for breakfast)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gatsby you hunk. My gorgeously sexy mate would like me to say she would love to join you on your gastronomic journey of discovery but surely you don't need plates? Just lay her on the table and eat her.

Edit..... Eat off her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joshrock my mate mate says she think you look damn fine in your glasses"

Thanks! Tell your mate I look pretty good without them too.. I think. I can't quite see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shivers a verrry sexy friend has just told me...

Wow that body is insanely hot, I wonna ride him till we both get shivers

You lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shivers a verrry sexy friend has just told me...

Wow that body is insanely hot, I wonna ride him till we both get shivers

You lucky bugger "

Good gravy, who dis? Reveal yourself!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tryingitout you sexy devil, my gorgeous mate says she wants to take your towel and give you a rub down front and back....

She also mentioned she'd very much like to get her teeth into your bum

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey


"Shivers a verrry sexy friend has just told me...

Wow that body is insanely hot, I wonna ride him till we both get shivers

You lucky bugger

Good gravy, who dis? Reveal yourself!"

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 19/09/20 15:16:31]

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

I’m in xx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A message for Gatsby

You appear to be comfortable in the kitchen and wear that apron well . I may have a few things that need basting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've a message for the sexy Thunderace from the lady half of a couple....

She would love to give his lovely helmet a good polish

Ooooh Ace. Your luck is in "

My helmet is very hard mystery lady...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curious cats

I have found a source of vegetarian square sausage should she ever want to join me for breakfast.

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(I think she wants someone elses sausage for breakfast) "

Excuse me? Veggie square sausage?! Be still my scottish heart!!

Then again, if I’m getting lots of offers how am I meant to choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For KinkyInkedBi...

A very sexy lady wants me to tell you;

'It's an absolute crime those nipples are not in my mouth '

Now thats something Id like to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've a message for the sexy Thunderace from the lady half of a couple....

She would love to give his lovely helmet a good polish

Ooooh Ace. Your luck is in

My helmet is very hard mystery lady... "

Make yourself known mystery girl, i know Notts who you may be..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off so can't pass on any more messages. Have fun you filthy lot

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a message from a very sexy friend of ours.

Kinkyinkedbi,

I'd like my head between those delightful boobs while my hands wander over the rest of your sexy body!

I do have a fantastic image of you both!

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Stop wait a minute!

A very sexy gentleman asked me to say... Hey

Can you send to curiouscats : You are something else, and you definitely get my purring. How about we meet up post covid, and maybe I can help you out of that lovely tight skirt

Ooooffftt!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop wait a minute!

A very sexy gentleman asked me to say... Hey

Can you send to curiouscats : You are something else, and you definitely get my purring. How about we meet up post covid, and maybe I can help you out of that lovely tight skirt

Ooooffftt!!

Jo.Xx "

Oh I really am curious this time! Who’s admiring me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles! Light of my life, a message for you

A sexy gentleman wishes me to tell you that you look very sophisticated in that dress, but he can't help but wonder if you're still as ladylike in the bedroom..?

I told him no, since you live in the gutter with Posh, but he still wants to find out for himself xx

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout you sexy devil, my gorgeous mate says she wants to take your towel and give you a rub down front and back....

She also mentioned she'd very much like to get her teeth into your bum "

Well that sounds like a fun afternoon;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_ntrigued32 I've had a message from a verrrry sexy couple to tell you...

I ciuld use someone to make me purr and they both jumped straight to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_eanne1984!! You sexy thing you!

A gorgeous couple of my acquaintance says that they’d love the Mr to help you out of those panties as you sits over the Mrs waiting mouth

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkles! Light of my life, a message for you

A sexy gentleman wishes me to tell you that you look very sophisticated in that dress, but he can't help but wonder if you're still as ladylike in the bedroom..?

I told him no, since you live in the gutter with Posh, but he still wants to find out for himself xx"

You know me too well I could try to act sophisticated for a while though if the gentleman in question would like to reveal himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sparkles! Light of my life, a message for you

A sexy gentleman wishes me to tell you that you look very sophisticated in that dress, but he can't help but wonder if you're still as ladylike in the bedroom..?

I told him no, since you live in the gutter with Posh, but he still wants to find out for himself xx

You know me too well I could try to act sophisticated for a while though if the gentleman in question would like to reveal himself "

Birds of a feather sweetie

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i dont mind being a messenger

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"_ntrigued32 I've had a message from a verrrry sexy couple to tell you...

I ciuld use someone to make me purr and they both jumped straight to mind

"

We have a space saved in a nice cosy corner!

It's puurfect!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sparkles my love my darling..... A hell of a sexy man has said to me....

Can you tell Sparkles007 - She is just a fit lady. That pic with the evening dress with high cut leg is so hot.

I wanna stand behind you butt naked , trace me hands over you body and reach under you dress and start massaging you between your legs, whole the other does the same to your breasts....

I think he means you rather than me...... And I don't blame him. Say yes my darling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkles! Light of my life, a message for you

A sexy gentleman wishes me to tell you that you look very sophisticated in that dress, but he can't help but wonder if you're still as ladylike in the bedroom..?

I told him no, since you live in the gutter with Posh, but he still wants to find out for himself xx

You know me too well I could try to act sophisticated for a while though if the gentleman in question would like to reveal himself

Birds of a feather sweetie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it normal to feel like a plonker after you’ve sent your message? Asking for a friend

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cats! Darling sexy Scot! There's a Hottie McHotterson in my box with the following message.....

I fancy the that lucious tail of mrs CCats.i want to be snuggled up with her skin on skin at night, while she reads to me in bed with her sexy Scots accent while I'm playing with her long red hair sharing chocolates.....

Then wake up seeing her gorgeous face in the morning when i can tickle her kitty with my dicky, and hear how loud she really purrs....

Oooofffffttttt lady!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it normal to feel like a plonker after you’ve sent your message? Asking for a friend "

Pretty much.....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Is it normal to feel like a plonker after you’ve sent your message? Asking for a friend "

You are not alone

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